This thread-funny lines from movies, quoted out of context

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"I loved you in Wall Street!"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion"

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Marilyn, you're exposed!"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cream?"

"No thanks, I take it black, like my men."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

We got hats now, motherfuckers!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"ah, the old cup o' pizza"

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Luckily, this record comes equipped with Big Jim Slade."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"You can basically milk anything with nipples."

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Give me Tan Pho!"

― willem (willem), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

damn you! damn you all to hell!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray, if someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"does the pope shit in the woods."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."

― willem (willem), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"I can't see you fuckmook, I have no eyes."

― Miggie (Miggie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"What we have here, is a failure to irrigate your colon properly."

Perhaps I'm remembering the line incorrectly...

― Skottie, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Punk rock is over"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Of course it was dark, it was a suicide note"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Motherfucker! Food-eater!"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"My uncle was born in America... but he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"it was a drive by fruiting"

― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lovely Bastards! It's all about the music...."

(If I got that right)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi, i want me a baby."

"this woman, who looked as fertile as the river valley, her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"I can't believe it, Jim! That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?!"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks! I'll get your ass!"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, alright?!"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mer-man!"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"i would liken it to the exhilration you get the first time you kill a deer, or another large animal"

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Communism was just a red herring."

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not European, I don't intend on being European, so who who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists; it wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

wrap a hot towel around your head

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"hey well if it isn't suck fuck ass shit cock!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

aw, chris, mine was gonna be 'who the HELL bought black-eyed peas?'

but now it looks like i'm copying you!

― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one of my fav films of all time...

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"They're still working on him. They've tried everything. He won't break. Do you want me to bring out the Leroy Neiman paintings?"

"No, we cannot risk violating the Geneva convention."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"I would like a Schnauzer with my Wienerschnitzel."

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen."

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"What funny dog poo?"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"In women's tennis I always root against the heterosexual."

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"I know a little German...he's standing over there."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"...and Donald Sutherland as the world's clumsiest waiter!"

(Though admittedly, even in the movie, there isn't much context for this line)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"we have a traitor in our midst!"

"and i see you have dealt with him properly!"

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

"It's amazing - you look like a normal person but actually you're the Angel of Death."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 12 November 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

would you say i have a plethora of pinatas?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 12 November 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Poodle puncher! Hound hitter!"

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 13 November 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Listen to your friend Billy Zane!"

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 13 November 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

"This is for the shits is for the birds."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 November 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

"I never got no slices of no pies."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 November 2005 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll visit your grave every day... well, not every day... if I ever find it."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 November 2005 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

"I need a knife."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 November 2005 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

"with the drinking, with the cha-cha, with the no napkins"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 November 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

"hey well if it isn't suck fuck ass shit cock!"
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), November 5th, 2003.

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aw, chris, mine was gonna be 'who the HELL bought black-eyed peas?'
but now it looks like i'm copying you!

-- colette (a2lett...), November 5th, 2003.

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one of my fav films of all time...
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), November 5th, 2003.

whats this??

― piscesboy, Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

It's Kicking and Screaming, the 1995 Noah Baumbach one, not the recent Will Ferrell kids' soccer movie.

Also from Kicking and Screaming:

"Are you wearing mascara?"
"No....(defeatedly) yes."

― horseshoe, Sunday, 27 November 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Business papers.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 27 November 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck the Napkin

― The Velvet Overlord (The Velvet Overlord), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

"You never even had a slinky when you were a child?"
"We had a part of one, but I straightened it."

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 January 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

I eat green barets for breakfast and right now i am pretty hungry!!

So you want to be a farmer well heres a couple of acres (kicks in balls)

― Michael Green, Saturday, 11 February 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

if you post them here they are in some sort of context

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 11 February 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Two days later they brought her up by mule.

― chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Saturday, 11 February 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

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