Being in love with a beautiful woman- classic or dud?

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It's hard.

― Lord Byron Lived Here, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

imitating Dr. Hook, C or D?

― hstencil, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Irritating Dr. Hook?

― Lord Byron Lived Here, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It's hard.

(insert yet another cock comment from Ally today here)

Why would being in love with a beautiful person be harder than an ugly person? And wouldn't your mate be beautiful to you regardless of their "actual" attractiveness? This thread confuses me.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Better than being a prison inmate's biyotch, I betcha.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, this thread is confusing.

― Captain Kangaroo (Nicole), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

being in love with a beautiful MAN, now that's hard. Especially in today's society of intolerance and cruelty (as opposed to those freewheeling, accepting all times of yore).

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

obviously you guys haven't heard Dr. Hook.

― hstencil, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would being in love with a beautiful person be harder than an ugly person?

Sometimes when you're in love with a beautiful person, every time you go anywhere with them where there are other people can become a rather frustrating emotional ordeal. In my experience.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would being in love with a beautiful person be harder than an ugly person?
because it's harder to score, duh.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes when you're in love with a beautiful person, every time you go anywhere with them where there are other people can become a rather frustrating emotional ordeal. In my experience.

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/phoneconfusion.jpg

(seriously, why?)

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I ain't got nothing to lose (Nothing to lose)
Going to throw it away
And talk to you
She looks good
She looks good
And it's true
And it's true
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful

I ain't got nothing to lose (Nothing to lose)
When I'm living one time
And I want you
She looks good
She looks good
And it's true
And it's true
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful

She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na
The girl is beautiful
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na
She is beautiful
She is beautiful
Na na na na na na na na

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

if Andrew WK says it's classic, then I agree.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is now tainted

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard
Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It never ends
You know that it's crazy
You want to trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone

Maybe it's just an ego problem
Problem is, Iv'e been fooled before
By fair weathered friends and faint hearted lovers
And everytime it happens
It just convinces me more

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You look for lies
Everybody tempts her
Everybody tells her
She's the most beautiful woman they know

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch her eyes
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You keep looking for lies

― hstencil, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever that was you posted, hstencil, is 100% otm.
i've so been through that - what is it¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

but as my man BryAd says "have you ever REALLY loved a woman?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but Bryan Adams also said "the only thing that looks good on you is me", so I take his words with a pinch of salt.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

no, he said the "the only thing that looks good on ME is YOU"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is bullshit. Except for jel's Andrew WK post.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

unless you IS me?!?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

no, you is me and me is you ;)

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

These are the worst jokes in history.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

the funny thing is, I once dated a girl who put that Dr. Hook song on a mixtape for me.

― hstencil, Monday, 27 October 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(seriously, why?)

I dunno, generally on nights where I can't get anyone to talk to me or even acknowledge my presence meanwhile everyone and their momma expends every ounce of their energy trying to take the-lady-I-love home with them...

Let me rephrase: being in love with anybody = CLASSIC BEYOND CLASSIC. Some of the shit you have to go through while going out into public with a-beautiful-person-you-love = AS FAR FROM CLASSIC AS IT GETS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(I love the "gareth is signifier of question" thing ha ha)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hstencil - I really hope you dumped her conceited ass soon after...?

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally = Les Moonves all of a sudden

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(This thread has reminded me of a certain foul worded anecdote from the 'Radio Armenia' series...)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

thread title is redundant.

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

being in love with anyone is pretty much both

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It rules! You don't have to be all defensive around your friends!

Plus: barfights!

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Your friends are crap if they are trying to steal your date. Also you are all negative, eat dick fagtogs. Being in love is classic!

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Not stealing your date! Making fun of your date! And you for being with her! That totally sucks!

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

if your friends make fun of you for who you date then they are not really your friends.

also, being in love can eat a big razortipped bee covered sodomizing battering ram

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Being a beautiful man who's in love with himself, c or d?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, what in the fuck? Why would people be making fun of you and your date?

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah that's your mom's job.

