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I would like to deny that I ever engaged in the consensual kidnapping of a well-known member of the ILX community.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yes it was all a dreadful misunderstanding

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to deny that my long term substance abuse problem is responsible for my terrible sense of humour

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I had nothing to do with the theft of the keeshka.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i am not colin

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I was never in that place at that time with that person doing that thing.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not a wanker.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.papiton.de/Bilder/Detail/siboxdidnotdoit.jpg

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/sunday2001/swansea/images/shaggy/shaggy_rikrok200x150.jpg

― oops (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not a playa hata. I used to be, but then I refocused on game-hating, and that was a pursuit which eventually proved too dull to even bother with. Now I just dabble in the vapors.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't spit on the platform. I spat on the track.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't lose your stuff. I stole it.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that was like, other kids and stuff

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually good with money!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't steal from your song. I stole from the one you stole it from.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't make the fuckin thing, I just install it

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It wasn't me!

― alext (alext), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't hate all fat people, just you."

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I never slept with my ex.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not like green eggs and ham.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Billie Jean is not my lover; she's just a girl who claims I am the one, but the kid is not my son.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I did not have sexual relations with THAT woman, despite what kate says.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a big boy did it and ran away.

― neil, Friday, 7 November 2003 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never had gay sex with any of my servants.

Actually, I have to admit that any allegations made about me, past or future, that I have heard or not, are all absolutely true. Damn.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not prejudiced!

I hate everyone and everything equally.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never had gay sex with any of my servants.

Martin, I'm very disappointed in you.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I resent the allegation and I resent the allegator!

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was never one of martin skidmore's servants. it was his "family" i was working for, ahem

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

If someone will give me the money to hire a servant, I will do my best to change things, obviously.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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