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What Would Be Your Least Perfect ILX Thread

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So we've had the most perfect - what would the thread you'd HATE more than any other contain?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 23 October 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

more david blaine cock pictures

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 23 October 2003 07:51 (twenty-three years ago)

A spoof/parody thread that managed to get more answers than my *real* thread.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

'Did you check the hooters on Momus's new girlfriend', by C*lum

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:01 (twenty-three years ago)

...followed by a pic of her with Gareth or Ned (or Gareth and Ned's) head(s) superimposed on it.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Anything which has Dada's pics in it!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Your Top 100 Flaming Lips Songs (1053 new answers, 1053 unread)

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:15 (twenty-three years ago)

One where 3 of the 6 answers make reference to people I don't know and are therefore meaningless to me. :)

― Spinal (Spinal), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:22 (twenty-three years ago)

It'd probably contain lots of politics.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

something about football including lots of arguing with momus

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

and then some reference to corny indie fuxx

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:16 (twenty-three years ago)

any thread that contains the word 'juxtaposition'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:27 (twenty-three years ago)

:(

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Mark. :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:39 (twenty-three years ago)

a barrage of threads mentioning "stuff next to other stuff" awaits you....

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:44 (twenty-three years ago)

the beatles po50

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Come anticipate the next overlong Kill Bill Thread with me!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:21 (twenty-three years ago)

trife: Blah blah blah
Doomie: Blah Blah Blah
trife: Racist.
Doomie: Cunt.

(actually, that would be great. Even better in a cage, with sharks)

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Get Momus in on that action, and we've got a winner.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

but you love that kind of thread mark c? your posts are all over them?

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:34 (twenty-three years ago)

aha! aha!! get out of that one!! (nb i have no idea if your posts actually are all over them)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:35 (twenty-three years ago)

This is the thread where I say essentially the same thing over and over again in a variety of baffling ways as people try to explain why I'm actually being a total cock but I just never see it that way (800 answers, 800+ unread)

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Another Vice magazine related thread -- need I say more?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan, you're not always that bad.

(oddly, I seldom have the same problems with Momus. I think he's a dick for that clique thread, but I just put it down to some oh-so-clever post-modern art installation thing and ignored it. After calling him a wanker, obv)

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

However, the BEST thread ever would be strife, doomie and momus in an ILX Celebrity Deathmatch...

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

(nichole otm w/r/t vice mag threads)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
However, the BEST thread ever would be strife, doomie and momus in an ILX Celebrity Deathmatch...
-- kate
and televised live from Abu Ghurayb.

― Skottie, Monday, 24 May 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

fifteen years pass...

and lo,

― kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 09:25 (six years ago)


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