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Hunter S. Thompson’s Caribbean adventures coming to the big screen
By Frank Griffiths
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — It was 1959. Fired for kicking in a candy machine at a small-town newspaper, Hunter S. Thompson fled to Puerto Rico, where his vagrant journalist lifestyle inspired his first novel, The Rum Diary.
Thompson’s boozy year marked by cockfights, bowling alleys and pursuit of the governor’s daughter is now being made into a movie, starring Johnny Depp, who first portrayed the legendary cult writer in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
“I didn’t know Johnny Depp could act until he played me,” said Thompson, 66, during a telephone interview from his home in Woody Creek, Colo.
Puerto Rican native Benicio Del Toro makes his directing debut, and Nick Nolte and Josh Hartnett co-star. Shooting is scheduled to start in December.
According to Thompson, he was working at the Middletown (N.Y.) Daily Record when the candy machine cheated him of a nickel. After he smashed it and was fired, he moved to New York’s Adirondack Mountains to begin a novel, living off unemployment cheques.
Then a sports editor opening at the San Juan Star grabbed his eye. Thompson was rejected by managing editor William Kennedy, who went on to win a Pulitzer in 1984 for his book Ironweed. But Kennedy predicted that Thompson would write “the great Puerto Rican novel.”
Thompson then covered cockfights on the outlying Puerto Rican island of Vieques for El Sportivo, which was billed as the Caribbean’s Sports Illustrated but turned out to be little more than a doomed bowling tabloid.
To supplement his income, Thompson worked as a male model for Bacardi Rum and wrote freelance articles. He lived in a wooden beach shack in Loiza, a community of mostly Yoruba slave descendants a 25-minute drive from the capital.
“It was the best house on the beach,” Thompson said. “I would take some scuba gear and pick up those big lobsters off the reef with rubber gloves. It was perfect.”
He commuted to San Juan on a motorscooter to frequent El Patio de Sam, a local watering hole still hopping in San Juan’s colonial district. For fun, he would shoot rats at the San Juan dump with a .357 Magnum.
“My only regret is that I didn’t run off with the governor’s daughter,” Thompson said, unable to remember which daughter of former governor Luis Munoz Marin caught his fancy. “I still have a seashell she gave me in Aruba.”
The novel begins with reporter Paul Kemp on an airplane bound for Puerto Rico. He joins the San Juan Daily News — modelled after the paper that turned Thompson down — in the midst of financial problems on an island aflame in political turmoil.
Like Thompson, Kemp finds himself trying to balance his job and a cast of imported misfit colleagues with his appetite for rum and sun.
“I was writing about what it was like to be among vagrant journalists,” Thompson said, confirming that most of the book is based on reality.
“Fiction is based on reality unless you’re a fairy-tale artist,” Thompson said. “You have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material you’re writing about before you alter it.”
The book was initially rejected by an agent and got buried beneath Thompson’s other projects. Resurrected 40 years later and published in 1998, it offers a glimpse into Thompson’s youth before the hallucinogenic episodes famously chronicled in Fear and Loathing.
It came before the spawning of Thompson’s gonzo brand of journalism where fiction is, in his words, truer than any reportage. Today Thompson, 66, has written more than 10 books, writes a column for ESPN.com and is a regular contributor to Rolling Stone.
He plans his first visit back to Puerto Rico since those halcyon days to act as consultant once shooting begins in December.
“We’re going to come down and take over the island.”

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HOORAY!!!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

am I being naive for thinking this film will actually be interesting and entertaining?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay! I love Depp-as-Thompson.

(I can't help but hear Tom's post in the voice of Dr. Zoidberg)

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Depp+Del Toro+HST=automatic classic

I'd throw in Gilliam, but this doesn't sound like it would benefit from his style.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me"

This movie sounds cool and all, but this guy's an asshole.

Miggie (Miggie), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

why would anyone assume this movie isn't going to be fantastic?

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm curious what "the directorial debut" of Del Toro is gonna look like on the screen.

Depp is very good at playing HST; they're all pally and shit.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: the possible terribleness of this movie vs the genuine beyond-the-pale what-the-fuck-HAPPENED-here? terribleness of "where the buffalo roam"

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This movie sounds cool and all, but this guy's an asshole.

OF COURSE HE'S AN ASSHOLE. He basically made his career out of being one.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

For fun, he would shoot rats at the San Juan dump with a .357 Magnum.

this will happen within the first two reels of the flick.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.crossnet.se/mountup/gallery/th_hebrews7_28.gif

Dada, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Meanwhile, back in the land of terrible films

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, mr. mann - terrible, wtf¿
defend yourself dammit¡

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

that "Day After Tomorrow" looks like the best movie of all time!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This is in the running for best of all time:

Ashton Kutcher+Time-Travel Mentalism

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

Looking for a perfect storm of terrible, terrible, things? I give you Easy Rider: The Ride Back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWJ43MxzJM

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

Boss Baby (2016)

A suit-wearing briefcase-carrying baby pairs up with his seven-year old brother to stop the dastardly plot of the CEO of Puppy Co.

Kevin Spacey ... (voice)

Alec Baldwin ... (voice)

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:05 (ten years ago)

Could go either way.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

Yeah that has potential

walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)

ADMIRAL BABY, this fall on FOX!

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100523204051/simpsons/images/7/7e/Admiral_Baby.png

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

As an adaptation of the SNL sketch, thumbs up. As an animated project with Kevin Spacey voicing the baby...I kinda can't imagine that people actually funded the idea.

Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 January 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)


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