Jerry Hall's body has been taken over by a 47 man who looks a lot like Jerry Hall

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She used to be beautiful, now she's reached that special time in a woman's life when:

1) she looks like a male female-impersonator dressed up like Jerry Hall
2) she's 47
3) she's modeling for H&M when she'd never have worn H&M
4) she looks absolutely tawdry in all the print, poster, and TV ads
5) she's become a tragic figure trying to hold on to a gilded past

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questions:

1) Is this ad campaign just in Europe or in the U.S. too?
2) Do they have H&M in the U.S.?
3) Shouldn't tired old has-been-never-was-beens like J.H. be barred from advertising?
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Please do not respond to this thread if you enjoy the cuisine polonaise because that means you're (we can only hope just temporarily) insane and your lunatic ravings should be ignored.

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― Skottie, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Er...I don't see what's so bad about these photos per se. I mean, yeah, it's not the cover of Siren but what is?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

When you see them 50 feet tall, they look tragic. Her face appears to have kept growing, but unevenly and in different directions. Something about them is very troubling. And the tv commercials are sad too. She talks.

― Skottie, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

In posters for The GRaduate she looks steamyhott.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps, however, Mick is really an incubus.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

she looks great.

― dan (dan), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is killing me because the disconnect between the setup and the actual pictures is so fantastic.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

True. I was truly expecting her to have a 10 o'clock shadow or summat.
If I look as good at that age, I'll have to remember to kiss my voodoo doll.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

she doesn't look bad at all! You're a mentalist.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 29 October 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I wouldn't call her a never-was, and anyhow she looks great here, really not all the different from how she looked in the past. Is H&M a department store?

― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Yup, H&M is pretty popular,as their clothes are stylish....and cheap.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

she was always a bit mannish. I'm sure they're touched up, but she doesn't look so different from Ferry's "Price of Love" video here.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I think she looks very nice. We should be so lucky!

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Skottie's only got his display settings at 256 colors, because in that case she looks kind of scary.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

She looks like she always did - a horse. Mind you those pics are clearly Photoshopped to the wazoo.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 October 2003 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah they made Mick look a bit pudgy in that last one

― jones (actual), Thursday, 30 October 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

What on God's green earth... ?

I think Jerry Hall rocks! She looks just as nice as she's looked the past fifteen years or so! If I can look that nice when I'm in my late 40s, I will whoop and holler and celebrate.

However, having said all that, this is who I want to be aesthetically when I grow up:

http://www.zothike.com/zothike/lebon32.jpg

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I kind of feel sorry for Skottie's thread. We ruined it by loving everything shocker.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 30 October 2003 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)

D, you want to be Simon Lebon?

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Leee, I would respond to your post, but I'm laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face and it's kinda hard to respond to a post when your vision's that obscured.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant Yasim Lebon.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

*laughs even harder*

Hon, let me put you out of your misery. It's Yasmin, and I would be thrilled to look like her and to have her kind of "kick ass" personality.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant Nick Rhodes.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 30 October 2003 07:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I am rather suprised by all the Jerry-love here, but don't worry, felicity, my thread's feelings aren't hurt. I've always rather liked Jerry. And granted, these pics on the small screen don't look as bad as the really big ones do. I insist, however, that there's a kind of Bette-Davis-after-the-first-stroke desperation to the campaign.

Very photoshopped indeed. Look at the before version:

http://www.missinglink.free-online.co.uk/olga.jpg

― Skottie, Thursday, 30 October 2003 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

*kicks Leee's ass*

Hmph. "Nick Rhodes" indeed.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 07:09 (twenty-three years ago)

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