this is the thread where i dream of stranding jess in a world full of puppies, bunnies, ballons, jello and pretty pastel colours

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just for the sake of it, like...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

he's already stuck on ILX Dave

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

baloons. obviously. (must re-read posts, must re-read posts).
and damn, i forgot: alt-country records, too...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.moggies.co.uk/html/3kitties.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and if he deletes it do another one dave (if you have the time that is).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan otm

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

also, you're a grown man stelfox.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, he's "stuck" on ILX. There's no way he could stop posting here.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Balloons.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, NA you're right but you gotta admit what Ronan said was funny.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a picture thread, right?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

Ronan is otm.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

okay suzy, mea culpa. i'm a terrible typist. i apologise.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

like howard the duck, trapped in a world i never made.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

with occasional exceptions all ILE is now good for is periodical meta threads where people make stupid jokes about how crap it now is.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

we all made it, don't try wriggling out now

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

alt-country and ebony and ivory by stevie and macca playing constantly in the background

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i am quite ashamed i don't come to an internet message board to let people know the "real me"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes god makes a message board so special it can only stay un-crap for a little while

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You are like a modern day Tommy and we are your acid queens. I think.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

there's no room for shame in a this particular world, jess

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(must re-read posts)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Instead, you come here to be a mysterious stranger?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the fact i'm even posting to this suggests just how hard i am trying to avoid writing.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll be telling me you're not hobbits next!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

no shame, just prelapsarian bliss

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the fact i'm even posting to this suggests just how hard i am trying to avoid writing.

i fucking created it, mate, how bored do you reckon i am?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave, aren't you from the UK? Why are you saying "jello"?

I read prelapsarian as selparian* => let's all tell each other horror stories ov GOBLINGS!

* I may not have the name right here.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

what does stelfox mean?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"bald cunt"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave, aren't you from the UK? Why are you saying "jello"?

so everyone can understand it... trying to create an entente cordiale across the ocean...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

well, i'm not bald, but hey, the rest fits...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(funnily enough, this world is actually my own personal hell, too, so this is not easy on me, either)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

so is RJG

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

so wait - do jess and dave not like each other?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newquestions.php?board=46

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no massive problem with jess, i just think this would be funny

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you *bows*

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

that wasn't to me... oops

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what does RJG mean?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"bunny"

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.ripway.com/2003-7/13884/carpenters.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU TOO!

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/spencerchow/jess.jpg

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i have been waiting for that the whole thread

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

But you never thought it'd be me, did you Fredo?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

my cheeks helpfully store nuts for the coming winter

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

VISIONS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

This is truly the worst thread ever, I kind of want to cry right now.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

don't look at me.

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww, lickle Jess (who looks like an INDIE GURL I used to know* come to think of it)

*not in the "taking tea with the parson" sense

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i am the most effeminette 6'7", 200+ (haha by some margin) man you will ever meet

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

you're 6'7"

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Crikey 200+ are you GANDALF?!?

Jess I think you should come over to London just so I can see someone who is 6"7 - I would also be curious to see if your head poked out of the top of the aeroplane for the duration of yr flight.

mmm, breezy

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't Osama 6'7 210?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess is enormous. When I met him, the first thing I blurted out was "God you are so tall!!" He made Spencer and Tom look like midgets and they are both quite tall men.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Why isn't he nba instead of ilx?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Grow a beard Jess go on go on DO IT DO IT

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

because it would be like jerry lewis playing basketball

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The French would love you!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Most vertical primate!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's that ice hocky playing monkey when you need it?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sergei plays for the mighty ducks now.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

god is punishing me

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I ain't god

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess looks SO like Ally.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

separated at birth? didn't we establish some shared parenthood somewhere along the line?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

< /probably tripping balls as usual>

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

wtf

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

Jess, are you in action?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/slg/bitmaps/wobbly.jpg

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

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