Who here has a butler?

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And what did they saw?

― doorga by name, Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny you should ask, because I have had two telemarketers call up asking for my wife, and both asked if I was her butler. I guess it must be the accent, but still- how many people in Berkeley have butlers?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"British accent" = "must be somebody's butler"

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in a car accident, and the guy who hit me didn't have insurance, so the judge...

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 23 October 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

nordique, will you be my butler?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, yo mama

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Do monkey butlers count?
http://japeto.hypermart.net/monkeybutler.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am making a line of shorts that say "Click me to enter" on the back IMMEDIATELY.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

nordique, will you be my butler?

Dude, if you paid me I would seriously consider it. Things are that bad...

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I once had a boy was enamored with me offer to be my butler. He said he would wear a tuxedo, offer tea and cucumber sandwiches to my guests and, at night, store himself neatly under the bed.

Should've taken him up on that. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

check your email nordic...

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/nelson2.gif
How MANY monkey butlers will there be?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, Sam, you should've totally gone for that! OMG, that would've rocked hardc-- oh wait, I'm supposed to be revealing my Anglophilic nature here. Well, you very well should have taken him up on that offer, as it would have been quite lovely to have had a butler at your beck and call.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 24 October 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Care to kill all humans, m'am?

http://www.memorygongs.com/Bender_Bowtie.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 24 October 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny that Bender should make an appearance

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 24 October 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to remember if my grandparents had a butler. Probably. There were at some point or other a housekeeper, a maid, a cook, a gardener and, erm... someone else I can't remember, so I'm assuming it might have been a butler. I was very young and I don't really remember.

― kate (kate), Friday, 24 October 2003 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

has the medication worn off yet kate? hahaha..

― doom-e, Friday, 24 October 2003 07:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I SOOO want a butler. When I'm a squillionare, thats first on my shopping list.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 24 October 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I ended up marrying ours.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 24 October 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

dee, i don't think he really wanted to sleep under my bed.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 24 October 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had a butler. A robot butler would be ideal, but any sort of butler will do. They just have to work for free.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 24 October 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I would go with a cook before a butler. I'm continually tempted by those private chefs who come & cook you a week's worth of food to thaw & warm up during the week. Food allergies + crazy job = I live on cereal & frozen pizza. Of course then I realize said chefs cost 80 gazillion dollars a week & calculate the number of trader joes frozen pizzas that is & drop the idea.

― lyra (lyra), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

lyra, once my ex-husband and I used one of those services where they drop off a week's worth of food that you just warm up. This particular service was vegan. It was pretty good and actually economical. We didn't cook much anyway and it was healthier/not anymore expensive than eating out every night.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 25 October 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

vegan texans?

is that even POSSIBLE?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 26 October 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

don't be a smart-ass jeremy.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 26 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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