Worst fan sites EVER

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Get over yourself, sweetie.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/bonniesbiggestfan/

― scott seward, Friday, 31 October 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www2.una.edu/library/borgnine/

― scott seward, Friday, 31 October 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Note: I was not responsible for the very first site linked in this thread.

Another note: If you're a fan of Nick Rhodes, there is one fansite out there that you should never visit under any circumstances. It is dire.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 31 October 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

reminds me of that line in the virgin suicides: "do they really think that looks okay?"

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 31 October 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, how dare you mock my site like that?

― PalaceOfSirRhodes (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Note: I was not responsible for the very first site linked in this thread.

Well, I did wonder.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so forwarding that Nick Rhodes site to the appropriate parties.

I'm going to put forward the idea that Simon le Bon constructed this website as a prank.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, it's like a bizarre HTML animated GIF experiment gone horribly awry...

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

it hurts, it HUUUUUURRRRRRRRTTTTTSSSSS.....

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It crashed my browser the first time I tried opening it, it's so bad.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god, Dee. Oh. My. God.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Borgnine + Merman = Dutch Oven, best reason for divorce ever!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope everybody enjoying that Nick Rhodes site checked out this completely awesome page contained within: http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/PalaceOfSirRhodes/Articles.html

like, whoa

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah. I'm seasick.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

How do I apply a tourniquet to my eyeballs?

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

try a garden trowel.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Worked!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, so I realize this is her official site, but never-the-less, one can never get too much of Melanie Griffith.
Welcome to Heaven!

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you. I'm glad so many of you agreed on how, um, "unique" that site is. Trust me, dearies. There are much better fansites out there, ones that are happily not as saturated with useless animation or bad site design. But sadly, the former example is a better example of most Duran-oriented fansites out there. It's as if these people never moved past adolescence.

This is probably why I hang out with you lovelies instead of with those people, btw. And apologies for the major eye problems resultant from your visit to Pink Hell, though you did make me laugh so hard I think I almost lost control of vital bodily functions.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe that after all this time, there's still someone that obsessed with Nick Rhodes! That person is like, what, 35 now?!?

And the Durannies at my high school would never juxtapose Nick with a whole bunch of ugly American flags like that.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy fucking heck, is Nick Rhodes wearing a corset in that background photo?!?!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel so cruel...

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy fucking heck, is Nick Rhodes wearing a corset in that background photo?!?!

Possibly. Or not. I sure as heck don't want to revisit that site to find out, though I do think if it's the one I'm thinking about that it's one of my favorite pictures of NJR.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 November 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Lookit Nick Rhodes's ass!

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 1 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Warren Cuccurllo's website counts as a fan site, since he is his biggest fan. It features downloads of his porn and of course the opportunity to purchase the ROCK ROD, the dildo made from his own, ah, self.

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 1 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

*snort*

Catty, hon, anyone who's spent at least a year following Duran around knows that Warren's Rock Rod and porn escapades were just bound to happen. Sure, he's one of the most talented people around musically, and he did a hell of a lot to improve Duran's sound, that's for damn certain, but he is a total skank and I wouldn't even touch his dumb stick with a 25' pole that was covered in disinfectant.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 1 November 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

links please

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 1 November 2003 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

www.warrensdumbstickrockrod.com

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 November 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

warren likes to play with his doodie

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 2 November 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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