How do you turn Candy Land into a drinking game?

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Do you have a variety of jelly shots in multiple colours available for every time someone lands on a matching colour space?
What would YOU do?

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

::drools::

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe a shot whenever you get stuck in the Sticky Swamp? And is this an ideal time to introduce Bailey's Gliders into one's drinking repetoire?

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Bailey's Gliders are an abomination and must be shunned! Go for Mudslides instead!

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

All the components of my childhood, slowly getting sullied.

Heh.

Oh well, don't mind me with the big pole up my backside. Cheers!

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I drank when I was a child, didn't you?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I did. Root beer schnapps and a Labor Day picnic, don't ask.... My father branded me a mean drunk by the time I was 14.

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It is well documented in my family that I was only 8 and a half months old the first time I got drunk.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Lightweight.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

What, Ally, are you going to try and tell me you got loaded at 8 and half weeks or something?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Alcohol: my mom's cure for all baby ailments (teething, colic, etc.). "Well, they aren't crying anymore, are they??"

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but that is drinking "for medicinal purposes" which doesn't count at all.

I consumed an entire Xmas pudding plus all the brandy is was stewing in, so obviously I knew how to par-TAY.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha ts: being forced to consume copious amounts of brandy and scotch by your vaguely off-kilter mother vs. accidentally consuming alcohol in a pudding!!! LIGHTWEIGHT!!! That's not even half abuse!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Trust me, it was not accidental. I used to go around my parents' parties drinking abandonned sherries that anyone put down.

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think anyone born with fetal alcohol syndrome wins.

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh. Must you kill our fun, Catty?

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that was a total downer, dude. WTF?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What's Candy Land?

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(I guess we did kind of derail her thread.)

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it is a child's board game mixed with alcohol... I'd say things were right on track. :)

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I am hoping this is the right image becuase the page it is on is filtered:

http://www.eparent.com/toys/images/candyland.jpg

― kate (kate), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://play-room.hp.infoseek.co.jp/candyland.jpg

― Queen Frostine, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

CANDYLAND: A Child's First Drinking Game

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I am staring at the Candyland King right now (I forget his actual name in the game, I only remember Queen Frostine cos she was a hot ice bitch), and I think he looks significantly like Michaelangelo Matos.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

well at least those annoying twins are gone.

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.centralconnector.com/images/candlndkids.jpg

― Queen Frostine, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mabels.com/image/jet/601b.gif

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah. THEM. They suck. Incestual Arian youth...

― Catty (Catty), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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