Overhearing couple's chats Dud or just f@#king awful?

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Post conversations that you have overheard between two ppl who are...erm...how shall we say, doing it!!
Marrieds
Boyfriends & girlfriends
F@#kbuddies
etc

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Girl: My hands are cold
Boy: I've got something hot you can put your hands round.

Verdict: euw!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Exhibitionist chat intended to be heard widely- particularly dud

Solo exhibitionist chat into mobile phone - even dudder

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

boy: i didn't say i wanted to sleep with her...
girl: you said she smelt of white chocolate...
boy: she did
girl: you're an arsehole
boy: whatever

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

But surely that's a classic overheard conversation stevem?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Pink, why are you eavesdropping on my private conversations with Sarah?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm paraphrasing slightly due to poor memory

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry Nick. *recoils microphone & goes home*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Posted here before, but as heard by my parents when the three of us were out at lunch, from the next table over:

Greasy Pony Tail Yuppie: I want to take you home and play with you.
Enhanced Blonde Bimbette: *giggle giggle*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is smelling of white chocolate alluring?

I've NEVER been turned on by a white-chocolate-smelling temptresses. But maybe I'm strange.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but white chocolate maltesers *picture homer dribbling*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

In context of this thread, this is all truly disgusting.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hellooooooo nurse...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Her to him (or possible her) on phone while riding bus :

"No, I'm not doing that - not now and definitely not here..."

(personally, i thought this was totally classic)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I couldn't help but overhear the following conversation on Saturday.

Him: I do.
Her: I do.

It was quite sweet actually.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*cries*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

white chocolate maltesers? THANK YOU JESUS!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"No, I'm not doing that - not now and definitely not here..."

this would, of course, be considerably less classic if said at a wedding

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

No problemo...

http://www.thewag.net/graphics/chjesus.gif

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, what do you think he was asking?

"go on, call me your little pumpkinnywumpkinny..." or perhaps something more unsavoury

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

kin ell...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Not as bad as overhearing couples' arguments.

Especially when your at the bottom of the English Channel

And they're really rather intense.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

clearly he/she must have been asking the woman in question to do/say something absolutely beyond the pale of public decency, steve...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Sing the cheeky girls song?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"go on, declare your support for Michael Howard"

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Sing the cheeky girls song?

With her BOOBS.

(xpost but hey, that works too)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i would prefer to see someone declare their support for michael howard with their boobs

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously not anne widdecombe or edwina currie

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Are you sure? It wasn't actually burning like this yesterday though!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we still talking about boobs?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"My boobs, my boobs, my boobs are on fire/we don't need no water let the motherfuckers burn."

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

so all the trouble in California was Pamela's fault all along

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

owch!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I KNEW IT!

x-post

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.homebakingco.com/Pinky_new.jpg

I thought Pink might like this. Also limited edition white maltesers are in shop across road, must send the Ed to get them.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

*homer simpson drool*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

suzy, "limited-edition" must be hyphenated when used adjectivally

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

orange maltesers also urgent and key (i mean the chocolate is orange flavoured, not an orange filling like those evil Revels)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

revels were just a load of factory leftovers and messes thrown into a bag, "er yeah some are raisin, some are maltesers and some are metal bolt, revels yeah".

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Euw, for a moment there steve...i mean orange revels, yuk!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"weren't old sweets nuts eh? what were we thinking"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

NSW as 'adjectivally' AFAIK. KORITFW!

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't understand all of those abbreviations, but I just liked the cake Suzy!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha SUZYCAKE! (UK comma rules never cease to amuse me.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i am beyond clueless, but the correct use of compound adjectives is a useful thing to know... just trying to help...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you get Suzycake over there? You dont know what you're missing!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

so all the trouble in California was Pamela's fault all along

I *knew* silicone implants were a serious hazard!

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

maltesers on a bed of taramasalata!! mmmmmm incongrulicious!!!

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a japanese pizza, dude

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

no you forgot to mention the shrimp to make it a japanese pizza!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

and SQUID INK!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

*really curious about abbreviations now*

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

yesireebob!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep On Rocking In The Erm, something World?

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

OK!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"AFAIK" is "as far as i know", so, parsing some sense into the sentence, i'm presuming that "NSW" and all the other stuff put together means something like: "i was not aware my use of 'limited editon' (sic) was adjectival, now sod off". (it was, incidentally, therefore hyphenation is necessary!) however i could be wrong, as i am not correct about everything.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

NSW = "no such word"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

uh huh! now i know them all, phew.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

we should invent our own, that'll learn 'em

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what about dmmbsy, huh?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, now i know what this means, i am happy. especialy as there is such a word.

oxford concise english dictionary, £20, oxford university press - available from all good bookshops.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

NSW = "no such word"

New South Wales?

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

there is not such a word as "especialy", though

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Granted, it could have also meant "nothing sucks weasels".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"bad typist", two words, unhyphenated

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

any grammatical pointers needed, feel free to mail me at pedantic@twat.com

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

YHM

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I get annoyed when I'm around a couple and they whisper to each other in front of me and other people. Or they just talk to each other when you're trying to have a conversation with them.

When I lived with my dad and step-mom one summer, they always whisper up in the front sit while I sat in the back, urgh!

But more recently, we had some clients who whispered, giggled, and had lots of PDA while having a meeting with my boss and I. At least my boss got to busy himself with searches on the computer. I had to just sit there and smile and look professional.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

that cake upthread looks like a tacky neo-classicist murakami rip-off.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a couple in front of me on the bus this morning. She was very pretty, with red hair, a green coat and a pierced lip. They were whispering what I thought were sweet nothings to each other when suddenly a great big tear left her eye and rolled down her cheek. At that point I started trying to listen in, but they were too quiet, damndamndamn. Then they started kissing lots, though not snogging, and then he got off the bus at the top of Crow Road and that was it. I didn't hear a word. So intriguing!

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Iain Banks to thread...

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

YHM? translations, please

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 3 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Overheard through the wall last night: YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR

Repeat with the odd mumble from hapless male neighbour and variations such as ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF, plus inarticulate screaming, until all hope of sleep vanishes into the rosy dawn.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, that's a really good approach to take when having an argument with your significant other. Repitition is U&K.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is smelling of white chocolate alluring?

...
then there are these late-on summer days

when, just where nostril meets the upper lip,
a film appears, part sweat, part oil
with a perfect, clean white chocolate smell,

two parts ginger to ninety eight parts milk
and which, when I lean in to take this kiss,
says fool for sugar, says mammals one and all,

says never again a love like this.

-Raising the tone courtesy of Roddy Lumsden.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My favorite is when you're in the next room and you hear them arguing listlessly over whether there are two plates in the cupboard with a chip on the edge, or really three. Gosh hang on, remember the night Johnny was over, he chipped one as well. No there are two, no four, yes I'm POSITIVE! GRAAAH!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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