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Will it make me big and strong?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

No it will turn you into the opposite sex!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

bovril's ok, but I prefer marmite

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Where can I find Bovril in the DC/Baltimore area?

Can I mail order this Bovril?

What type of wine goes with Bovril? (assuming red)

Can you use soy in beef's stead?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there's nothing like it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's marmite all the way cos it's veggie.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

He was great in "Le Circle Rouge"

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Do they serve it at Medival Times?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vintagepostersonline.com/food/Bovril.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

you can get bovril here http://www.britmart.net/ I't squite scary how many food sites for expats there are

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

haha that bull is so masculine it has a tash!

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

This brand of Bovril is one you can trust. Thats what I gather from their advertisement at least. That bull is no fucking joke.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Bovril could do well in the US if they marketed it differently. As Extreme Beef Barbeque Sports Drink or something like that.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

SPREAD EM! DARK VARIETY PASTE

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Have a cow!

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if bovril has any other use...like a bovril acne prevention facial mask? Engine degreaser? Chalk board cleaner?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

bbc america sell marmite but not bovril.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I know this is a bovril thread, but is there a big difference between marmite and vegemite?

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Suposedly there is, but they both taste like Satan's ass to me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like Satan's ass and butter on sourdough toast, please.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Some would pay dearly for that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

this is soup stock right?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what all the North Americans thought, but apparently it's a "beef tea."

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking of OXO

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.andmas.co.uk/womansworld/food/recipes/irishstew/images/oxo.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/ephemera/images/meded01.jpg

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not paying more than .85, Raggett.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, okay, a dollar. But that's it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

For a special treat, spread Satan's ass on toast and dip it in egg!

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That costs $1.50, Nemo

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, who made you the keeper of Satan's Ass.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

BEEF TEA!?! Please tell me it comes out of the lady cow when she's horny.

― 0+>, Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The job was done because nobody dared step up, Ed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Gas, grass, or Satan's ass. Nobody rides for free.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Raggett's ass, well, that's another story.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord. I seem to have just made myself Ned's pimp.

Do I have to split profits with Dan?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Any pimp/ho relationship in which Dan is the pimp = just plain wrong.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm - maybe I can make him into one of my hos.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I have missed this apparent transaction.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It was here: Raggett's ass, well, that's another story.
-- luna (luna_cee...), November 6th, 2003 11:07 AM. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 7 November 2003 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

bovril is the stuff of the universe -- it is made of indestructible phlogiston obv

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

yuk, yuk, yuk

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss it at the footie

― chris (chris), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

bovril = ick

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Too true. *hides the fact that she has never had bovril 7 never will due to being a veggie*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

it is entirely made of the bits of a beef that are not usually considered meat

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont dig on bovine in any way shape or form!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bovril and margarine on hot hot toast - best breakfast ever.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

bovril spread on a dripping cake, even better.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

In the year of 1870, in the war against the Prussians, Napoleon III found that his armies could not 'march on empty stomachs'. He therefore ordered one million cans of beef to feed his starving troops. The task of providing all this beef went to a Scot named John Lawson Johnston. Unfortunately, Britain did not have a large enough quantity of beef to meet the French people's and Napoleon III's demand, so Johnston created a product known as 'Johnston's Fluid Beef' -- later called Bovril.

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:50 (eighteen years ago)

Which has now been turned into some sub-Marmite shit with no beef in it. Why even bother any more?

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, apparently they put the beef back in.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

eight years pass...

This revive is to facilitate the coming clash of titans between imago and vegemitegrrl regarding Bovril and its place in civilized society.

― Aimless, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:55 (ten years ago)

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