Idiot Ronan

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On friday I was in a remote house in the Irish countryside with my friends and some others, we were drinking alot and dressed like idiots and there were DJ friends DJing.

Anyway circa 4 o clock I decided since we were in the middle of nowhere, we should go for a drive in my car. At first we stuck to the roads but soon that wasn't enough and I went kind of mad and turned off the road into a field and up some hills and past houses in the estate (think depressed old holiday village, reason why we could use the house etc), through bushes, basically it was really great fun.

So the next morning I got in my car to go home and smelt burning, something is completely ruined, it won't go into gear. I had to get a mate to tow me back home. It is going to cost me big money. I am normally the safest driver in the world, my friends were even joking about how slow I drive on the way down when another friend who left long after us caught up.

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU CALL ME AN IDIOT. I am an idiot.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Omnipotent Idiot

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 2 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Idiot.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

What have you done to it, Ronan? Burnt the clutch out?

(p.s. you are an idiot)

― C J (C J), Sunday, 2 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I reckon fucked the clutch yeah, though I'm no mathemechanic.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan "goin muddin" is par for the course where I'm from. You need to use the right tools though.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 2 November 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, like a tractor.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

NO ONE HAS MENTIONED THE DANGERS OF DRINK DRIVING!

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it not that dangerous after all?

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

you are not an idiot ... you are a MAN OF OATS!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not in a field.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I prefer the phrase "complete fuckwit" - will that do?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

RONAN ; MAN OF OATS

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tsch.

Ronan was buring out his clutch (ahem) while he could have been at the Xtina concert with me.

HE IS AN IDIOT.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are an utter fool. But I do like you.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 2 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's funny how different "drink driving" and "drunk driving" sound, separated as they are by only one letter and one ocean. I don't even think you're an idiot. You learned a lesson without killing anyone. That's got to be something. And that makes you less of an idiot than G.W. BuSh. Speaking of damnation via faint praise and all...

― Skottie, Sunday, 2 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ricardo's turned into Dick Emery!

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 2 November 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

You are an idiot but a clutch can be not so bad. Get thee to Mr Clutch. Also check the underside for damage particularly to the exhaust.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 2 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

idiocy is next to idiocy.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cool!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 November 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not in a field.

he started on the road, remember.

I think we will have to start referring to Ronan as G.V. Fitzgerald now (obscure Irish political reference, oh no).

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nothing to do with Xtina?

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

If I'd gone to Xtina it might never have happened. I got a lift home with a relative of GVs. He is sound mind you.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Omnipotent Baby 'Goop In My Coupe (Gonna Be Another Week Before It's Ready mix)'

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

If it costs 200 or less it's fucking worth it, it was so much fun. I can afford that financial hit, any more and I will have to make up what I can't afford in grief.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronanhas obviously been masquerading as a student to pave his way into our affections.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Too right. I can't afford £200 now, two and a half years out of university.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

But surely Fitzgerald = Bueller as South Dublin = North Shore.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I got into a car accident the other night, lost in Minneapolis and being stupid and careless. I scraped up the side of the other guys rental car and broke the plastic over my right taillight...relatively minimal damage, but it sucked and it took an hour for the cops to get there to fill out a report.

That said, you are an idiot.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think the bumper sticker says it all

http://www.froadin.net/bmra3-1-03/P3010027.jpg

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was reading this being all righteous - you are an idiot. Til I remebered that I just got a speeding ticket for $230 and I was driving for work at 9.30am so I am the bigger idiot.

― isadora (isadora), Monday, 3 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why would you speed on the way to work? Idiot.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can only afford the 200 cos I worked my ass off all summer, as Lara well knows.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that what she paid you?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Real gentlemen don't kiss and tell once the check has cleared.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was nowhere near your *ass* this summer, despite what's been written.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

what's been written = "lara wz here" so EXPLAIN THAT!!

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am really living up to this thread title.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

It wasn't written with *my* pen. Ronan would cry if an OLDER WOMAN went anywhere near his ass.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

you make it sound like I was abused

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let it be known that I have revealed nothing about your uncle Gerard.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't handle this attention.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

You normally get paid for this stuff.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Define 'attention'.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

writing on ass = attention

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE WALL

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

writing on ass=caligraphy

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is making me laugh because Ronan is so handsome and, um, cherubic.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Writing on ass = Ewan McGregor's new film.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

What do you mean, "new"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Pillow Book was actually called "Big Kink in Knob". "Writing on Ass" is the sequel.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

are we still talking abt ronan? (is this duvet related?)

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

The duvet owes Ronan a lot of money.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

*chokes*

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

??????

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

He looks so cute when he's confused!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I apologise unreservedly to Ronan for ruining his thread.

(I'll leave a twenty on the bedside table and close the door on your way out will you, honey?)

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

i guess it beats calling me an idiot.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, I forgot: "IDIOT!"

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 November 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

perhaps not.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Friendly, down home, Irish pervertalism. Neat!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

And all for free! Can't beat the price....or perhaps my perverted side is just thrifty.

(And Ronan, you aren't an idiot. Been there, and at least, you were able to hike, even if the car froze into a piece of modern art.)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

The official POV: "Ronan has always been arrogant and self-righteous, carrying out the justice of the Ilxor empire as he sees fit. He enjoys a good fight, fighting honorably when it is not to his extreme disadvantage to do so."
But as far as I'm concerned Ronan is okay by me.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

The car is howling in pain even though the clutch is fixed, I am dropping it back in today. The "what the fuck did you do to it" questions are raining in hard and fast.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tell them you sneezed and took your eye off the road.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ronan only has one eye)

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Have you washed all the mud from round the engine, checked all the belts and things are a) there b) not fouled with grassy crud.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

And perhaps sprinkle some tissues about.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

also, try rebooting

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely taking eye off road is better than LEAVING it lying there??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

But the elves and sprites collect them and use them as their currency.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

How many eyes do I hear for Ronan, Idiot Boy?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Said in exaggerated Leprechaun voice)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

five months pass...

This thread contains some of Lara's best work.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Monday, 19 April 2004 10:20 (twenty years ago) link

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