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess OTM

― allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

haha speaking of which, my mom wants to come to the next fap

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

let's set all of our moms up with a fap!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

UGLY WOMAN
(Calypso)
If you want to be king in your castle, then take this advice: Never marry a pretty woman, cause a pretty woman will make you look small and very often cause your downfall. She'll bring you barrels of trouble, make your heart burst like a bubble, and after she gets what she wants she'll seek other haunts. So if you want to stay married and lead a king's life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Therefore from a logical point of view, marry a woman uglier than you.

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

being in love with Jess's mom, c/d?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

NICE! Bring her for reals, jess.

uh xpost: unless Horace is coming, I guess.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

on sunday: "are any of your friends older? single?"

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd bring my mom but she'd just sit there being rude to people. "Your name is WHAT? You made that up, didn't you? Jesus christ." She casts this judgement on names as if her name is Jennifer Smith or something.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(Would a Stifler's mom joke be really really assholish here?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"Michaelangelo? Who names their kid that? What? What did you say your name is? Nancey? Haha! Why do they keep calling that girl both Felicity and ___________? Your friends are all insane, what kind of names are these? Jesus christ."

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Also you are all negative, eat dick fagtogs

the local chinese place used to have these, but they sold out for the week. they told me to order the pot stickers instead.

i pretended not to hear them.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha my mom said that about matos!!

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Being a beautiful man who's in love with himself, c or d?

[cough, cough] CLASSIC

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Posting while checking yourself for a hernia: C/D?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Being in love with a beautiful woman who loves you back = classic beyond classic. Being in love with a beautiful woman who doesn't = what else is new?

Obv, the beautiful part is 1) entirely inconsequential unless it also affects the character/inner-happenings part, and 2) going to mean diff things to diff beholders.

― dleone (dleone), Monday, 27 October 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the thread where jess and Ally are revealed to be brother and sister

also i like teddy bears

― allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

ONLY your real friends will make fun of your date. Everyone else will pretend it's cool that you're going out with a harpy.

I once worked with a guy who said he likes his women fat and ugly because "one: no one's gonna steal them, and two: if they do, who gives a shit?"

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.

― Jimmy Soul, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

476. Why can't people see my beauty that lies within? It is so unfair.
477. Real-life bears are nowhere near as fuzzy or fun as the teddy kind. Why is that?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

478. sometimes I wonder why the other care bears allowed the one with the rain cloud on his tummy to be so sad. Why does the cartoon world have to so closely resemble the real world, in which the people around you will ignore your innermost pain and desires in order to further their own sunshine tummies???

479. ice cream: classic?

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

480. Sometimes when I'm by myself I just smile and smile and smile and smile. Then other people come around and I have to restrain myself from hugging them.
481. Homeless people smell funny.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

482. if I could go back in time, I would meet Snoopy.
483. it's hard to feel sympathy for ugly people.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

484. Where have all the cowboys gone?

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

485. How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of it? (Oooh tell me)

486. Smile! A smile will make you young forever. remember--to achieve a great goal, one must begin with a small achievement.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

487. She was the sun shining upon the tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail
He was the moon painting you with it's glow so vulnerable and pale

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

HIM rule!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

488: What the fuck is this?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

489: Meanness. (That's a good thing.)

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

490. I don't like that bit in the marrying ugly women song about the eyes, I mean David Bowie? Hello?

491. pumpkins!!!

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

492: Sauciness from a smart woman: par for the course.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

493. WOO-HOO I'M #193!!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, this whole thing about beautiful women and being in love with them and it being hard etc etc is a whole crock of shit. I mean you're supposed to think the person you are in love with is beautiful anyway so what the fuck?

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

494. Sometimes when I'm feeling low I count the feathers in my pillow. That always helps.

495. Mmmm--cookie! Ah-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Beautiful kind of sucks as a descriptive word.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

best thing ever said by ex-roommate and current-Ringling Bros. clown (no lie) Greg: working the door one night at First Avenue, a very drunk woman tried to get in w/o paying and her musclehead boyfriend slurs, "Isn't she the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life?" Greg: "No, that would be my mother and whoever it is I end up marrying."

