Deadly Tedly's Civil Rights Quiz of Death

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At a press conference supporting the establishment of a Michigan Dove Hunting Season, rocker Ted Nugent declared: "I'm Rosa Parks with a 12-gauge". This is because:
A) He has a political agenda and an eye on elected office and equating himself with Rosa Parks guarantees him media coverage while giving a wink-wink-nudge-nudge to his bigoted supporters.
B) He really thinks that there is a strong paralell between putting yourself at risk by standing up to institutional racism and being able to legally kill and eat the traditional Christian symbol of peace.
C) He's a hairy windbag spewing nonsense
D) Doves are white

― BrianB, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

he wants Outkast to write a song about him?

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Has Nugent ever made any inroads at all in the UK? I done never heard of him except fer Americans hating on him.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

OutKast sucks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

they don't have their own grilling book, for sure....

― badgerminor (badgerminor), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent. The official ILE answer will go down as:
E) Who the fuck cares?
Which is the correct response in this case, I think.

― BrianB, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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