This is the thread where you logout, name your crush, and everybody else tries to guess who the crushers are...

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― Crush, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on then.

― Crush, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't go first for the sake of my secret identity.

― Crush, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello, ISP tracking!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

That's that died a fucking death, then.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway if I listed my crushes people would suss me out in no time.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the point!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ned!

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

just go for it crush! c'mon - be brave!

― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

jbr

― a, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello, ISP tracking!

We don't really care what Internet Service Provider you use.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

fuckit - mine's geeta

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

in n out burger

― logged out (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure what purpose that would serve me, as I have mentions of ILx crushes splattered all over the boards.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you know what I mean, whatevah.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nyquil

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams

― seriously logged out (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

either noone has ilx crushes anymore cuz a) they've realised how fucking horrid everybody else is (this is a good thing) or b) they're too busy being fascinated with how fucking witty they are

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Just because someone is horrid doesn't mean you can't have a crush on them! How else would I ever get a date?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't need to logout, it's Annouschka

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

juicy!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It doesn't matter... no one here knows who she is anyway...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm totally not telling people who my crush is cuz 1)I'd want to tell them first and 2)I don't wanna be one of 18 people all naming the same person. What's the point of that?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently, Ned and I are sycophantasmic over Matos

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

also this shit is totally distracting me from my local crushes, which seem a bit more worthwhile.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone email your crushes!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

None of this guessing crap.

Brian Mcdonald, Chris V., Tim Hopkins, Nate Patrin, JD Salmon, Chris Piuma, RJ Gillanders, Erik Digibeet, Alan Trewartha, Martin Skidmore and of course, Mase.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax! and hstencil, of course. they're both as cute as kittens being frisky in a wicker basket.

― sauron (jackcole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Surprisingly, I haven't developed any new crushes since I divulged mine yesterday.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, hstencil too.

Mine are all low-level and unobsessional, more puppy like than puppy love...uh, except maybe one is slightly more vivid than that, the crushee knows that (we shared a very cordial and unexpected hug once) and that's all she wrote.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG crush on that telecom dude

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops i forgot to log out!!

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Still, Daddino, you've got taste.....

(x-post, ahem)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Still, Daddino, you've got taste.....

Hush, child. I've got an image to uphold!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

jack cole and msp: i love both like a $100 piggly wiggly spree.
hstencil: ~~been there done that~~ went on a dinner date last time he was in town.
JasonD: I miss him very much since he's no longer a single man.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ned!

Aw.

apparently, Ned and I are sycophantasmic over Matos

We must have excellent taste in men.

I've got an image to uphold!

An image to upload?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoo-hoo! Yay being crushed upon in a low-level way!

Anyway if I meet you in December then I will be able to make you rue having once admitted any form of crush. Mua-ha-ha!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not trying to be witty chris. i'm just sick and not really crushing at the moment.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Liar.

― Bam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You're getting into a whole weird area here, Sam.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

get well soon sam!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the fever. I think I'm delirious.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

delirious with love! (or fever)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

aww this thread is cute!!

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

j'adore!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine's Geeta, of course.

― l'anonyme, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

fite!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine are, in no particular order:

Tep
JasonD
Sam
nickalicious
Chris V.
Chris P.
donut bitch
Andrew
Trayce
Bryan
Carey
Ally
Sean C.
stevem
kate
and Dee the Lurker.

― captain obvious, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot Mr. Diamond

― captain obvious, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i know who l'anonyme is but i should not say.

― industrial strength, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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zucchini bitch

(xp)

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

aw bless

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I crush on the South Hemisphereans en masse. Every one of them is cool as hell.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, i certainly now have major crushes on batter, squash, deep frying oil, dipping sauce, parmesan cheese, Jody and Chris's pics, and Jess's gutbusting pic contribution. That's at least seven more crushes than before this thread. HOORAY!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna know who it was who crushes on me, and are they mentalist.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope it's jess. *wink*

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it wasn't me Nick - i'd have come straight out with it.

