Reese Witherspoon gives birth!

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The kid is named Deacon! I want the crack she must have taken!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Deacon Phillipe? That poor kid.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend's little boy is named Deacon, so I cannot mock.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Is your friend's last name Phillip-pee?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend's little boy is named Deacon, so I cannot mock.

This person is clearly not your friend.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"They call Alabama the crimson tide..."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Poor little bastard. Hope he gets a pair of boxing gloves before he hits elementary school.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Who put a curse on the kid? We are always punishing the young for the sins of their parents.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Deacon Witherspoon should be a character in The Crucible.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend's other son is named Bishop. I am not making this up.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Deacon Phillippe is meanwhile a supporting character in a wacky French sex comedy about naughty nuns.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend's other son is named Bishop. I am not making this up.

"We're having triplets! Priest, Canon and Vicar!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got an uncle named Bishop! He's great.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Bishop Perry, now that to me sounds like just your kind of role in a movie.

"My rod and my staff will comfort you."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn if you didn't beat me to that!

Bishop Perry and the Nubile Novices straight to video.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You are all making my uncle a sad panda.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

But we're making you a happy grinning young man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe she's a Queen fan? *rimshot!*

But seriously, there are celebrity kids with names worse than that. David Duchovny, for exapmple, named his son "Kid". Poor child.

― Miggie (Miggie), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

But now he can sing that Pretenders song to him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kid Duchovny is a fantastic name!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Jason Lee named his child Pilot Inspektor.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, you made that one up.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Jason Lee. I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned in a puddle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Jason Lee drowning in a puddle. Now there's an idea for a miniseries.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, and while Googling for Jason Lee's son's name (full name: Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee), I discovered that Shannyn Sossamon has son named Audio Science Clayton!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That is such an ILM name.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You are all lying hosebeasts.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus. Do you REALLY want to pay for therapy?

Why would you risk your child returning to bitchslap you, when he/she becomes an adult?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never once seen a child get beaten up because of its name.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"A Boy Named Sue" to thread!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, I will give you $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 if you change your first name to Pikachu.

(WARNING: I am a lying hosebeast.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm naming my first child Pikachu Gundam Science Explosion. FOR REALS.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

At least you're not a burgerpipe, Dan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

hip hip hooray for Deacon Witherspoon-Phillipe! On his magical birthing day!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ALLY I KISS YOU

My first child will be named Macko Da Century.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, I would change my first name to whatever you want for $8 + the cost of filing a name change.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

On the bright side, at least they didn't use this to name their offspring.

― Miggie (Miggie), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF That thing gave me the following ghetto name:

Ass Machine Teapot, Yo

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Machine Teapot, Yo

WTF????????????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

AREN'T. I meant AREN'T!!!!!!!!!! Damn you fingers!!!!!!1

Anyway I'm serious about that $8 thing.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA my first post has totally disappeared so now it makes no sense at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i have about 12 quarters. maybe you could just change your name to ALLYBOT or sumething.

t/s: "Pikachu Gundam Science Explosion" or "The Michelle Gun Elephant"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm also Ass Machine Teapot, Yo.

There goes my uniqueness. Sniff!

― Miggie (Miggie), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

OK Kingfish, when do I get my quarters?

― ALLYBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, you all made up that name for Jason Lee and Shannon Sossamyn's babies, right? Because if you did you should tell me now before I seriously name some poor kid "Pikachu Gundam Science Explosion" because I'm really enjoying saying that and would feel foolish if my decision was based off a ruse.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass Machine Teapot, Yo

I've been calling you that for ages! Who has been picking my brain?

It's all good. In the ghetto, I be Toilet Duq Jaam.

The more you try to escape.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally! It's true! http://earthlink.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,12647,00.html

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jason Lee is too cool.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that settles it.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

P. G. S. E. Millar, Esq.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 15 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Then get to work!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rks-anime.host.sk/series/flcl/flcl.jpg

Tom and Ally pose while little Pigsy hides from the camera.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I love red 'x's!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm throwing away my birth control pills right now, Nicole and Carey can finally be happy.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF that picture worked a second ago!!!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rks-anime.host.sk/series/flcl/flcl.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

403 forbidden host

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Get it together, mister! Link tanked....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rks-anime.host.sk/series/flcl/flcl.jpg

Top right corner.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

DAN STOP RUINING MY BABY THREAD!!!!!!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

As Leee said, FORBIDDEN. Perhaps we were not meant to know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

WTF that last link was supposed to be a Google search!

Clearly my name should be Spastic Asshole Software Dummy.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=FLCL

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly my name should be Spastic Asshole Software Dummy

Or for you kids at home, Spazzed

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

copy the link dan originally posted into your browser and then hit enter or return or whatever to go to it. If you follow the link to an image on that website with a referrer set other than their site itself it doesn't give you access.

Duh.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

OK EVERYONE THE PICTURE IS NOT FUNNY NOW COS IT'S BEEN BEAT TO THE GROUND LETS GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT ME OK???

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

A subject that HASN'T been beaten to the ground:>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(You know I lurve you too, Ally)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Guess who is getting a 404 on my pix of Spencer Chow now.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Inuyasha Motherfucker Millar

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Lupin the Third Captain Murphy Millar

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Stormy Quinn Hochgeschwindigkeit Millar

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus Mugatu Millar

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You win.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I will still throw "Kogome Ritchie Tenenbaum Millar" out there, though.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Little Baby Nothing Suicide Emptiness Millar

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Kikyo Xanax Gastroenterologist Millar

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan wins. Next....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

M. L. R. Millar

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Miller Texas Ranger Millar

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Lulu Spice Traino Millar

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

K*t M***o or G*****a B*b Millar

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

BobKat Millar

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw him panhandling down US 409, this morning.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

haha 'Momus Millar' is the best name!!

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

fresh from the test tubes at the williamsburg style lab: the MOMUS MILLAR SCIENCE EXPLOSION!!

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Complete with baby robo eye patch.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hansel O-Ren Highwayman Millar

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

....complete with samurai sword and flouncing cuffs

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You all are crazy.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Just figuring that out, were you missus?

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I know we are but what are we?

― Sybil (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

jason lee is a sci3nt0l0gist so i think wacky baby names are just a byproduct of other looming concerns of the reactive mind.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 October 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I vote for Bill Millar.

Leee has obviously been to San Antonio... as in, the thread on this forum.

Though I don't know how the Millar clan would react to being obliged to move to S.A. so little Bill can take up his rightful place as proprietor of the aforementioned established local chain of barbecue eateries.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mean "good crazy" in some cases.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

She is a beautiful young woman.

I hope that she is happy and that motherhood will not ruin her life.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

The Pinefox has officially scared the shit out of me with the tone of that post. It MUST be Halloween.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.emulationgalaxy.co.yu/images/Psycho%20Fox.png

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

In order, JtN, Stevem, Tim Hopkins, Pinefox, Starry. [I might be talking smack.]

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 October 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Might be? Too late to start lying now.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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