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― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

them crazy canadians! always masturbatin!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you wanna ride my Mercedes, boy?/Tell me what you gonna do

― Pebbles (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Canadians in being to busy "playing Lacrosse" to answer this thread non-shocker!

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

*makes universally accepted "self-pleasure" gesture in general direction of the border*

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not accept that gesture.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

**zip**
huh?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I do not accept that gesture.

New England blue-blood elitist wanker/wanker elitist!

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is scared of Quebecois folk pleasuring themselves = he hates fun, I guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

toot toot

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Afterthought : "What do "embarassed automakers" look like?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you've heard of autoeroticism and all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Embarassed automakers look like this...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Afterthought : "What do "embarassed automakers" look like?

To answer:A GM flunky HARD at work on the "Lacrosse":
iAfterthought : "What do "embarassed automakers" look like?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I love this thread title. Indeed, what fuels the wankmobile?

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.acs.ohio-state.edu/researchnews/scicoal/2002/selamet_a.jpg

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(insert comment here)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

they're handcranked

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

For your protection, and ours.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Horace's stop-smoking effort of 2003 commemorated by GM!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

note to self: if ever in Canada and asked to attend a game of La Crosse, don't go.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it is fueled on love (and alizee pics)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially if they ask you to bring your own balls, Jel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the taking part that counts.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Esp. Soggy Lacrosse.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Keep Your Stick on The Ice

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

wanking should be marketed as the most environmentally friendly form of travel.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

And the Lacrosse Hall of fame, paid for with taxpayers' money!

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

And keep reaching for the stars!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never heard this term before

(did Buick worry like this over the prospect of people asking for their LeSabres to be buffed?)

― jones (actual), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

WAITWAITWAIT Ned? Your hypothetical scares me.

"Would you like to come to our circle jerk? Bring your own balls!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ned made a 'balls' joke - ew!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That took you long enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

but driving a wankmobile must get tiring after the first few miles.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

How could you NOT bring your own balls? Does Da Raggett have detachable nutz?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hockeylegend.com/_borders/lacrosse.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

King Missile only took it part of the way.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is it an automatic?

(sorry)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh, here I cum... OH DAMMIT I left my balls in my other pants. Maybe next time."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Driving the Lacrosse will make you go BLIND!

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I am now gleefully happy with this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"but driving a wankmobile must get tiring after the first few miles. "

...But it's better with a Buick!

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 23 October 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing is, when you LaCrosse, do you think of an Edsel?

http://www.tocmp.com/pix/Edsel/images/edsel1-or_jpg.jpg

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

is that a "squeeze my lemon" gag?

― jones (actual), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this thread actually about notable new dance music releases?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.attitudearcade.com/other/images/901.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

*vomits..everywhere. EVERYWHERE*

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in utter, total awe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(side-issue: who figured LaCrosse was a good car name to begin with??)

― jones (actual), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

who figured LaCrosse was a good car name to begin with??

A cheeky Quebecois youth with a daddy in the marketing department.

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm deeply happy today because between this thread and the concept of a 'fart cave' I have skeeved Dan completely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not skeeved! I am concerned about your understanding of basic anatomy!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Your concern is noted.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

We are the country that gave the world Crash (the movie), I suppose its only fitting.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, what happens if you come home and say, "Whew, my balls are ACHIN" and try to toss them over the couch? I'm just looking out for your well-being.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Buster Gonad to thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"crash" followed by "touched" (i think that's the name)

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(T-30 seconds to Ally telling us that she hates us.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you mad? She's already abandoned all of us in disgust for the day, surely!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(Haha I'm still cracking myself up at "Whew my balls are ACHIN")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want to know how many miles to the gallon you get in one of these here vehicles.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely you mean miles to the lovin' spoonful?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't produce enough to meringue a pie, then?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of pie?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

A cream one of some description, I suppose.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(Drats you have side-stepped my trap.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

hummer dealers must be getting an enormous kick out of this

― jones (actual), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hummer vs. fluffer FITE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

surely there's a tie-in to Kill Bill?

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~alexward/pussywagon.jpg

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Even taken at face value, isn't LaCrosse an awful name? Does anyone play the sport except rich ultra whitebread WASP New Englanders?

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 24 October 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

That kid in American Pie played LaCrosse. I hate that game.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 24 October 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone play the sport except rich ultra whitebread WASP New Englanders?

Yes, girls in Enid Blyton books (usually followed by some kind of 'midnight feast').

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 24 October 2003 07:06 (twenty-two years ago)

In the U.S., the epicenter of lacrosse is Baltimore, Maryland. This is not New England, but it can be pretty WASPy. Also a lot of other things. See all John Waters movies. They do not exaggerate.

― Skottie, Friday, 24 October 2003 09:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to play lacrosse at school. I was good at it too (except I cheated)

― C J (C J), Friday, 24 October 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you cheat in a game where it's legal to hit someone in the head with a big stick?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 October 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Does anyone play the sport except rich ultra whitebread WASP New Englanders?

You're joking right? The native teams near Hamilton are both incredibly brutal and amazing players. I would not wish them as opponents even to the poshest of teams.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 24 October 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

plus: Jim Brown

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 24 October 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

plus: MICK FOLEY.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 25 October 2003 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck, why can I not find a picture of the inner gatefold photo from Steppenwolf's For Ladies Only?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 25 October 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

REVIVE because I don't think we made enough juvenile jokes about the "midnight feast" Madchen mentioned.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

...or did we?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

GM is selling this car in the US as the LaCrosse.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Monday, 29 November 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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