HOLY BATPANTS BATMAN! ILX Crushes version X

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I have an unbearable crush on an ILXer but I'm not going to admit who it is.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Please use this thread for posting pictures from the live-action Batman tv series.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/BatTV.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, Batman! It's a terrible thread!

http://www.scifi.com/batman/images/downloads/batcopter.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wear those pants to the next FAP Andrew :D

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

As for ILX crushes... as Sinatra would say, I've had a few...

No, I'm not sayin' neither.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, it's so romantic...

http://www.canoe.ca/BatmanImages/oldbatman.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/PLAYMATES/PL140684.JPG

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if that really was Wolfgang Flur posting the other day

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is seriously lacking scandal. But not tights. HoYay.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

FLUR!!!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/allan.icepalace/images/wolfie.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing better than tights is a good scandal, and the only thing better than a good scandal is a good scandal involving tights.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

So in conclusion we have to post pics of ILXers wearing tights in the chances that someone might post a picture of somebody's crush wearing tights.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i have seen a pic of my crush in tights

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.comics2film.com/images/Batman/BaleAsBatByEssex150.gif

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/%7E1966/adam.jpg

"What's that you say? Crushed tights? I'll be right over"

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

crushed velvet tights? *wibble*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:50 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is frankly disappointing. I bet Andrew's crush is on Spencer, all the guys are in love with him? My ILX "crush" is on a reactionary robot!!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

My ilx crush is on the teddy bear.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am also crushing on an $11,000,000.00 bra!!! OMG the Victoria's Secret catalog is insane this year. There are also boots that are totally covered in SILVERY RHINESTONES toe-to-knee!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO SPARKLY DISCOBALLBOOTS: GET OUT OF MY DREAMS AND INTO MY DEBT.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/7537/bward322.JPG

"After three weeks on the Batman diet, we feel TERRIFIC!"

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW that is Bert Ward and Adam West in case anyone was wondering why I stuck a pic of two old men here...

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/redhalcyon/batcrush.txt

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep clicking but: the link, it does nothing!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 31 October 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

My ilx crush is on the teddy bear.

The one from the NYC FAP, or Wicket the Bear?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 October 2003 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

my eyes stare at you...FROM BEYOND TIME

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 31 October 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm running out of ILXors I don't have a crush on.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually have one again after a long time

also, let's all do the batusi

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, more superheros need their own dances

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Batdance dead now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness?

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

hell no

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

So in conclusion we have to post pics of ILXers wearing tights in the chances that someone might post a picture of somebody's crush wearing tights.

Because I so love giving everyone the opportunity to make fun of me, something from many years ago:
http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~oneiros/pix/rainbow1.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe it! I've been avoiding this thread because I thought it was about Mac System X. And it was about crushes all along? Dude, how did I miss this?

I think I might have an ILX crush. But I'm not sure, and I know that way madness lies, so I think I'll wait a little while and make sure it goes away.

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

jess it's me isn't it.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i have one

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate you all.

Unless you can find me some clothes that fit my apparently appallingly misshapen form that is.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm crushing on about 90 ppl here but as ever it aint no thang

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.movietrak.com/images/covers/crush.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

dan that's the most disgusting post you've ever done.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Glad to see that my tasteless filter is finally kicking in, cause I can't see that!

― kate (kate), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You are not prepared for the horror.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

dan perry: robot fighter

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i have no idea why i just said that

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, yes g--ff it is, but i hear i have some stiff competition

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean in rainbow tights! Nice dude, nice.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/hood/images/menintit.jpg

Men in tights!

I'm wearing my fishnets to work today. Ooh la la.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(Browsing ILX with images off can lead to severe disappointment; I was expecting so much more from a file called "menintit.jpg".)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Sean's Bugle Boy shirt is funnier than the tights.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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you're too early, Miccio! Must needs a good drink buzz to admit such things.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just shocked what a bitchfest this thread became in the last 20+ hours.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been an odd thread.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

you people need to twee the fuck up. this is the crush thread.

Miccio sounds here
like the toughest but nicest
drill sergeant EVER

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's recap:

I have an unbearable crush on an ILXer but I'm not going to admit who it is.

-- Andrew (n...), October 31st, 2003. (enneff) (later)

Answers

Please use this thread for posting pictures from the live-action Batman tv series.

-- Andrew (n...), October 31st, 2003. (enneff) (later)

This thread is seriously lacking scandal. But not tights. HoYay.

-- Carey (flembac...), October 31st, 2003. (Carey) (later)

jess it's me isn't it.

-- g--ff c-nn-n (misterhungr...), October 31st, 2003. (gcannon) (later)

is it connor smedley's fat cock?

-- strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyl...), November 3rd, 2003. (dubplatestyle) (later)

x@eudoramail.com), November 3rd, 2003. (lucylurex) (later)

i mean

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
WELL I LOVE TV AND I LOVE T. REX
I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SKIRT
I'VE GOT X-RAY SPEX
I CAME FROM THE SKY LIKE A 747
I'M THE BAD BOY BABY I FELL OUT OF HEAVEN
SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
BLITZKRIEG ROMANCE I'M A COOL DOMINATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER

WELL I'M CHRIST IN SHADES I'M A NAPALM GOD
YOUR LIPSTICK FLICKERS ROUND MY LIGHTNING ROD
YOU FEVER PITCH BITCH YOU LOVE TO TEASE
WELL I'M A HOT DOG DADDY UP ON YOUR KNEES
SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
BLITZKRIEG ROMANCE I'M A LIVING DETONATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER YEAH

I'M THE SEX FUHRER BABY I'M A LOVE DICTATOR
YOU'RE A DISCO REPTILE A FUNKY ALLIGATOR

P-R-I-M-E PRIME MOVER
BABY YOU'RE M-I-N-E I'M THE GROOVER

-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), November 3rd, 2003. (lucylurex) (later)

http://epguides.com/ItsYourMove/cast.jpg

-- Nicolars (nicolew1...), November 3rd, 2003. (Nicole) (later)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/bootycure2.jpg

Having scaled the heights and won the title, bootybuilder Roberta Smith (Halle Berry) finds both her repertoire and her booty getting stale. Doubly troubling (and not in an arousing way), she is challenged by up-n-comer Veronica Jotten (played by Vivica Fox), whose pooter is proficient in Pistols and PiL. Will it be anarchy in the USA, or just like heaven for our heroine? Bootycure II: The Pootening hits screens on December 12, and will be available on DVD on December 14.

