THESPARK.COM TOOK MY IDEA AND I AM VERY UPSET!!!

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FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

thespark.com is going DOWN. Somehow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

:( :( :(

This was my grand money making scheme for next year :(

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you could make yours different by having it be funny.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ally this is at least two years old

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It involves my sister: it is automatically funny.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

you should get her to post here, maybe.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah ditto - that's way old.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not introducing you people to my sister.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I misread the thread title, thought it a contraction of Thespian and Park. I was anticipating an Anthony Hopkins-themed log flume. Oh well.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i remembered this 'project' as being totally funny, and it sort of still is! whatever happened to christian rudders anyway?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, we could always put her on eBay if it makes you feel better.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I've actually convinced a female friend of mine to let me take sexy photos of her and auction off a date with her to the highest bidder. Rock!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, the fact that you're NOT introducing us to your imaginary sister is proof that the Spark should be suing YO ass.

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I have 3 sisters! They aren't even imaginary! I kind of wish they were.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I meet the one who work(ed/s) at Hooters?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

aw, bless

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

He stole Sean's name too? Can we kill him?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

...soooooo can I?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Thos sisters of Ally's aren't imaginary? I thought she was just pretending she had sisters?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they really exist. The fact that Allycat is choosing to not answer my question leaves me to speciously infer that she is arranging a chance meeting like a good little matchmaker.

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn! I thought both sisters were just Ally with different hair.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

My sisters don't even look like me! And I have three of them! Why would I make this all up?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ducking me AGAIN!!! DO YOU SEE??

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ally, take a pic of them with your glasses on, and we'll judge....

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

You have three of them??? Your poor parents.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i have five

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, you must've been spoiled rotten.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

not really :(

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well then you missed out on your birthright buster.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

This is one of my sisters:

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/james.jpg

She looks nothing like me.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

waaah

i had to share it with my three brothers

(xp)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I want the one who's not a pre-op tranny

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks a lot like you.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, Ally's obviously taking the piss now. I swear she only had one sister when I joined this board. Now she has three.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have a beard bnw!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

But you do have a dapper hat, don't you?!?!

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that's her sister... Ally has emo glasses...

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

To go with your emo CD. Isn't that right, dear?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

OK EVERYONE HERE IS A LARGE PHOTO OF ALL THREE OF MY SISTERS AS YOU CAN SEE NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ME.

NOW I AM SELLING THEM OFF TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. DO WE ALL GET IT NOW?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I just cashed a 190.00 check. Is that enough?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe, let's wait til morning and see what turns up.

― ALlyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

OK EVERYONE HERE IS A LARGE PHOTO OF ALL FIVE OF MY BROTHERS AS YOU CAN SEE NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE ME

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish the Power Rangers were my sisters :(

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What's up with the womanly hips on that pink brother?

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, the sister on the right does rather look like you. I'd link to a picture of my sister if I had one, but she and I supposedly don't look much alike.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a mug shot, Ally?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish!!

Is the one on the right the short hair one or the long hair one with glasses?

This is the worst thing I've ever posted.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

With glasses.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Note to bidders: my sisters know their rights from lefts.

Yeah, that sister sometimes gets mistaken for me. By my dad. When he is having his "special time" with his pain medication. Or distracted by the History Channel.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The middle one has a bit of that crazed Ally grin.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

So does Jess!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Which is the bearded one?

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The one in the middle. That was her Halloween costume like last year; she went as Sigmund Freud.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Now, I note that Ally posted a picture of three women. But where was Ally? And how do we know those three women were her sisters?

I demand satisfaction or I will never trust anyone again.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, fuck...

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the worst picture ever of all of us together but it's the only one that exists in scanned format.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and they must wear emo glasses so that we can adjust our bids accordingly.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that jess's grin?! It's frightening me.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/lipps.gif

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

OK EVERYONE HERE IS A LARGE PICTURE OF MY BROTHER AS YOU CAN SEE HE IS NOT ME.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/cad/elvis.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

THis has gone silly.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Happy Jess v. Dour Ally

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you make clear whether you are taking bids on them individually or as a job lot?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 6 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Either way, it's one less sister to have.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i bid 40 quatloos on the newcomer.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got two younger sisters if anyone wants them. One is 23 and the other is 21. They both have boyfriends. In fact, one of them is sort of engaged. But f it. You can have them if you want.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

3 sisters + 2 sisters = 5 sisters. We should combine forces and sell them to Aaron's 5 brothers!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Errr when I said Aaron I meant Andrew.

Shit I killed the deal before it even started, didn't I?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

And they could do song and dance numbers together like Seven Brides for Seven Brothers!

Or not.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Which sisters get the two brothers that are women?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

OOOOHHHH YES! Tham Sobbin' wimmmeeeeeennnnn...

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah, your idea is the best one to come out of this thread so far.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bless yore beautiful hide
Wherever you may be
We ain't met yet but I'm a'willin' to bet
You're the gal for me

Bless yore beautiful hide
You're just as good as lost
I don't know your name but I'm a'stakin' my claim
Lest yore eyes is crossed

Oh, I'd swap my gun 'n' I'd swap my mule
Though whoever took it would be one big fool
Or pay yore way through cookin' school
If'n you would say "I do"

Bless yore beautiful hide
Prepare to bend yore knee
And take that vow 'cause I'm a'telling you now
You're the gal for me

Pretty and trim but kinda slim
Heavenly eyes, but oh that size
She's gotta be right, to be the bride for me
Bless yore beautiful hide
Wherever you may be

Pretty and trim but not too slim
Heavenly eyes, and just the right size
Simple and sweet - and sassy as can be
Bless her beautiful hide
Yes, she's the girl for me

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You rang?

― Bob Fosse (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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