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Has any ILX0R seen this?

http://www.bamargera.com/haggard2/haggardcover.jpg

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

yes there are boards I could go to to talk about this film but I'd rather talk to you guys. It's not too bad actually.

And also I'm ill and going out of my ever'-lovin mind with boredom. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be better if it was called Dukes of Haggard

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't, but I used to like to play the band THE HAGGARD on my radio show.

What's this film about?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it a Merle biopic?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be better if it was called Dukes of Haggard

"well, it looks like them Duke boys are in need of a shave & a haircut..."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

starring Malkmus as Merle?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the band The Haggard like?

It's loosely based on a true story about one of Ryan Dunn's exgirlfriends. Basically Ryan's friends (Bam, Bran DiCamillo) are trying to get info on her and her new guy, fuck with them etc. I thought it would be horrible but it's kind of absurdly wonderful.

And yes Dukes of Haggard would've been a better title.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this was about that lame ITV answer to Blackadder, starring Keith Barron

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dykecore.
http://www.mrlady.com/the-haggard/jagermeister.gif

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

so, uh, the Dykes of Haggard then?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

heh. only if they have confederate flag hats & spit chaw...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty sure they live in Olympia.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't seen it Sam but my friend Chris has a copy of it, he says it's funny but not so much as CKY/Big Brother type shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

well it's a movie with an actual plot nick so that's a bit different.

okay, the band haggard and the movie have nothing to do with each other. established.

One of the little subplots is Bran DiCamillo's character (Falcone) is making a reverse microwave to enter in an Invention of the Future contest. He goes up against a sex machine (called a "ghetto-ass fuck machine by another charatcter) that's an old vacuum cleaner with wells of roast beef and chocolate pudding and a garbage juicer. The reverse microwave wins and the grand prize is a diamond-covered mountain bike.

It's just absurd. And fantastic.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds like my kinda thing! Does it got Raab Himself in it anywhere?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

oh shit, Raab is brilliant. He plays Falcone's cousin and he's just. . .nuts.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be better if it was called Dukes of Haggard

or the Dukes of H. Rider Haggard.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

dude is that cis on the left???

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Brandon DiCamillo. Who's Cis?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

...That was me.

also:::: http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=&name=cis&email=&username=&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

she exists apart from those posts as well, amazingly

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

"I WANNA PLAY THE FIELD...OF DICKS!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 2 February 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Best. Line. Evah.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

this movie sucks! i think this whole CKY thing would appeal to me more if BAM wasnt such a ego maniac. i am so sick of looking at time lapse footage of him posing like a jerk. also he has really bad taste in music (HIM is really awful!)

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

those bits are dumb. but other than that it's a suprisingly good flick. everyone i've showed it to has loved it.

agreed on his taste in music, but I still love him to bits.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Those segments would be unbearable if he wasn't ridiculously hot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess that makes them unbearable!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks nickalicious, ;)

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. anyway did you guys know that bran has a cd of freestyles out? i gotta hear that shit

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

sweet. . .love all his freestyles on cky.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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