Corporate myths and truths

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This is the thread where we recount stories told about businesses and corporations. I'd advise googleproofing any particularly litigious companies, mind.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That Kentucky Fried Chicken truncated their moniker to the more stream-lined KFC because they were legally bound to, as the product they serve is NOT, in fact, chicken, but rather a hybridized, featherless mutation concocted in a lab.

This is a myth. They actually shortened it to downplay the "fried" part (not very healthy-sounding in this health-conscious age, don'tcha know).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

B1G M@Cs are made out of babies.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/graphics/chckhead.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

that is sooo cool

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only person who thinks that looks tasty?

I thought about this thread when I was in Starbucks. They claim that their coffee is made from the top 10% of Arabica beans, when I could have sworn they used robusta in there too. having said that, the tatse does seem to have improved since a couple of years ago, so maybe things have changed?

What really made me wonder was their claim that the coffee they bought was fair trade, good non-exploitative business practices etc. Does this mean that small, independent coffee shops forced to compete will use less morally sound suppliers?

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

here's an entire section of Snopes devoted to this kinda thing

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh dear, Kingfish's sensible link will kill my thread :/

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/hooray.jpg

I have become Shiva, destroyer of threads.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Shiva has more hair.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Though your wheels are certainly Ganeshian.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

What's in a Name?

Mount Rainier in Washington State was so designated due to the influence of Rainier Brewery.

The name of the San Diego Wild Animal Park's Wgasa Bush Line railway was taken from a crude acronym.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after President Grover Cleveland's daughter, Ruth.

The name 'Aspirin' was taken from the terms 'acetylsalicylic acid' and 'spiraea ulmaria.'

The word nylon was formed by conflating the names 'New York' and 'London.'

The flush toilet was invented by Thomas Crapper.

German chocolate cake comes from Germany.

The Japanese corporation known as Sony based its name on an acronym formed from 'Standard Oil of New York.'

The athletic shoe Adidas gained its name from an acronym for 'All Day I Dream About Sex.'

The word 'chad' comes from the "Chadless keypunch," so named after its inventor, a Mr. Chadless.

The discount chain E.J. Korvette took its name from a shortening of 'eight Jewish Korean War veterans,' the founding
partners.

The popular urban sportswear clothier FUBU took its name from 'For Us By Us.'

Chef Boyardee was a fictional creation whose name was taken from the given names of the company's three founders:
Boyd, Art, and Dennis

Baseball's championship is known as the "World Series" because it was originally sponsored by the New York World
newspaper.

The Gap takes its name from the gay pride slogan "Gay and proud."

The lubricating spray WD-40 is so named because it was the product of the 40th attempt at creating a water displacing
substance.

Coca-Cola's original diet cola drink, TaB, took its name from an acronym for "totally artificial beverage."

Bottled water giant Evian named its product as a sly dig at consumers.

Life Savers candy was so named because its inventor's daughter died from choking on a non-holed mint.

UK power company chooses an unfortunate domain name for the web site of their Italian division.

Maybelline, the first commercial mascara, was named for a real person.

Gatorade was named for the Florida Gators, the University of Florida's football team.*

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(some of those are true, some false and some unknown!)

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

David Bowie (he's now a corporation, remember) owns the copyright to popular 70'd game Connect 4.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

even though the life savers one is false, I choked on a life saver once and breathed through the little hole for a while. I eventually had to vomit it out. :(

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The trade name KODAK is totally unrelated to anything at all, it's completely made up.

(I don't see how this can be true, surely it's named after the founder's pet robot or something.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Nylon - I remember seeing Johnny Ball talking about it on telly years and years ago. I think they started off wanting to cal it norun (which is a misnomer because nylons ladder like nobody's business but still), then they messed about with the letters in the manner of:
norun
nurun
nuron
nulon
nylon
or something. If that's what Johnny Ball said, it must be true!

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was a combination of New York and London as that's where the scientists involved came from.

I could post a lot of things on here but fear the Google.

chris (chris), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I was in Starbucks yesterday and on the CD was Home Again by Carole King. I like the lines "Snow is cold, rain is wet." Accurate, if a little obvious.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

THANKYOU MADCHEN I remember that too and think about it every time I see the New York - London thing. If it comes down to J.Ball's word against the rest of the universe I know whose side I'm on.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

$bigname ISP here in Aus has been having MASSIVE problems with email recently. Delays/loss of email etc. So my $slightlylessBIGNAME ISP decides to do marketing campaign in response - "buy our email, we have redundant servers, no problems!"

The next day, our email server shat itself.

TraycewhodoesntworkforanISPhonest (trayce), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry fella, but Adidas was actually founded by an Austrian cobbler called Adi Dassler.

Any story suggesting an alternative origin, however good for a larf, is not one cobbler, but a load thereof.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You can now get clothing 'autographed' by Adi Dassler. Handwriting suggests that he did more than just all day think about sex.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Is 'autographed' a euphemism then?

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Honest baby, that splooge on my sneakers is a trademark!"

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

what's he suppost to use on black sneakers¿

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"Honest baby, that splooge on my sneakers is a trademark!"

heh. cue the Puma ads!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The next day, our email server shat itself.

I thought Demon Seed was bad.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)


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