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― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

this is not a thread about sex

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

this is not a thread about old James Dean, coz he's mentioned in too many threads already, my friend

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

this is not a thread about animals, this is not a thread about trees

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS IS NOT A PUNK THREAD!

http://www.sjoki.uta.fi/~latvis/personal/photos/John_Lydon.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Will anyone get the meaning?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad to be here on this earth, living out all my dreams to their worth

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Can it be about dates?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread will not be televised.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.metaphilm.com/images/philms/magritte-pipe.jpg

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*hustles film crew out of the room*

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this next thread is a thread from our new album.

http://www.snakepit.org/ctrickb.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not a thread?

But it is.

Furthermore, it is a thread chock-full of fascinating animal facts.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

e.g. the Blue Whale's whistle is the loudest noise made by an animal.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The typical laboratory mouse runs 2.5 miles per night on its treadmill.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(I could be talking bollocks here. I'm just cuttin' an' a-pastin' from a porno site.)

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

A man can last longer without women than a camel.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

A cat can run about 20 kilometres total in its life...BUT its mileage is reduced if it retraces its steps. That is, a cat running 15km west, then 15km east, then west etc, is effectively immortal.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is not a love song.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

A cheetah does not roar like a lion - a lion roars like a cheetah! (First cheetah record released circa -9579893472397329237BBC. No lion roared before "Lenny", in Victorian times.)

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

there's nothing to see here.

― jed (jed_e_3), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

A zipper, such as is found among jeans, is a kind of fish. (Technically, it is an aborted haddock.)

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Virtually all mammals call the male money-carrier 'wallet', and the female 'purse'. Exceptions include the doberman, and the Egyptian baguette.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Father Fuckface, officially the best penguin guitarist, knows over 220 chords.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is Sunday Bloody Sunday

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not a thread about fksox.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Walls cannot grin.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Floors cannot frown.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dogs can take a kick in the nuts better than half the humans.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are unknown in India.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Finding joy is arbitrary

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

...unless she's dressed like Waldo.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Chimpanzee law: it is correct etiquette to inform others at the beginning of the Monday meeting that your only contribution will be a yawn.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It is not only very dangerous, but also unlawful to shave in most societies (human society being a notable exception).

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin Luther King started life as a credit rating repair specialist, before progressing to pre-school.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil; Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

All lions are strict vegans. All 'zebras' assaulted on TV are constructed from an expensive and stripey form of tofu.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Diarrhoea evolved as a means of attracting potential mates.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Meanwhile, the notion of mates, and mating, evolved as a means of attracting diarrhoea.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

This was in 1957.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Was that a Frank and Walters reference jel?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

BINGO!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit. I feel really bad for poking my nose in now. Sorry.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh. As soon as Ronan asked I dimly realized that this might be the answer. Rah Jel and his obscurantism! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

this is not a thread about old James Dean, coz he's mentioned in too many threads already, my friend

*cries*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not a thread...

... and this is not a post. Just mere letters and words and spaces and sentences. I am not clicking on "submit" to post anything; rather, I click on it because it screams to be clicked, it demands attention, and because it's so shiny and HEY, WHAT DOES THAT DO?

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel you rock.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

My heart says love the world...

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 15 April 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

This is not a thread about any town or population.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

This is not a thread about ILX registration.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

There are times when you can't trust no one, tell me why does that have to be?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

it's a lifestyle?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

This is not a thread about Aaga, Kicks, The Interrogated, Seize The Infidels, Chance, and Laverne & Shirley

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

This song sounds good for you and me

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

You live for the fight when that's all that you've got.

I've decided to treat tomorrow as the first day of 2006. It makes sense for the year to begin in September, season changing, harvest, back to school. New year where it's positioned at present as some sort of post-Christmas let down just won't do. I propose, the 30th and 31st August and the 1st September should be holidays. I'd also keep the traditional new year holiday, we could replace it with some kind of midwinter/summer festival and not feel the pressure. Okay, that is all.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Even years are always better.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

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