Don't Be Hoggin' That Candy, Yo, Else I'll Bust a Gourd in Yo Ass

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November 3, 2003
Dad Arrested After Pumpkin Attack
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS


Filed at 9:17 a.m. ET
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) -- A 43-year-old man faces charges after he smashed a bird-feeder and threw a pumpkin through the window of a house where his young son said he didn't get any Halloween candy.

Police reports show the man was taking his son trick-or-treating about 6:30 p.m. Friday when the child went to a house where a woman was passing out candy.

The boy returned to his father crying, saying he didn't get any candy.

The man confronted the woman, who said she had given the boy candy. the father and son left, but returned a few minutes later.

The man approached the woman, handed her a piece of paper that had his address written on it and told her to call the police, according to the report.

Police said he then threw a small pumpkin through the front window, tossed a second pumpkin at the front door, and uprooted and smashed a bird feeder from the front yard.

A neighbor yelled at the man to stop as he was heading toward a large potted plant. The man took his son home and was there when police arrived.

The man was arrested on a charge of malicious destruction of property and released on his own recognizance.

Yeah. In Ann Arbor, we're HARD CORE, n' shit.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all so clear to me now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think John Sinclair was behind this.

Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Brothers and sisters, the time has come for each and every one of you to decide whether you are gonna be the problem or whether you are gonna be the solution. Gimme some candahh!"

Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Brother JC is still around here, too.

Ron Asheton sure is. Lives with his mother & her cats. When J Mascis called there to talk to Ron, his mother kept hanging up on him.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This is really disturbing, actually. Like "Ma'am, i'm letting you know how to get me in trouble because i can't control myself."

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't give my bwoy no candy and hope a punkin through yer window is the least of your concerns.

Don Corlione (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

how much you wanna bet next year this woman puts a little rat poison in Jrs. candy and the little fucker takes a permanent dirt nap.

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 3 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)


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