― jed (jed_e_3), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, I gotta start paying more attention around here. Or like, any attention. Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 November 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(and don't worry, I'm "crush-less" too, that makes us unusual)

ATTENTION NICHOLE GRAHAM

I mentioned you lady (before you wrote the above), so don't think you get away that easily!! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

just finished reading the last four hundred posts.

now. i want to die

― Vic, Friday, 7 November 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Vic, i think you are great, jst cos you thought i was a gay guy!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to eat something but looking at food "makes me wanna barff"

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

You thought I was a gay guy aswell?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Well yr pretty effeminate

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*sniggers* well there is a reason for that!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Again, Hungus crushes you all. I like that im the "Woostah" guy. ;)

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hanna

OMG, I'm on Martin Skidmores crush list! This is the best thing that's happened to me all week, except for maybe the excitement of being stuck in the elevator for 10 minutes yesterday. Is this really me or is there a smart and funny Hanna hanging around here that I don't know about???

― Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, and she's STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's really you, Hanna - having posted a very nice picture of yourself recently is the main reason, I think. You're the first person to ever react like that to my interest, I think!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The logical conclusion of this thread would be to go all the way...instead of an FAP, have an FAF (Fancy A Fuck) and those who wish to do so can all congregate in the basement of the Glasshouse Stores and shag each other senseless.

And is anyone else up for this?

(nb: asking the rhetorical and vaguely satirical question "and is anyone else up for this?" does not presuppose that the writer himself is "up for this")

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Most people aren't taking this thread this seriously.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that's right. its an amusing read.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Most people aren't taking this thread this seriously.

Apart from yourself, of course.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And if you are going to comment on posts I make, it would be worth reading them properly before you do so, in order that you don't miss out significant words in them such as "satirical."

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with Julio. satyrical right.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Satyrs are always right.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 7 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially when they're called 'Charles'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a big crush on Ronan.

errr, I have logged out properly, haven't I?

― regular posting anonymously (dirtyvicar), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it was you anyway Ian love.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

trife! ive had a crush on trife for 2 years!

― guess what, Friday, 7 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The rumors are still out on me having gotten a "mess" on trife's Push Button Objects poster, so i guess by default I've always crushed on trife.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HULK CRUSH!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohmygod, I can't believe nobody said that until now.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not even logging out for this. A long-standing, cool ILX0R whom I'd like to have a drink with crush has been renewed BANG POW by that newest pic of Lady Di!

K-ROWR!!

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Annouschka Annouschka Annouschka ya ya

― crusha, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Kirsten and RJG!

― hey, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

just reminded of daria g!

― loggy mcout, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

if, at first, you don't succeed.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 November 2003 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Too new for a crush!
Will one arrive?
hm

― penelope (penelope), Thursday, 13 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Despite never having seen a picture of her I think I have a crush on Jeanne Fury. Must be the name. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, me too a bit - and the thong/briefs thread helped. (Not that she posted a pic of herself in thong/briefs, for any pervs rushing to the thread, she just said exactly what I thought at one point.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 14 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne Fury thirded.

― who could it be, Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Fourthed.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 27 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn it, I still wonder who captain obvious is.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

*snaps out of thought*

*waves a friendly hello at Jeanne Fury's direction*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh good, a crush thread. I have always had a bit of a harmless crush on Jess, even when he’s intolerable. I’m sorry for not logging out and being anonymous to say this, but only if it embarrasses Jess.

In real life when I have a crush on people, it's impossible for me not to show it. When I like people, I want them to know.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i too have a harmless crush on jess ::blush::

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Thursday, 27 November 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

You know jess, I'm not the girlfriend that dumped you; I didn't shit in your cheerios; I didn't pick you last for basketball when we were in junior high; I wasn't the one who laughed at you when the jocks tripped you in the hall and made you drop your shit all over the floor or pantsed you during marching band practice; I'm not the one who fired you from your first job; I didn't run over your pet, nor did I crash into your car and not leave you a note. Whatever the cause of all your fucking nastiness is, I DIDN'T DO IT.
For the fucking love of christ, just leave me out of it, okay? Go live your miserable little life if that's what you need to do, but back the fuck off me.

-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:55 (3 years ago)

― gershy, Sunday, 7 October 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

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