The terms of your uncle's will

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state that you must spend the night in this creepy old house alone!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

zoinks!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

jeepers!

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ruh roh raggy

xposters!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Jinkies!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

at least they stipulate that you must spend a season with Fred Willard on a ridiculous sitcom on the Fox Network.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, "at least they DON'T"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ok but surely you could disguise yrself as the weird janitor of the haunted fairground?

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

who would win a fight between freddy + the wolfman - the mummy x a ghost?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Eddie Murphy be in the house too?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, he said creepy

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the ghost of the human beatbox from the fat boys will be there too.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

ok but surely you could disguise yrself as the weird janitor of the haunted fairground?

http://www.quartzcity.net/albums/album03/IMG_0715.sized.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

STRONGO HULKINGTON! and Mr Minkins the chef, we saw the trail of flour leading to the kitchens, the perfect place for flour, but you were using it to scare away ilxors from the new server.

― Daphne (Ronan), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it built on and indian burial ground? I'm not coming unless it is.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

is there any truth to the rumour that many of ILX's denizens have actually acquired their great wealth and prestige through the practice of Santeria?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"great wealth and prestige" heh... I think I'll head on over to the laugh out loud thread now.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

wow, that santeria comment certainly shut everyone up.

it's quiet.

too quiet.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The natives are restless.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got something for your head, Fritz!
http://www.fiddlesticksdallas.com/images/Halloween%20Decor/spiderweb-candelabra.jpg

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://crafterscommunity.com/Graphics/gentlemanghost.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, if Fritz takes a picture of himself wearing that candelabra on his head and puts it on a t-shirt, I'll be the happiest person alive.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that a threat, Dan?

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.allaroundentertainers.com/web_balloon%20spider%20hat%20front.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

That pic will do.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

B-but I found one!
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Ceramics%20Page/299-919.jpg

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

one WHAT? WTF?!

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

My Halloween was going along splendidly until I saw the Frankenpenis candelabra. Now it's killing-spree time.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks as if he's been wading in poop! (as if the top half wasn't bad enough)

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

But he's got a candle on his head!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

the candle is fine. everything below the candle = ew

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop laughing at my own google find. Oh god. Make it stop!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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