A Quiz Of Ones Own

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Right - if a site as two bit as sweetcherrie.com can get 100,000 hits for its crappy rockstar boyfriend quiz which only seems to have three outcomes, SURELY the collective minds of ILE can think of a bit of multiple-choice nonce-sense which will rake in some new readers for Freaky Trigger.

So what we need is - ideas for a theme (Who is your... etc etc) and some questions and some choices. But those are easy. What I need more than anything is the various HTML bits and Java bits to let me code it...

Over to you.

― Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

over to Kodanshi

― gareth, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha! Gimme some options... Oh, and this will give you info on your browser.

― Kodanshi, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean quizzes like they do once in a while on the Spark? I like this idea. You have to make sure you start an enormous email forward chain to go with it, of course.

― Madchen, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Spark's quizzes are in a different league to all those other shit chancers. They must be viewed as our real competition.

― Nick, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we do some Spark style science as well? Something to do with beards, perhaps?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, Ricky T, I nominate you to wear plastic bags on your feet for three weeks and I'll put on 30 pounds in 30 days. This should be fun.

― Madchen, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And how about not washing beard for a month and put the results under a microscope? Tom?

― Madchen, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lucy I no longer have a beard. It crawled off my face and escaped. However my kitchen is already the home of all sorts of exciting Sparkish experiments. Alas my attempt to capture a human and see if he reverted to flyish ways when forced to live among them failed when Pete escaped.

― Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, no fair. I want to do the fun one!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's a theme..."Which Boy Band are you?"

At least as cheesy as the rockstar boyfriend question, so it's sure to inspire hits.

Though I have already decided I would be O-Town.

― Nicole, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My all-time favourite from Viz was "Are you a pimp or a scientist?" in a sort of flow-chart thing. v funny

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you a Dinosaur or a Robot?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good, but it's a bit injokey.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then how about 'Are you some kind of Cockfarmer?'

― Nick, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you Doompatrol? You could have questions like 'Are you Canadian?' and 'Do you like manipulating people hahahahahahahahahahahahah?'

― DG, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DG, you've really got to let this doompatrol thing go..

― Nick, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How about " What religion are you REALLY? " questions could be like When you die you a go to a bette rplace b dont exist at all c reincarnate d party

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

which memeber of S Club 7 are you?

which IL* poster are you?

― jel, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Let Bigmouth Billy Bass Predict Your Future in Song!

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the boy band idea. Especially if it includes Menudo.

― bnw, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you fancy?

― ethan, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how about: which member of the ILE "in-crowd" are you similar to?

― di, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What doompatrol thing? It was just the most obvious thing that sprang to mind. Alternate suggestion: Outwit Nick 'Ten Eyes' Dastoor! Post questions that have been done before without him noticing!

― DG, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how is that a quiz?

― ethan, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Which IL*er are you? Surely it would be terribly strange to find out that you are actually someone else? Or would it just be incredibly dull and say "you are you"?

I have no objection to Ricky T wearing plastic bags or Tom conducting interesting bacterial experiments, but do you really have to gain those 30 pounds Madchen? Or will this simply be a natural progression if you keep stuffing the Wagon Wheels down?

Waits to be punched...

Ow!

― Ally C, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alright ethan, not so much a quiz as a interactive challenge thingy.

― DG, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*punches Ally* As long as you're lame, I'm allowed to be lardy, pal.

Actually, I'm on a diet as from today because that blasted friendsreunited.com has actually led to a reunion next Saturday and I need to turn up looking nothing whatsoever like I did when I was sixteen and make them gasp with amazement.

― Madchen, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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