Hey Big Guy, how's the day so far for you, Tiger?

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What can i get ya, Sporto?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, Bubba, was just trying to brighten your day, Bud.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not your pal, Bluto.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on, Guy, it's cool. I'll leave you alone, Broheems

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Broheems"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

do you think it gives the asker some vengeance against a faceless corporate service job? i mean, you have to cope however you can, but i felt some sort of condescending attitude with the phrasing.

oh well, better that than a big loogie.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

chill my brethren

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Brohide?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY THERE FUCKFACE!!
HEY THERE FUCKFACE!!
There are twelve people in the world
The rest are paste

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Bromide?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa there big shooter! i mean, take it easy, chief.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hey chief, didja catch the game?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, Dan, you should never visit southern california in fear of perpetual puzzled looks after talking with the locals.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant, haha, DANARINO!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Brunhilda?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The Danster :)
The Horacinator :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Danbrah, it's all good, dudeman.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

If someone actually called me "broheems" in the course of a normal-seeming conversation, I think I might die from laughter.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"or...el dudarino, if you're not into the whole...brevity thing"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, never mind it, the Gyginator, you can feel better that at least you're not that guy, Gygarooni.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Brigadooner

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Dorksluts.

― Allyzay, Friday, 31 October 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You want that Gee & Tee short or tall, Spunk Jockey?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Allybrah!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Settle down, Jackson

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend of mine used to always say, "what's happening, Rory Calhoun?"

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Mannwich, that's hilarious!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool it sparky!
http://www.wackyhijinks.com/reboot/look/ot/cn/sparky.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was a lad, my friends called me Broham, ("'Sup, Bro-HAAAAM!")perhaps because I was overweight and white. I think it was some sort of corruption of brougham combined with the first letters of my first name (Brian). Broheems is rather close to that, and I would probably answer to it if called in a friendly manner.

Later, Ace.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

nice one cobber

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

My boss from my first job would always hit me up with, "How's my little hippy?!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

anytime a homeless guy calls me "big guy" while asking for money he gets NONE

let this be a lesson to you in this crumbling economy

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What should he call you? "Little Fella"?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"sir"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Any homeless person who calls me "my liege" gets cash.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

though, if a homeless guy called me "His Master's Bizatch", i'd actually take him to a good corner restaurant for a bowl of teriyaki.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the fuck hasn't Luna called anybody 'Slick' yet?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir Strongo, would be good too

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the problem, champ?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Does it look like I have a problem, Punchy?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, slim - wouldn't be the first time

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

haha "punchy"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i am totally calling everyone punchy from now on

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

cool it, flash

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

it ain't no thang, chief

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU cool it, Bucko
(Chief was already used, Palooka)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Not so fast, Salty

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

oh bite me, slick

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You need to chill, homeslice.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd like that wouldn't you, Hombre?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 31 October 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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I need a holiday, a rest, Daisy Duke

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, skidmark - me and fuckknuckle are heading down to do some pee-wee cosmic bowling, drink some brewskis, maybe pick up some babeage on the way. You in, Pablo, or do you have to paint your toenails tonight? What's the word, Won Ton?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh like you have a heart, twitchy

Get bent, slapnuts.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 27 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

find it yourself, Fool Moe Dee

Yo, Huckster McHucklebutt, if I were into rap music I'd use "Fool Moe Dee" as a new nickname, but I'm as far removed from the rap scene as one can be, so no can do, Huckadoo.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 28 February 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Enjoy your day!

― Skottie, Saturday, 28 February 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

I sure will, gaucho!

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Go bend yourself, sweet tits.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I sure won't, fishboner!

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't talking to you, princess.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tigger please...

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

My husband always calls people champ. He knows it's arrogant and condescending and yet he still does it. It drives me up the wall.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Most fun thead ever

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Like hell, bird-dog!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Come over here and say that, nipple-back!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I will, colon-breath.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

go for it, fuckflaps.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's my memory gone, buckwheat?

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't rock the boat, booger-boy.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you make like a defenceman, and get the puck outta here, sticky-dick?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You wish, Colonel Titticaca.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

My husband always calls people champ. He knows it's arrogant and condescending and yet he still does it. It drives me up the wall.

is he Australian? That word drove me nuts when I was over there, right up there with the Scottish "big man".

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Get loose, chuck.

― briania (briania), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

how's it hangin, homeslice?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

(i can't believe all i contributed to this was "fuckflaps". i feel awful.)

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

sup capitan

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

steady on, cowboy

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Alright, mate.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

how it is, skip?

― N_RQ, Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

hey, leave me alone, Stallone.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

whoa, dial it down, bub

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

THEY CALL ME DA PRANKSTA WANNA CHILL WIT DA STILL AND A 50 DOLLAR BILL

― DA PRANKSTA, Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

keep it in your pants, bucko

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Whatever you say, Sgt. Skidmarks.

― Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

you got it, pontiac

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

that alright with you, tough guy?

― N_RQ, Monday, 26 September 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

okay with me, bud-o. the real question is, is it okay with YOU, chimp-humper?

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 26 September 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

ease up, buttercup.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

hey, sweet tits

― gear (gear), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Chief.

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Monday, 26 September 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha ha...
catch ya later, money.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

No sweat, LL Fool J

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Stay in touch, candy-ass.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 September 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sup, blogger?

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Monday, 26 September 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

catch ya on the flip-flop, couch-befowler

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

mind how you go, sugartits.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Don't tase me, bro.

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://spideykicksbutt.com/WhyYouMaryJane/WhyYouMaryJanePart1A.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

Fantastic then, we'll touch pee-pees on this later.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 24 September 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Yes yes, rudini

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:22 (seventeen years ago)

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