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i just found out that my crush of the last week or two lives with her french boyfriend, and only moved here to be with him anyway! oh no! she smiled at me today and everything. i have a broken crush!

― A Noncey Mouse, Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

at least you had/have one. human emotions are for suckers.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

spot the contradiction and win a cookie.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, having your crush crushed really sucks. But it just means that you have to go out and find another one. Crushes await everywhere, hanging like ripe fruits in trees, tantalisingly out of reach.

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(cookies are not for suckers. except those teething biscuits they give babies, i suppose.)

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Try smiling, Jess. Just once. See what happens.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha nick, the ironing is delicious, etc etc.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a very happy-go-lucky man, Jess. Honestly.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.jokeshopfun.com/1011971498463.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

it took me a second to work that picture out.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking hell.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mrsmasons.com/acatalog/04th.jpg

Google Images brings up this if you type "broken crush". Kind of fitting. Broken crush? Eat some brownies!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

OHMIGOD, that makes me hungry. Don't post pictures of piles of brownies when I'm PMS-ing and unsatisfied due to my mysterious lunchtime cappucino disaster!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldn't mind those sort of broken crushes!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

she was 5'9" with dark hair and small dark-rimmed glasses and flares and a knackered coat and she was called lucy too. oh no!

― A Noncey Mouse, Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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