Who wants a fight?

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I'm bored and it would fill up 20 mins or so.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck you, you Tolkien-promoting goon. ;-) Speaking of which, are you folks ratcheting up the marketing beyond all description now that the movie is less than three months away? Or is that your department?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is there any truth to the rumour that Harper Collins only employ miscreants and illiterates? If so, which one are you?

― Trevor, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

>ker-POW< ooh that hurt. Take that you and you, you bog-trotting yank.

i'm a miscreant "mac guru" here and not a tolkien fan (can you adam and believe it?) but I'm certainly fed up of seeing the bloody trailer already.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you from Cornwall? (insert random comment about tin or something)

― gareth, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

could you ask that as a barbed insult? (whispers: otherwise the whole fight thing is lost, see) Cornwall -- easy target, go on about having no electricity and being in-bred or something.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just in case any of HC's litigation team are reading this, I didn't mean that in a libellous way.

― Trevor, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Robin knows lots of good Cornish jokes.

― Nick, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

did someone say fight?

Come on, I'm handy.

― chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE! FITE!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Nick's right, you can't be from Cornwall cause you're on the Internet.

Mind you at least you're not a lanky streak of piss with a name that rhymes with "Thick-Ass Hoor"

― Tom, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, d'you want me to get him as well?

― chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Smell yer maw. All of yer maws.

― Madchen, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh yes please. I like this 'Chris fighting my battles' thing. It's very convenient.

― Nick, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

convenient indeed, Nick I'm sure that if you ever hit someone you'd break like those cartoon characters do when they collide with something, ie into many many little splinters.

― chris, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tcha, Chris, you sell Post-It Notes™ for a living.

― suzy, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

macs are crap

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd rather jack (or listen to Fleetwood Mac) than not have a mac.

― Andrew L, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm bringing my cricket bat.

― jel, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Please! Can't we all just get along? *cries pitifully and downs entire glass of Australian table wine to numb the pain*

― Kim, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Suzy, I do not sell post it notes (in fact the ones in our office are nice day!) I sell respiratory protection.

You're next ;-)

― chris, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Careful with those post-it note accusations. That 3M posse are hard as nails.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You can start on me if you want but be warned, I am a master of chair- fu.

― Pete, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah but I know Jit kun ba stoo, or, in English:

the way of the intercepting bar stool

― chris, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven years pass...

Right, who wants a fight?

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago)

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