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is the sexist, most clever, most talented, wisest, most gemrous, biggwst cock in all of manitoba, we need to praise him.

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You sound biased, but I praise him anyway

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I share not my table with the sexist, gemrous, or biggw of cock.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

All of Manitoba? He's my favourite person in all of Canada, and I am truly lucky and completely blessed that I can count him among my friends.

Much love to you, B-dawg. xxx

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

His tingling sensation lets you know he's working.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we forgetting Mr Mann's bold claims?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even wanna know how you know that Kim ;)
Go to bed.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

A fine fine mang, he is. Gave me a ride to JFK in an hour of need. Hail and praise!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 06:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan has promised that, when my band is crashing at his pad in a few weeks, he and his roommate will keep us warm even if it requires them to eat pounds and pounds -- sorry, kilos and kilos -- of buttery lentils beforehand to get their patented "Dutch Oven" heating system working.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

if that doesn't make him the nicest guy in the world evah i don't know what does.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Bryan.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, now that he has 50% more cleaning power!

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

His tingling sensation lets you know he's working

Kim, you're thinking of herpes.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

No, she's suffering from herpes, but she's thinking of Bryan.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Thinking of Bryan in a "grrr, when I get my hands on you, herpes boy..." kinda way?

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan is the best.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

their
patented "Dutch Oven" heating system working.
wasn't that the cause of Bryan's divorce from Ethel Merman?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm all dressed chips, thanks Bryan! One day I will send you the Pink Lady tape, I swear.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

What all dressed chips aren't wide spread chippy goodness? I was shocked and awed to find a severe lack of ketchup chips in foriegn countries but could not fathom life without all dressed chips.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ketchup chips are available, but no all dressed. :(

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

half dressed?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

clothing optional?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

semi nude?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

bryan to humans what all-dressed is to chips
i want him to bear my children.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

chicken bear!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

wasn't that the cause of Bryan's divorce from Ethel Merman?

Well, that was what they told the papers, but I think it's safe to let the secret out of the bag: It was because she was very, very, very dead, and Bryan not so much.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

To Make This Thread Complete: It's Fucking Large Yo!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

death by dutch oven¿ what an awful, awful way to go. bryan, you monster - you can no longer bear my children.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan I love you, I am sorry I am so shit at email but you are one of my favorite people in the world. Sometimes you are the only person who listens to me selflessly and tries to help. U the hero to my Bette Midler!!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No one can bear your children, Dyson. Didn't you ever teach them any manners?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan is the king of the Triple Crown. I shit you not.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

bryan is pretty cool. if dyson won't seed you, I WILL!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan u r awesome & if we ever get to hang out again I promise not to smash your bones all into pieces ok

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bunbun.ne.jp/~tetsu/pink1.jpeg

You are funnier than Jeff Altman! And less creepy!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I promise not to smash your bones all into pieces ok
one would think that goes without saying.
besides, i am of the belief brain has no actual bones & is actually a mythical deity made entirely of marshmallow and love.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

BRAIN IS THE BONHOMME?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090502/marshmallows-for-breakfast.gif

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.virtualmuseum.ca/Exhibitions/Festiva1/images/photos/mcq29-400.jpg

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Marshmallows aren't vegetarian (and neither is Bryan).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But can we roast him, put him between graham crackers, throw in some hershey bar and eat him?

http://www.jrf.org/imagesnews/conv-smores.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yum.

Bryan has the best facial hair history.

I really enjoyed meeting him in NYC and hope to visit him in OH! Canda! one day.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan rocks.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I searched for 'bryan rocks', but this came up...
http://www.drawb.com/howto/dbryan/db_poser_intro/poser_rocks_1.gif

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan is a sweetheart. I like the marshmellows and love description.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I really think you guys are downplaying the farting.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I was really hoping to meet him when I was in Winnipeg.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan is an twisted specimen of Canadian manhood, but deserves the best. NYC would have missed something without his being there.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait--do we know any specimens of Canadian manhood that *aren't* twisted? This is ilx, after all.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I can assure that my manhood is perfectly perpendicular.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Further evidence of twisted minds and how I really shouldn't post when I'm not so coherent.

Bryan! Coolness! Marshmellows! Farts! More of that.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Julia, did you just request "more farts, less cock"?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/images/021101.jpg
Dutch Ovens all around!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! Actually, Chris, I'd prefer the reverse, but this is Bryan's thread. I just didn't want to kill it.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just thinking that it was probably more than just a little cuntish for me to not say thank you for this thread in spite of whatever I think of myself. So thanks Anthony and everyone else who posted to it, it actually means a lot to me. I hope everyone's doing ok tonight.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Doing fine, good sir. :-) Hope you are too!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

bryan is sweet! his first emails to me made me smile.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 November 2003 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

his note that came attached with my CDR was wonderful.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 9 November 2003 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

I need some love. Can I have some love?

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 15 February 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you hated love!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 16 February 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

manlove?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh the snot has caked against my pants
It has turned into crystal..."

― pete s, Monday, 16 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan, if I knew for certain you'd be at that upcoming NY FAP I'd be doubly certain I was going. It was great to meet you and I'll be damn glad to hang out with you again. You're a kickass chaueffer and a kickass person.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 16 February 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

yes yes. bryan i love your giant spoon. it really makes me smile. everytime i see your name on the board i picture your giant spoon. and then i smile,

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Thankfully, I don't see Bryan's name and think of desparately clenched asscheeks.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan, you're easily in my list of the top ten best people in my life right now. =)

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, thanks for that image, Chris. Hi Bryan! You rock!

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thankfully, I don't see Bryan's name and think of desparately clenched asscheeks.

who would?
http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/July4/niceass.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish he would post the spoon pic here--it is adorable!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Here you go, Orbit:
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/spoonboy1.jpg

And for being so nice - a bonus pic!
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/spoonboy2.jpg

Thanks for the love everyone.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Rah for Bryan, a good egg and then some. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY!!!!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 16 February 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll say this about Bryan, he never once crapped in my pants. And for that, I'll always be grateful.

― huck, Monday, 16 February 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan, you are one of The Forum's stars.

― Mellow Dee (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 16 February 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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