V for Vendetta - nobody would watch it. DR and Quinch maybe as a pixar movie! Top Ten would be OK as a 20 minute cartoon.
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)
Any of the non-anthology ABC comics would do well. Maybe not Smax.
I'd rather they didn't film Halo Jones: they'd only break it.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 23 October 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)
V for Vendetta - nobody would watch it.
Actually, after The Matrix came out, there was talk that the next Wachowski brothers flick would be "V for Vendetta". They had supposedly even written a script for the film. Then, of course, they decided to make Matrix II & III instead. But now that Matrix III is soon out, who knows? Anyway, since a Wachowski version of "V" would probably be a big budget Hollywood flick, the anarchist/revolutionary aspect of the story would have to be downplayed, and the messianic/rebirth aspect emphasized; also, a lot more action would probably be added. So, essentially, it would be just another Matrix.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)
"the stars my degradation" directed by dino de laurentiis"the stars my degradation" directed by tinto brass"the stars my degradation" directed by paul verhoeven
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)
(haha perhaps the shd film "skizz" (???? ie the 2000ad serial abt the alien, poss i mis-remember the title)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)
Anyway, what about Big Numbers (another aborted 10 volume story)? I've read loads of times that people have approached Alan Moore about filming it.
― M Carty (mj_c), Thursday, 23 October 2003 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)
Bo Jefferies could do an Addams Family thing. I mean all his stuff that has reached the screen has really just been take these whacky characters and mess around with them, and they fit that model better than, well better than JC or Jack the Ripper.
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 23 October 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 23 October 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)
say, what WOULD you ideally put on the soundtrack for a Hellblazer flick? Joy Division? The Fall? Basement Jaxx? Suicide?
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)
Yes, and V should be played by some big-name star, only that he would be told what his role is like only after he'd signed the contract. Then you could advertise the flick like "Ben Affleck as V". Imagine the reaction of all the teens who'd come to see the "new Ben Affleck movie".
By the way, John Constantine was created by Moore, but the Hellblazer comic was never written by him, no?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Simeon (Simeon), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Simeon (Simeon), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)
still, the SLF are irish, so perhaps they'd get offended by being roped in with the rest of that lot.
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)
Simeon OTM. That whole storyline should have been called "One Way".
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)
I like the idea of a Laser Eraser & Pressbutton film., if they could do it like it was when they were just being completely stupid. Like that story that was reprinted in a late issue of Warrior from Sounds magazine (that I think was actually written and drawn by Alan Moore under two different pseudonyms).
A Captain Britain could be fun too, if you followed that whole Jaspers storyline and had that unstoppable thing that can't be killed in it. only maybe it has too many elements to make a proper 90 minutes film and should actually be split over three.
I think that is the problem with Alan Moore stories - there's too much in them to turn into films, so you either leave way too much out and disappoint ver fans (and also find that what's left isn't actually enough to hang a film on) or else you try and put too much in so you end up with a sad nerdfest. That's why I think an Axel Pressbutton film could be brilliant - the characters were great in the original comics but the stories were always a bit lame, so a good screenwriter could develop a storyline from the characters without having to bother with all that backstory.
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)
a lot of the shorts Alan Moore did for Doctor Who Monthly & Weekly could be readily de-Doctor Who-ised and turned into interesting horror films. I'm thinking that one about the plastic toy factory, or the one about the Deathsmiths Of Goth.
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)
I suspect that good films could be made, in theory, from much of his work, but I'm fairly confident they won't be. I remember him talking about a proposal to film Watchmen with Arnie as Doctor Manhattan. Alan was less concerned about whether Arnie would do nudity than whether anyone would believe for a second that he could understand nuclear physics.
As for Halo Jones, I nearly sort of ended up doing a nit of a sequel to that: you might recall a 'choose your adventure' (you know, if you pull a gun go to panel 5, if you accept the deal go to panel 27) thing that Pat Mills had charge of. He asked me to do a Halo Jones story for it, which I was going to do as a follow-on to where Alan left it. We did talk about it, and Alan was happy with what I was planning (mainly because he didn't care much about such a project), but I was kind of relieved that it didn't happen, because I knew that doing it would offend people, possibly including me.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 24 October 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)
That would explain the stoies not being *that* good most of the time. But I have heard that it was Alan Moore who wrote them. when they reprinted the strip written by Pedro Henry and drawn by Curt Vile, they included drawings of the authors and Curt Vile was plainly Alan Moore.
but if we foolishly assume that Steve Moore and Alan Moore are the same person, how about a film of "Father Shandor"?
― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 24 October 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)
(NB Diceman = roXoR!)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 24 October 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 24 October 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)
*ok i wasn't but BLIMEY!!
