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which one do you want? which one do you want to be?

― ethan, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Man, they're both blah. And they've awful taste in men.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why can't i have both?

― jess, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, wait - Ethan says my answer is boring. So:

Remember that scene in _Requiem For a Dream_? Near the end? Ass to ass? That's how I want 'em. Hells yeah.

Now everyone'll think I'm a psycho. Ha ha!

― David Raposa, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn it, Jess.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Betty, duh. She's smart, she's adept, and she's not a priss.

― Sterling Clover, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

David, hell yes! That is how I would have 'em.

― Hank, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am completely pinefoxed by this question, what am i missing?

― carsmilesteve, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Veronica's a priss? I thought she was the raven-haired ne'er-do-well bitch and therefore my pick.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to buy all of the comics just for Veronica. She had the looks, she had the wardrobe. Betty is just so blah - anyone with hair that yellow is bleaching it. I did like Josie, though. And the chick with the skunk stripe.

― Kerry, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Carsmilesteve, they are characters from the Archie comicbook series.

I like Veronica best.

― jel, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a Midge man.

― Andrew L, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHat's up with Jug head wearing that crown? was he MR?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i could quote a kevin smith movie here but i won't.

― ethan, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

from chasing amy.. because ethan really wants to quote this -BANKY- Because he wanted them both at the same time, you assholes! He never chose one because he was trying to get both of them into a three-way!

― kevin enas, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the above was a respone to "Archie and Jughead were lovers." i think

― kevin enas, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

actually i was referring to the bit about jughead wearing the crown because archie was his bitch.

― ethan, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

JUGGIE is a JUNKIE. or, if you prefer "JUGHEAD is a DRUGHEAD"

He was great until the rancid entry of Hotdog, who has his own series on the Archie line. Who reads this (besides me)? or, if you prefer--- Who reads this & enjoys it?

Betty is gosh-all CREEPY in the Christian "One-Way" Archie. She is a proselyting hussy. Jughead's head exhorts you to start witht he Gospels of John. Christian Archie will loosen your bowels, yes it will.

― 1 1 2 3 5, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jughead prefers pizza to going out with girls as I recall. Mind you, you get to eat pizza, and Archie has never yet managed to do the same with either Betty or Veronica.

― Al, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jughead and reggie were hot.
which reminds me David Wojorwiz(sp) used to these cut and paste jobs using jugheads nose as a massive phallus which would then sodomize archie or moose. He did this when he was 14 or 15 and was deeply afraid he was going to be caught by his rabidly catholic mother.

― anthony, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love them both! I could never decide which one of them I wanted to be more, which probably explains why I've alternated between blonde & brunette so many times and then finally settled on red.

― Tabs, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, many a pre-teen have depantsed the Archies...with those tight outfits, who could resist?

― Kerry, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Personally, I like to white out garfeilds bubbles and write my own dialouge

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither Betty nor Veronica put out, so what's the point of them?

― DV, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Josie.

― Ally, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Betty or Veronica... I should probably go with Betty, but would end up trying to get with Veronica... so I'll just stay home and listen to Josie with my headphones on like every other Riverdale loser.

― JM, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

hey, i am a crazy about betty .she is sweet , charming ,sexy & gorgious.just the kind i like .i want to be like betty very much.

― sukanya, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would choose Betty any day, she's a blonde! She's not so ditzy, and has the "girl next door" thing going for her. That's what gets me going!

― Jake Kasper, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Betty, Betty, Betty. She's sweet, self-reliant, and always willing to think the best of people. Archie totally doesn't deserve her affections. Jerk.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 31 July 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what if we spliced their DNA and created the perfect woman???
Betteronica (that's a sexy name, very NOW, or at least last summer)

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 31 July 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Betteronica: it's a musical genre AND a robot!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 31 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

DUCKLING TO THREAD!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

MIDGE and SABRINA

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you hataz it is Melody.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 1 August 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ally is betty gone psycho

― Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 1 August 2003 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm kind of Betteronica. Honestly "Bettonica" would be a better name.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 1 August 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus - Veronica would be so much more entertaining! Betty is such a goody two-shoes, it drives me crazy. Besides, if you were sleeping with Veronica you could get her butler to cook you all sorts of nice food. (I think this was the basis for Jughead taking a fancy to Veronica at one point, actually.)

Yes, I have read far, far, far too many of these comics.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

But if we're talking any chick from the series, then I'll take Josie and her Pussycats in a gigantic foursome. Aw yeah.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Subquestion: If there were to be an Archie movie, who would you cast as who?

The only match I can come up with is Ryan Philippe as Reggie.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

David Caruso as an aged, bitter Archie.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, they're apparently making a Betty & Veronica movie now. Just the two of them, I think. They better cast Mandy Moore as Betty.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i would cast Conor Oberst as jughead

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

no mention of Midge on this thread?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither Betty nor Veronica put out, so what's the point of them?
-- DV (dirtyvica...), October 5th, 2001.

Veronica puts out for sure. She's hot.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 1 August 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! First google result for "betty and veronica":

http://home1.gte.net/glendeas/dynapi253/bet_ver/set0.html

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 1 August 2003 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear such a link from my work PC...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 1 August 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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