top 50 foods that make you poop weird

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50. taco bell
49. eggplant parmasian
48. trader joes

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

47. Kale. It makes you fart, too!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

46. Red wine
45. Curry

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god, that's my entire diet then...

44. IRON TABLETS. Ick!

― kate (kate), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

43. kfc mashed potatos

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

42. Tabasco

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 30 October 2003 09:48 (twenty-two years ago)

41. Beetroot
40. "Who Burns Wins" extra hot sauce

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 October 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

39. large doner kebab with chili sauce and garlic mayonaise

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 30 October 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

38. No apples

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 October 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

coffee

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

36. robitussin

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

35. E. Coli 0157

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

36. Sweetcorn
37. Raisins

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

36 Gravel

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

31. dave's insanity sauce

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, are we counting down or up?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

down

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Special Guest Award Presenter, Asparagus, the #1 Food For Making You Piss Funny, a related award ceremony.

― Skottie, Thursday, 30 October 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

30. Pepto-Bismol, although that's no [maximum] big surprise.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 30 October 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

29. Walnuts!!!! :(

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything, if you eat too much of it.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

28...
http://www.whitecastle.com/_assets/images/food/menu/hamburger_lg.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

27. Graham crackers
Eat them on a desert island, poo, then latch the poo together and escape on the floaty raft you've made.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

bryan you could just
skip the eating/pooing part;
but then, yeah, no fun

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 30 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

yer guts act as a
foaming machine don't you know
to help the process

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the nicotine patch does, which is why I'm not using one.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

26. BIG MAC, FRIES TO GO

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

25. Dog shit (if you eat it)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Beets are the all time champion here though as far as I'm concerned (I'm assuming "beetroot" at #41 upthread is the same). The day afterward, many a person has panicked, and I even know one person who went to the doctor the next day with visions of imminent death only to come home looking sheepish.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah it's like blood; really horrible looking.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 October 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

24. Falafel. God it hurts. First there's bloat, then yellow acid stringy poo all day. But it's all worth it in the end.

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

25. Antibiotics

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Er I mean 23.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

22, You.
21, Your cat.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

20, poop.
19, Your cats poop.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 30 October 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

18. http://store3.yimg.com/I/villageorganics_1761_375587

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"garden of eatin!!"

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

17. http://generationjones.com/gifs/seventy/bumchex.gif

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 30 October 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A barium meal - you need a heavy duty scraping device to clear it from the bowl.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That was 16, btw.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 October 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

15.Okra, particularly when fried (guess what I had for lunch?)

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 30 October 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

14. Glass

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

13.

http://www.geckogarys.com/Hot-Sauce%20Images/1466.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

12. burgerpipe
11. salmonpipe
10. chickenpipe
09. porkpipe

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

8. Clam jerky

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

7. Asparagus

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

6. Sweetcorn (ever noticed how it travels right through your intestines and comes out totally unchanged??)

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

5. fingernails

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.zianet.com/spencer/schlitz1200.GIF

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

(4)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

We need a new #6 from you, CJ (cf #36)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Substitute no (6) can be Guinness then - even though it's not food, it's more food than red wine is and that was allowed. And it makes you poo really black smelly hard poo if you drink a lot of it. (or so I've heard, ahem)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Or I could swap sweetcorn for tomatoes. Too many of those, and it's like you've eaten a handful of laxatives.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

eating good tomatoes is worth almost anything--not that they have that affect on me...

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 October 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/odwalla/odwalla-super_food.jpg

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

bits of string and twigs

― Skottie, Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

1. feces

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ingesting this:
http://www.popov.cz/images/psyllium.jpg

will make your next 6 hours extremely memorable.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

(-1) http://www.studiokoning.nl/pisangambon-3.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 October 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(-2): Guacamole Doritos. Turns mine green.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a lot of seitan and strange things occur.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(-3)
Keilbasa and Sauerkraut

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(-4)

Cacti

― Anthony Shelmerdine (MrOrangeSpangle), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

-5
Baby mice. AKA: "3 screams special"- one scream when you spear it on the fork- one more when you dip it in the sauce- last one when you bite it's head off.

― sucka (sucka), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

-6 doro wat

― jergïns, Friday, 22 February 2008 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

Odwalla Super Food is the vilest potable since Keystone Ice.

― Abbott, Saturday, 23 February 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

red velvet cake

― remy bean, Saturday, 23 February 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

-7 black licorice
-Capsaican-explosion peppers

― Abbott, Saturday, 23 February 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

Onions. Adding anything else would be TMI

― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 23 February 2008 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

49. eggplant parmasian

― goole+ (dayo), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

ribena. ugh

― cozen, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

beets

― cold gettin' dumb (m coleman), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

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