What's the worst swearword in the world?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

There's a kid at school who knows, but he won't tell me.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

cuntymints

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

could it be bedtime, nordic?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"too twatty to be a cunt"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ESOJ OTM

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"bedtime"? Is that a word for a lady's sex bits, Mark?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

poopie

― oops (Oops), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Kids! It's bedtime!"

"ALL RIGHT, MOM!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

My Dad convinced his younger brother that "Hopalong Cassidy" was the most rudest thing you could possibly say, and then the brother went ahead and screamed it at his parents when he got really upset (to much comic effect).

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yr Dad is a genius!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't decide just how pervy Dan's post is.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Dan...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

donkeyfelcher

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus the image that conjures

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

belgium

(well, someone had to say it!)

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Cuntblood

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You blummin', flippin', ruddy, dirty, cussin'. cabbage labia.

― Pottymouth, Monday, 3 November 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Blueski

― Tim (Tim), Monday, 3 November 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

twunt!

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 3 November 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You see, problem is is that I can actually picture myself saying any one of the aforementioned swear words in this thread. The one word I could never say is the swear word that combines both the name of the Judeo-Christian deity and a regular swear word that is a homonym of the word used to describe a structure that holds back water. *snort* It's also apparent that I could never even *type* it, in fact. I don't disapprove of others using it, of course, but I could never use it. That word to me would have to be the "worst swearword in the world".

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

There is one swear word that even i wouldn't use & it is a rather derogatory name for part of a lady's bits. it rhymes with punt claps. euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"waffle twat twaddle"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Not beef curtains then? Of mutton lips?

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I want the world to know and understand that I do not use these words ever, but I have heard them and they have lodged in my brane.

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

shitwaffle

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

So much so Dave that you can't spell 'brain'!! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Au contraire...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

snort.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to rehabilitate the phrase "she's worth a squirt"

(which I translated into bad Italian as "merita una sbruzza")

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Front bottom. (for smee!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

This is hackneyed etc, but worst swearwords are extreme; they exist as worse because they have shock value - but what happens to swurring when all the once extreme words become acceptable? Where next for extreme swearing?

eg - Cunt was v.v.v.v. naughty but is now heard regularly on TV < / Paul Johnson>

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Where next for extreme swearing?

"She's worth a squirt" really ought to be considered swearing.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is about 2 posts away from disintegrating into a thread where we post the most offensive / disgusting phrases we can think of...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought that's what it was.

Oh & Becky Lucas! *shock horror*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You've only gone and done it now...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like you have a case of the Mondays!

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"ass facial"