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), November 3rd, 2003. (SeanC) (later)

I mean, this is where people really want to go, right?

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), November 4th, 2003. (Dan Perry) (later)

I like it, too.

Done.

Fucktard is the new slick.

-- luna (luna_cee...), November 4th, 2003. (luna.c) (later)

It's been an odd thread.

-- Casuistry (chri...), November 5th, 2003. (Chris Piuma) (later)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i used to despise these threads because no one ever mentioned me (probably my fault for only posting like 10 times a week on really boring threads), but this one does! therefore, for all its obvious flaws, i dub it the best crush thread evah.

di: ~~your check is in the mail~~ the crush is mutual, luv!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, wasnt' this thread about Batman?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Not unless big-ass booty pootin' out all your favourite hits from Disintegration can even remotely be construed as "Batman".

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Right this second, I am crushing on Di.

And, of course, Her Highness.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"..."

― "Jess" (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the worst crush thread in history; when did ILX become so pussified?

I want to make everyone on ILX my bitch. On your knees, worm! *cracks a bullwhip*

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

waitaminute.... how did i miss this thread??

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello there boys...

http://www.scifi.com/batman/images/downloads/catwoman.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi from me too.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002HHP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn.

I wish I didn't like Martin now, because it'd be so much fun to point back at him and say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah! You're wrong and I'm right, just admit it!" And then when he could ask for proof, I could point out this thread and the "anonymous crush" thread from really recently and show him that the only "crush" mention I got was a sympathy one that may or may not actually be genuine, and then explain to him that this has been my life since I can remember and that it is not going to change unless some miracle happens.

*sighs* But I do like Martin, so I'll just have to figure out some more polite and mature and "I know you're meaning well here" sort of way of stating the above.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i have like 3 ilx crushes! you all are so crushable!

me too! me too! 3 ilx crushes!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:39 (twenty-two years ago)

give us names!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

that's your parents' job

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee, ask yourself how I can be sure that you are found attractive by at least one person here; and bear in mind that in fact only a few people are admitting to their crushes.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

phil-two has a great ass!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

so does RJG.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 21 February 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Hahahahahaha BOOTYCURE!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear Lord. I feel like I'm looking back at some extremely uncomfortable period in my ILX adolescence. Am now proceeding to look away shamefacedly at my contributions to this thing and just concentrate on the Bootycure-ness of it all. I highly encourage everyone else to do the same.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 17 March 2005 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

all the bitches love me.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 17 March 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

All crush threads should derail into angry calling-each-other out and Crudders making big booty fake movie posters for Dan Perry. This was great!

I have a crush on an ilxor. She lives closer to me than almost any of you, besides my fellow Lex Vegas0rz hint hint.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get crushes anymore.
i am an advanced being. hella zen and all that.
here's the deal: i don't like 'hott' girls. in fact, i am kinda biased against them. cos i reckon they KNOW they're 'hott' and stuff, so i tend to behave in ways they don't expect. usually i'm a nice young lad, well mannered and all, but not where hott gurlz are concerned. i'll hold doors open for guys or normal looking chicks, old folks, kids, dogs, tramps, anyone. but hott gurlz? open the door yourself, biziatch! you already have plenty going for you, deal with it. likewise with driving - i'll let people into a space etc generally. but hott gurls? no chance! you fucking wait! hahaha! and so on.

i like to think i'm helping redress the balance, yo.

er, yeah. just thought i'd share that. hott girls beware! i ain't impressed.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Nicklish, I bet I know who your crush is!!

I have, about 15 crushes on various ILXers.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

g-kit is really cool *blushes*

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Mandee, get on AIM!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

form a queue, yo.
no squabbling.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally checked out a boy's ass yesterday :/ It must be spring fever I guess. He wasn't on ILX though.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 17 March 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it pathetic or cool to admit that all of a sudden I have a crush on a musician I saw in a video?

Does the fact that this video aired on MTV's Subterranean affect this overall situation?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

James Franco was in Gremlins?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX crushes are nothing but trouble. Avoid them like the plague!

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Revive!

This was the best ILX crush thread EVAR. Also, I am nursing a small ILX crush at the moment. So hey - lets go crazy! In tights! Or... something.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh god

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

look, trayce, im very flattered. but long distance relationships just aint my thang ok?

― chaki, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha :D

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping Ally and Dan in particular would see this =)

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have crush on blondy percussion girl in support band from friday nite

― electricsound, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

My new crush is musically inspired, I must say. Ah me oh my. OK nuff said now.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh god seriously

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Come on, you cannot doubt the power of BOOTYCURE II - the POOTENING.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok oddly that isn't the problem, though really that should be bothering me so much more than it is!!

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I have my very first ILX crush! WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ON ILX - FEBRUARY 07??

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

ENBB amirite

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

She is very attractive, but I do not swing that way, so nope.

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha that makes it a lot harder then!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

Secret crush = more fun! Pantsman Batman keeps trying to break me.

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

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