2003 Halloween Hijinks

I surfed on top of a moving vehicle oh my God!!!!

More when memry returns.

Ten reasons to not go as shirt ninja for halloween:

1. you can't get the beer/b00z3 in yr mouf without reveling yr tru identity
2. sweat!!!!
3. after becoming frustrated with lack of beerination you cut up a perfectly good shirt
4. supposed anonymity is a rooss
5. people will still recognize yr fucking eyez??? fuck that
6. it get's ahrd to breath when you're dancing
7. singing = out of the question
8. did I mention the thing about no boozzehole?
9. you scare people you have mad-massive crushes on
10.everyone calls you "ninja dude"

he wz v.pale and trying to make himself vomit, i think he had:
i. drunk too much
ii. grabbed all the candy off the smaller ones and scarfed it and now had tummyache
iii. been given POISON candy by the scary old woman on the hill

anyway he is not still there this morning, stark and dead, so this is a funny story

I went to a housewarming party and I suddenly became worried that as it was Hallowe'een it was going to be fancy dress oh no! but as it turned out it wasn't *phew*.

some ppl had gone in for low-key Hallowe'en touches, e.g. the girl with a BLACK SPIDER drawn on her cheek haha.

And a few ppl had brought Hallowe'en pumpkins...top marks to the one which looked like Marilyn Manson, bottom marks to the one with no carving at all, just a face drawn on with felt-tip pen!

I wore devil horns and a tail. Got lots of "you're one hot little devil" and "I didn't plan to drink so much but I guess the devil made me do it." Haha, gimme your money you drunk ass.

some pictures

me: I went trick or treating with my kids. wa-hoo.

By the time they get to the end parade/dance route all three of the routines are over and the extended mix is over. Then, the college DJ comes on and plays Regulataz, and all the zombies are booty poppin' and shit. Warren G zombie dance party WTF?

It's all chaos, debauchery, and bedlam after that. Don't drink homemade wine.

And at the "Dr. Scott" part some chick about 4 rows in front of us turned around and just whipped her T.P. straight into my forehead! It didn't hurt though, of course, so I just laughed.

hstencil, I saw your buddy the B3arman.

i'm not kidding.

unfortunately, i didn't have my digital camera, so we'll have to see if the local photo place will develop the roll with the live tranny s&m action, as well.

".45s" cap in full effect, however.

I just went to a family get-together for Halloween, where I ate a couple of hot dogs before helping to give out candy to the dozen or so children who do go about the neighborhood where my relatives live, and then went back in to socialize and eye even more of the many decorations my aunt loves to get. But one interesting thing happened when a group of about eight males dressed regularly who looked to be 16 or 17 shouted, "Hey there, trick or treat!" at me. I shouted back, "You look awfully old to be trick or treating! Is it something in the water around here?" Oh dear God, I must've been a brave one then, knowing what kind of neighborhood I was in at the time. *snort*

i was djing with my friend and eventually we had to become anti-djs, playing long slow jams and mixing badly so the crowd would thin out, it was kind of painful, like taking one for the team.

so the cops show up, about 4 or 5 squad cars, and they ask us "excuse me, but have you lost control of your party?" and we had to say YES! they shut us down, unfortunately kinda early (2:30AM), but i was seriously scared at that point. crazy crazy. whew.

...then my friends and i moved on to this abandoned church that some people live in in semi-squat conditions. a sub-are weapons kind of band played in the main room, i fled to the basement.

Well we started off the evening seeing the B0yZ N4m3d Su3. . .who are like seal island to my white shark. After hanging with them at some awful disco's Urban Cowboy night we all went to see Judah Bauer's band across the street from Sh1ps. It was a great show and I thought I was going to hook up with his dorky-hot Swedish bass player but in the end it didn't happen. I left the club with 4 Su3es and headed to the bisexual witch party.

By the time the night was over I had made out with the bisexual witch I did recently, played grab-ass with a Su3 I already fucked, let another Su3 "taste" my lipstick and then ended up making out for an hour and a half with another one the couch. That one. .. well that was some serious making out and he and I already had a date scheduled for this week. He's the least "hott" of the Su3s, however he's probaly the nicest and most mature. And is obviously willing to look past my indiscretions with his bandmates and look towards something a little more serious than drunken making out with me. Explain how dumb it is to overlook the "less hott 1" please.

Also explain how I can only manage to wear fishnets for one night each without fucking them up.

Halloween night, Nick and I watched Don't Look Now, a mid-70s psycho thriller with Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie. I drank AN ENTIRE BLENDERFUL of margaritas. Nick had lots and lots of beer. He fell asleep part-way through the movie so I had to tell him what happened later.

Last night, we went to a Halloween party. There was some special spiked punch there and I had quite a bit of it. I saw Nick drink beer, punch, straight alcohol and lots of weird mixes. There was also an entire buffet style table of goodies. Oh my god. I ate so many fucking pretzels last night. One of our friends was dumb and took some hot pink pills before the party, so he spent most of it outside passed out on some bags full of leaves in the dog yard.

Some of the people at the party were really close friends of mine and we had a blast. The others weren't and were actually really weird but they were also fuckin hilarious. This one guy was talking to me for a very long time about the 5 different counties in Atlanta. I was like, "Yeah, um, I was only there was for a high school trip and we were snowed in our hotel the whole time..." And he was like, "Uh, What were those counties again? I can't believe I can't remember the 5 counties! Too many drugs, man..."

Her: "I've just moved into a new flat actually, in Clerkenwell."
Me: "Oh, nice... whereabouts?"
"Above a pub."
"Which one?"
"The Duke of York."

*speechless for a moment at the sheer randomness of all this*

"Do you know Ed and Suzy, by any chance?"
"Oh yeah, they introduced themselves the other day. Ed's got cool hair."

Like, WTF? Is everyone in London untimately destined to pass through that building at least once in their life? She didn't know Gareth or Tracer though... I wish I could remember what she looked like, but like I said, she was dressed as a cat.

Now see, this sounds much more respectable than the games of Tackle-the-Trash-Bin and Melt-the-Plastic-Yard-Gnomes'-Faces-Off-With-A-Blowtorch stuff I've done.

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gotta love the sexy jean ankle cutoffs... ooh la la

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Chicken, Poop, and Toilet -- we're cops

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what happens when an ilx'r masturbates...

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dirty cupcakes

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vince neil graciously lending his time to come for a visit

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/trickor-treat-children-handed-a-real-lambs-heart-by-a-neighbour-dressed-as-butcher-8918238.html

I saw a dude dressed like Ben Affleck in Gigli peeing on an old lady's house. And somebody else in a 'stabbed thru the heart' Elliott Smith costume (too soon, RIP).