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How come I waited until I was 22 to see this film??

Walkoff, my place. If yer tough enough.

(And is yr man Hansel obliged to wear a silly cowboy style outfit in every single film he appears in?)

RELAX!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hansel-watch:

'I Spy' was shit.

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't half want an ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

What else has he been in? To be fair to my forgetful film brane I've only seen him with yer TENENBAUMS.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Chocolate one for me pls!
For sarah...
http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/2001-fall-flicks/zoolander.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

'Shanghai Noon'/'Shanghai Knights'
'Meet the Parents' = classic
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, dunno...
www.imdb.com

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My favourite film is Meet the Parents, you should def check it out.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Shanghai Noon is definately a classic, since, as the Onion review, put it, the guy is a walking anachronism.

SO many movies would have been improved by following around the Owen Wilson character. That one actually did.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Zoolander, first thread

Moisture is the essence of beauty!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I can never dance to Frankie Goes To Hollywood without DOING MARTIAL ARTS! (Ok this wasn't exactly born out by the wedding but I don't think the happy couple would have appreciated KUNG FOO moves to their first dance).

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah there goes my laziness.

TALK ABOUT HANSEL THEN!

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

You could pretend that you'd been brainwashed!

Is Behind Enemy Lines terrible? I would have to suspect so.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Also I continue to refuse to believe that Ben Stiller + Owen Wilson + Snoop Dogg = new Starsky & Hutch movie, and intend to refuse to beleive it even after I see it.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

When is 'Meet the Fockers' coming out?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

is it coming out at all?

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Bottlerocket = Owen Wilson's pinnacle to date

― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

WAITWAITWAIT Tom and Isabel used "Relax" as their first dance???

SHOCK AND AWE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.canalcine.net/imagenes/zoolander-1.JPG

Mugato's little kick of the heels walk is the best ever.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Power of Lurrrrrve (actually)! but ISTR that Relax was played later on and I may have been drunk enough to try and "subtly" ie "drunkenly" work in a few martial arts styled hand gestures and taps of the heel.

What a heel.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that they did the first soppy romantic dance to "The Power of Love" and that the first line of said song is "I'll protect you from the hooded claw" is the final confirmation of their love and genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

hee hee. i think "Get back to your posts, ASSHOLES" is his pinnacle.

"'You lost your shit?' Did you even ever have your shit?!"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/STUVWXYZ/Starsky-and-Hutch/images/starskyandhutch.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 19 January 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Behind Enemy Lines is great! I made a really funny joke while watching it but now I can't remember what it was, I should watch it again instead of cleaning up and doing laundry like a housewife.

― Allyzay, Monday, 19 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

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