Internet Hardman requires new moniker

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"Mark C" is a bit dull and descriptive (though so flattering and sexy on types such as Marks H, P and S, obv) - this is the thread where you choose me a new name. I prmoise I'll go with one of them.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Kaiser Studs Up.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Baldy Billy Bollocks

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Nosmo King

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

boyincorduroy

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Mywords.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Walter 'The Ripper' Sickert

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Marko Ramius

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Mrs Peacock Was A Man?

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Herman Hoth

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

How did I know this was your thread?

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Lacanian Frostbite

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Bit of a mouthful, Vic.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The Illustrian

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it was, too, somehow.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Felt Tip Moustache

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Cup of Christ

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The Don

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Bald Cunt

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I was about to type that Matt but was afraid I might anger him.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Marxy

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Lovely

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

C. Of Tranquillity.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

IDS

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Runner up at Thumb War

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Cazza
Kaiser
Caesar

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The Italian Stallion

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The Putney Ripper

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Word Is Love

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio Desouza

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandrake Tryptikarn

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Homus

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The king of Siam

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark GRRRRRR

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcobaldo

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Luella

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Harold J. Spiderman

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Francois Fancypants

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Ned

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sperm O' Satan

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Craig Logan

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Art Fartington

― namer of names, Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It's obviously got to be "BGM"!

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

...of tunbridge wells

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Thor

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Oh!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Simon?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Chief?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thor"!!!

That's the one!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Markus maximus

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

roffle roffle roffle

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 August 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

You're gilding the lily, Jerry.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

a thousand times roffle.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 11 August 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Roll on floor of train back to brighton

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

MORE, MORE

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 11 August 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/badshave.jpg

― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

i just saw this thread for the first time. I didn't recognize the name Mark C and it was fun seeing which notable ILE personality it would turn out to be.

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Saturday, 12 August 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

You haff given me a fit of roffles and made me spit my soup

― Zora (Zora), Saturday, 12 August 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I had a gentle chuckle at LASAGNE.

However, Mark is neither fat nor bearded.

I like his stick.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just trying to convince Mark that Fatbeard Badshave would be an AMAZING screen name.

― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'd adopt it for myself, but it doesn't fit in with my "born and raised by cats" schtick.

― i am teh_kit! (g-kit), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

HARD CHICKEN

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 August 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wow, this thread explained "Barry Lasagne" to me. It did so by whispering very quietly into my left ear, then leaping back into the ether beyond my monitor. Very helpful thread, this.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Sunday, 13 August 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

where was it explained?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 August 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if he whittled his stick himself. That could give us a clue to his new moniker.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Sunday, 13 August 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

Throatwobbler Mangrove

― Darramouss ftw! (Darramouss ftw), Sunday, 13 August 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.millwall-history.co.uk/TerryHurlock.jpg

― 600, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Terry Hurlcock

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Kouros Buffmeat

― moley, Monday, 7 May 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

Richard Littlejohn

― Ronan, Monday, 7 May 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 April 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

awesome

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

"Your oily renderings and powders and rouge, and your fancy-smelling furs make you far more the floozy than I."

― Abbott, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

Didn't this guy actually sing "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?"

― Abbott, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

ysi?

― banriquit, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

The hardness of internet hardmen on ILX has definitely increased these past few years.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 April 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

I am ready to retire H2. It's a rude name. I've only kept it because i wasn't sure how anyone would recognize me. any ideas!?!?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)

Man D.

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

barry mandilow

― Mordy, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)

homosexual iii

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

homosexual as well

― how's life, Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

cister christian

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

barry lasagne II

― homosexual II, Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

simon le bahn mi

― clouds, Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

lentil on my face

― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

Coop

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 August 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

Homo G Neuname

― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

ned raggett

― markers, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

mo's life

― how's life, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

wgaslight anthem

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Ra's al Matthews

― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 8 August 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

buck naked

― mookieproof, Friday, 8 August 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

cister christian
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 7, 2014 3:03 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

respect

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 8 August 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

Marissa Fandango

― Alba, Friday, 8 August 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

H2A

― 龜, Friday, 8 August 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

Hardman Deeznuts

― 龜, Friday, 8 August 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

Internet Hardgirl

― StanM, Friday, 8 August 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

Man D. Licious

― StanM, Friday, 8 August 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

Sally Riker.

― Jeff, Friday, 8 August 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

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