How do you turn Candy Land into a drinking game?

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Do you have a variety of jelly shots in multiple colours available for every time someone lands on a matching colour space?
What would YOU do?

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

::drools::

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe a shot whenever you get stuck in the Sticky Swamp? And is this an ideal time to introduce Bailey's Gliders into one's drinking repetoire?

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Bailey's Gliders are an abomination and must be shunned! Go for Mudslides instead!

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

All the components of my childhood, slowly getting sullied.

Heh.

Oh well, don't mind me with the big pole up my backside. Cheers!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I drank when I was a child, didn't you?

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I did. Root beer schnapps and a Labor Day picnic, don't ask.... My father branded me a mean drunk by the time I was 14.

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It is well documented in my family that I was only 8 and a half months old the first time I got drunk.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Lightweight.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

What, Ally, are you going to try and tell me you got loaded at 8 and half weeks or something?

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Alcohol: my mom's cure for all baby ailments (teething, colic, etc.). "Well, they aren't crying anymore, are they??"

Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but that is drinking "for medicinal purposes" which doesn't count at all.

I consumed an entire Xmas pudding plus all the brandy is was stewing in, so obviously I knew how to par-TAY.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha ts: being forced to consume copious amounts of brandy and scotch by your vaguely off-kilter mother vs. accidentally consuming alcohol in a pudding!!! LIGHTWEIGHT!!! That's not even half abuse!!

Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me, it was not accidental. I used to go around my parents' parties drinking abandonned sherries that anyone put down.

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think anyone born with fetal alcohol syndrome wins.

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh. Must you kill our fun, Catty?

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that was a total downer, dude. WTF?

Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What's Candy Land?

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(I guess we did kind of derail her thread.)

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it is a child's board game mixed with alcohol... I'd say things were right on track. :)

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am hoping this is the right image becuase the page it is on is filtered:

http://www.eparent.com/toys/images/candyland.jpg

kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://play-room.hp.infoseek.co.jp/candyland.jpg

Queen Frostine, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

CANDYLAND: A Child's First Drinking Game

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I am staring at the Candyland King right now (I forget his actual name in the game, I only remember Queen Frostine cos she was a hot ice bitch), and I think he looks significantly like Michaelangelo Matos.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

well at least those annoying twins are gone.

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.centralconnector.com/images/candlndkids.jpg

Queen Frostine, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mabels.com/image/jet/601b.gif

:D

Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. THEM. They suck. Incestual Arian youth...

Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)


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