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)
i'd like to see his 'i can hear the grass grow' strip from, er, i forget where (anyone?). you were meant to photocopy it, cut it out and tape it together in some big moebius strip fashion so the end was the beginning and the beginning was the end. he did something similar, albeit on a 2d page in promethea recently.
andy
― koogs (koogs), Friday, 24 October 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 24 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Friday, 24 October 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 26 October 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)
And they really shld make 'Top Ten' w/ the cast of Hill St. Blues.
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 26 October 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― J (Jay), Sunday, 26 October 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)
I've read it and still have a copy of it packed somewhere. If you can temporarily forget the comic book it's not that bad of a script (except for the gawd-awful ending) for a generic action movie. The opening scene is rather cool.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 26 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 27 October 2003 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)
I think the short-lived, different-music-theme-per-issue magazine this came from was Heartbreak Hotel.
And on the subject of Alan Moore obscurities, there's always the following, all of which I've heard of, but none of which I've ever read:- Voice of the Fire (his novel)- Fashion Beast (his screenplay idea, though I don't know if anything ever came of that or not)- Sawdust Memories (apparently a prose story he contributed to some mucky book that I once saw mentioned in Mr Skidmore's esteem'd 'FA' journal back in the day).
If anybody's ever encountered any of these, have they any film potential?
― M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 27 October 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 October 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 October 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― M Carty (mj_c), Monday, 27 October 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)
It turns out that the band had no idea what film the venue had nipped down to the local video store for (they'd requested Carry On Camping), and if the vegetarian bass player had turned around at the wrong time, he'd probably have walked offstage. It also made clapping and whooping for a encore during footage of a Cambodian mountain of skulls pretty awkward.
Jesus Christ I am tangent boy today.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 October 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)
my suspicion is that Alan Moore wrote some of the Axel Pressbutton strips for Warrior, while Steve Moore wrote others. I'm basing this on the fact that some of the Axel Pressbutton stories were actually pretty dull (once you'd got over the genius of a bald fucker with a prosthetic body and a meat cleaver instead of a left hand (or was it right hand?)) while some of them were works of comic genius. Given that everything I've ever seen credited to Steve Moore has been pretty turgid, I can't believe that the good stuff was written by him. Also, when Axel Pressbutton was being good it was funny in a manner reminiscent of Alan Moore humour strips.
but I dunno, maybe Steve Moore is actually a comic genius and I've been misjudging him all these years.
― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― N_RQ, Monday, 11 July 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)
hard work? what planet are you on? it's got human sacrifice, talking heads on spikes, dirty judges, a man who travels in suspenders - something for all the family, surely?
― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 11 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 11 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
Also - THE BOJEFFRIES SAGA!!!! make a gd movie (haha better than the League of pissing Gents flick, anyhoo)
― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Monday, 11 July 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Monday, 11 July 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 July 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)
― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 July 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 July 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)
I still say A Small Killing would have the greatest potential for a succesful adaptation: no flashy effects nor a historical setting - no need for big budget nor a major studio backing - less need to compromise. Plus the story could actually attract some decent director instead of a hack. As much as I've enjoyed the recent superhero flicks, I'd say the best comic adaptations of the last few years have been made by indie directors from indie comics (Ghost World, American Splendor, Corto Maltese). Constantine was suprisingly good though.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)
The contributors are quite scary - here's a link to a gaiman listing site with it on http://members.aol.com/ngaimanvb/neil/knave.html
I got as far as getting a copy with Neil interviewing Alan Moore - Last I saw it lived in the Exeter Univ SF group library. Gaiman said it was very funny back in his Violent Cases days.
Apparently it's the unexpurgated memoirs of a ventriloquist's dummy!
If you ever find a copy a scan would be nice.
Have fun,Dave
― Dave Baldwin, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)
Re: thread title, I would actually argue that a good Watchmen movie could be made (but no studio would be willing to allow a true adaptation to be made when a possible money-making SUPERHERO ACTION FLICK could be mangled out of it).
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 19 June 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)
In short: NO MORE MOORE FILM ADAPTATIONS KTHANXBYE
― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)
― Jessie the Monster/Idiot (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)
http://slate.com/blogs/blogs/trailhead/archive/2007/11/27/the-candidates-tv-guide-forgot.aspx
Tom Tancredo watches “nothing in particular. He really likes the History Channel, though,” says spokesman Alan Moore.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
sometimes i feel like i'm squarely in obama's target demographic and that bothers me. i'm waiting to read about how stoked he is for the miles davis on the corner sessions before i start ripping out my hair and screaming "get out of my head!"
― rockapads, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)
Seriously, "Bojeffries Saga" by the Coen Brothers.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)