t/s: slutty jerks who will give you the action vs. complicated "nice" people who keep that shit locked up like fort knox

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i'm kidding. sort of. not really. well, just a bit.

― antsinmypants! (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

and i'm not even drunk. just spazzy.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i prefer the complicated nice types who give it up every which way

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

but will take slutty jerks if that's not on offer

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm starting to think that, in my life, I prefer the sluts. I'm not sure what that reveals, if anything, about my character.

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i know all about your "character."

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I've heard some pretty lurid stories about the stence-man.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not sure which i personally prefer, but i often fear that i am the latter. this is something i'm not totally happy about.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

but to take your question at, ahem, face value, I guess I'd say (for posterity's sake, mainly) that I like the "nice" people. My history does not always bear this out (keep in mind that I'm speaking generally, not specifically). (My current girlfriend is very "nice".) (Oh shit that sounds bad.) (Fuck I'm glad she never reads this!)

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

lurid stories? About me? Why I never!

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe its that complicated nice people simply APPEAR to keep that shit locked up coz its associated with being nice?

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well then who do they "give it up" to, if it's only the appearance and not the reality?

(just askin'!)

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

other nice boys and girls

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, really? who are they giving it up to? where does it go? can i redirect it?

(xpost)

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that theory can be disproven, jim. Well, I mean, by someone else who isn't willing to talk about their sexual history (or lack thereof)!

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sure, the virgin's cute
but I prefer that one there
mary magdalene

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

dude that's gross.

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

why?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

well I'm not a religious man but like, well, yeah, I guess you're right.

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

that haiku helped me
win the national title
back in '94

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah whatever man!
you are making shit up now
we know you're insane

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hold on. what's the point of this thread exactly? action vs. no action?!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

plus you know I jest
I just wanted to see if
I could haiku-diss

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a-Hey, Miss High-and-Mighty, I had all I can take
Walking right on by me, that's your last mistake
I've gotta find myself some action to satisfy my soul
A little mind-distraction before I lose control

You say you love me, girl, but why are you so cold?
You think you own the world, but you don't own my soul
A little competition now, maybe that'll wake you up
Stir up some ambition, yeah, and really shake you up
Yeah! Oh! I'm gonna find me an action woman to love me all the time
A satisfaction woman, before I lose my mind

Yeah, I'm gonna find me an action woman to love me all the time
A satisfaction woman, before I lose my mind
Yeah, I'm gonna find me an action woman
A mind-distractive woman
I'm gonna find me an action woman, yeah

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the point is that i'm a spaz.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

who didn't get action?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 November 2003 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, isn't that a third category?

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

They're both pretty great, in their own ways.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 November 2003 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And have their downsides too!

― rob geary (rgeary), Monday, 3 November 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Namely, I usually mistake each for the other

― rob geary (rgeary), Monday, 3 November 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to be the former, now i am the latter, and it suits me fine.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

tho i wouldn't call myself complicated or "nice".

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"complicated" has been co-opted by avril i ph34r. i prefer "enigmatic"!

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

what about complicated jerks who keep that shit ... namely, myself?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 3 November 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And what about those who are only slutty with the right people?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(Except when it's with the wrong people.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

jody otm

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"misogynist classix vol. 1"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

How about slutty nice people?

― Sean (Sean), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

bring them on.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

somehow i think if we bridged this thread and the "how do i pull" thread there would be world peace.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a "How do I pull" thread?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 3 November 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I like "the action." It sounds like getting "the cold" or something.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Slutty nice people ROCK.

― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

slutty people are ALWAYS nice!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

the problem is that they want you to be nice as well

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"oh, c'mon, be nice!"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

*snorts in response to thread*

Oh yeah, and also letting you lovelies know that I = the latter example pretty much without trying would also be a response. So will mentioning the fact that it's been fairly easy to be this way because I haven't felt that specific pressure by any one individual to be otherwise.

Ta-da. Response finished.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

go gay - those boys always fit into the first category... apart from the crazy ones.

― jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Sluts.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i find the action people more complicated. like action man for instance.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Action man isn't complicated ronan.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

so it would seem.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There isn't even any genitalia to be worried about!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what about the man behind the action facade?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Who told you about me & him?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/a/a-ac/action_jackson.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood-Stage/2471/images/ti12.jpg

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

action man had pants, though

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

keano looks like him.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

why are there no sluts around HERE, tho?

at least, non-stupid sluts who actually have decent music tastes?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh woe, woe unto them that forsake me

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i love how lauren never answers the question (which isn't very clear, is it: "free love vs. uptight neuroses"...?)

like most things in my life, i'm trying to find a balance. does that work for you?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

go gay - those boys always fit into the first category... apart from the crazy ones.

Bosh. There are crazy ones in both categories.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax!, you are emo.

― hstencil, Monday, 3 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

do you blog here often?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

i thought slutty jerks always said "it's complicated"

― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

i think the lesson is, everyone is complicated

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago)

what about the unborn

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_40/mean.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ Not true in my experience

― Hi, I'm the New Celtic Manager (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.liveoffensively.com/images/equipment/ts/TSML01_01_md.jpg

http://www.liveoffensively.com/images/equipment/ts/TSAM02_01_md.jpg

― corps of discovery (schlump), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

how about nice uncomplicated sluts?

― Emotivism, aka the yay/boo theory (get bent), Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

ysi?

― L. Ron Huppert (velko), Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

nice complicated people no question. everybody's got genitals of one sort or another, but not everyone has a brain.

― ian, Thursday, 4 June 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

that's not what I learned in anatomy

― Bad Gaygay (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 4 June 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

he means robots

― Lamp, Thursday, 4 June 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

all robots have genitals but not all robots have brains

― Lamp, Thursday, 4 June 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago)

i thought slutty jerks always said "it's complicated"

― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, June 3, 2009 7:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe on FACEBOOK ooooooohhhh!!!! ya BURNT

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 June 2009 06:21 (fifteen years ago)

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