The Cat in the Hat: Jumping the Goldfish?

I'll swallow your SOUL.

mike myers' would just sag there, and occaisonally talk to each other.

I saw this, and it was terrifyingly bad. It was shocking how bad this movie was. I liked The Grinch but this was the kind of movie that makes you feel ashamed the whole time you are watching it. I think it has potential to be one of the Worst Movies Of All Time. My favorite joke:

Sally: Like being in the circus!
The Cat: Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.

By the time the Cat in the Hat brings the kids to a rave for a cameo from Paris Hilton it had crossed the line from grotesque surrealism into a pure unadulterated nightmare.

wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7M8kTjmi-M&feature=related

Lots of really funny negative reviews of this movie. The most accurate ones likened him to an alcoholic clown at a children's birthday party.

who thought this movie was a good idea

Apparently when MM backed out of doing the Sprockets movie the studios sued him and stuff and I think this was the result of whatever litigation all the parties went through.

dirty hoe o_0

hoe-tm

After the first Shrek, dude has been on an unbelievable shit-streak

MM backed out of doing the Sprockets movie

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The film contains a number of adult themes, such as:

* The Cat begins to explain to the children where babies come from before being cut off by Conrad.

* The Cat sings a song about a cat back home where he was bred who never listened to his mother and was finally taken to a vet and was neutered. He sings the line as "...to cut off both his ba... ba... ba..." and cuts off by saying "Boy!". (In a deleted verse, which is included on the film's soundtrack, the Cat sang about a know-it-all cat who liked to be the "teacher's pet" and sings the line "...it took a ton of TNT to kill the bug up her a...a...a..." and cuts off by saying "Ask me...".)

* When Lawrence is at home relaxing on the pile of messes, on TV, he is watching what appears to be a stripper dancing until the TV is repossessed.

* When the Cat spots the photo of Joan he unfurls it centerfold-style, gets excited saying "hubbata hubbata" and his hat extends. It is revealed in a deleted scene that the photo of Joan featured her in her underwear.

* When the Cat cuts his tail off he yells out "SON OF A BI..." before it's bleeped out and the broadcast is terminated, followed by a cat on a rope with a whistle version of "The Girl from Ipanema".

* After the Cat unsuccessfully tries to capture Nevins he 'talks' to the hoe he is holding, calling it a "dirty hoe" and then apologizing with "I'm sorry baby, I love you", finally proceeding to lick it.

* The acronym of the Cat's car's former name is S.H.I.T. (Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter) which Conrad is about to say before the Cat cuts him off, saying "Oh! Quick to the SLOW!"

* When the children are passing the fire-breathing toilet on Mrs. Kwan, the Cat states "Something like that really burns my--" before being drowned out by Conrad and Sally's screaming.

Beloved children's book improved by fire breathing toilets and whore jokes

wau

* The acronym of the Cat's car's former name is S.H.I.T. (Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter) which Conrad is about to say before the Cat cuts him off, saying "Oh! Quick to the SLOW!"

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Cat-Hat-Stamp.jpg
"My car is called the S.H.I.T.

^ I like what you've done there bENBBag

Many jokes are crude and kid-unfriendly, but the entire character of the Cat plays like Robin Williams' Genie tripping on ecstasy while watching bad early 90s SNL skits.

I meant to say this film is offensive on a multitude of levels apart from the crude jokes.

"....this Cat should be tied up in a sack and drowned"

- A.O. Scott, The New York Times

the old cartoon with allan sherman as the cat is pretty awesome.