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

mods: change thread title to "Being in love with a HOTTT!!! woman- classic or dud?"

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known
Lord, you know I loved her so and then she let me all alone
And I swore here on this barstool
I'd never make that mistake again
Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine
And I'll love you till the end

Chorus:
So darlin' don't you worry 'cause they say love is blind
Lust has eyes like an eagle it's gonna drive me outta my mind
Through my eyes sometimes wander it doesn't mean that I'm untrue
You're not the best but you're the best that I can do

You know a pretty girl she'll leave you
Leave you to drown in your own tears
You know any ugly girl well, she'll leave you too
But then again who really cares
And then eyes of blue they cannot be true
They'll have to stay here in my dreams
I guess that's why ol' Hugh Hefner
invented Playboy Magazine

So, sit down here beside me girl
And I will tell you what we will do
We're gonna twist them lids and hope our kids
Look more like me than you
And when that bottle is finally empty
We're gonna tumble across the floor
And I'm gonna pray my imagination is
Gonna pull me through once more

Charlie Robison, "You're Not the Best" (he's married to a Dixie Chick)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder which one.

― :rolleyes:, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god please tell me that song's a joke!!! WTF!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

How could you not immediately leave that man? It's like if you're the girlfriend and dude writes a song about how you're not much of a girlfriend but you're the only one he's got.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

hey y'all it's a joke;
on the live disc he calls it
'defensive dating'

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

battered-wife syndrome

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

482. if I could go back in time, I would meet Snoopy.

this post redeems this thread

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 27 October 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/advertising/tourguard.jpg

― Priscilla Beaulieu Magnatech (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

answer to thread question

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― TOMBOT, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

more girls need to rock hair like that

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

496. I think somebody put twee drugs in my toothpaste

― TOMBOT, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean you're supposed to think the person you are in love with is beautiful anyway so what the fuck?

Exactly, well put, etc....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom, you really are the twee-est bastard alive today. It's actually really cute but those giant CLASSICs are kind of frightening.

Like the woman inspecting the toilet in a flight attendant uniform.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm tempted to say that love doens't exist but I think that's just for me, becuase I'm a hyper-aware cynical asshole.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah WTF is up with a pillbox hat in the gas station crapper? If I was about to use the restroom and that woman walked out with her clipboard in hand I think I would just urinate on the floor.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Even if it was Dana Delany like in the above pic?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd rather take a piss in the fucking woods, where there lives bees and snakes and horrible things like that, than go to the bathroom at a gas station.

― Allyzay, Monday, 27 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

that was the quickest
thread-hijack in history.
nice work allyzay

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 27 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.doctorhook.com/images/dochookgroup.jpg
Hey, man! Does no one remember our appearance on "American Bandstand"?

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The guys at 10 and 3 remind me of stuff that might happen in a gloryh0le p0rn0.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Childhood... memories... quickly... being... tarnished... having... too... much... fun... must... stop... laughing... now.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Bryan, how many gloryhole p0rrnos have you seen?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

A good many, Chris. They're like puppet shows you can beat off to.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 27 October 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MUY CLASSICO

― oops (Oops), Monday, 27 October 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

will somebody please start up another round of dirty threads today? i'm bored...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually a bit busy at work today, so I won't be able to contribute.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut up you self-protective lot. Here are some equally presumtuous statements to contradict your beliefs...1.Had you never heard of the Two Fat Slags? 2.Ugly, fat women sleep around because they don't get enough sex from any one person. 3.Beautiful women get plenty of good sex from the man they love and don't need to look elsewhere.

A woman, whether ugly or beautiful, will leave you for another because you don't treat them as equals or love them enough. Only insecure men, or those who secretly believe they are bad to their women, will purposely choose an ugly wife. And, think on boys, beautiful women are often the most lonely in the world. Men only want to sleep with them and women steer clear due to jealously or because they feel threatened. A good hearted man could find a grateful and adoring wife in a beautiful woman. Stop looking at women's faces as material for your judgements. Start looking a little deeper. Only then can you know the quality of a woman's heart.

― me, Sunday, 2 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the Two Fat Slags

Tenacious D?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 2 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

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