When did Xtina turn into the mad aunt from "There's something about Mary"?

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or: Pink = worst popstar evah!

― chris (chris), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

First album P!nk = cool
Get The Party Started = ace onna stick
Everything she's done since = complete bollocks

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Why doesn't anyone tell Christina that she's turned orange?

― Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry 'cardo, but everything that woman does repulses me.

― chris (chris), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Pink generally, and I heard a Christina song the other day that very much impressed me. It was called something like 'The Voice Within' and I don't know if it's a new one or what, but it struck me as a terrific vocal performance. If it is new and there is a video, I imagine she will look appalling in it, but she can sing.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i like xtina, without caring about her music or even hearing much. she's in some kind of celebrity terminal velocity. permanent meltdown, permanent emergency. don't stop!

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

First album P!nk = cool
Get The Party Started = ace onna stick
Everything she's done since = complete bollocks

Exactly! I blame Linda Perry (tho' she had little to do w/her new material).

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY MARTIN! _Stripped_ is actually a great album.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

pink is weird cuz she started out as some r&b/triplet hip-hop bad girl (you make me sick) and then transformed into some "aw shucks" alternabrat... then came "party started" which was just an ape of madonna/no doubt electropop although i could have the timeline wrong there.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

_Stripped_ is actually a great album.

When edited. (And I stand by my belief that first album P!nk is ruined by her presence on her own album.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ricardo joto (jammin' on the one=new otm)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

joto is a great idea.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

For those of use who didn't see the MTV Europe Awards:
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20031107/mdf400868.jpg

also,
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20031107/capt.sge.cmt19.071103183509.photo01.default-262x393.jpg

where do other tawdry whore rockers fit into all this?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

like you looked any better JD

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ on a bike, wtf is that on Christina's head?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

MODERATORS! Please add a spoiler to the title (e.g., "Skanky Ho Pix Ahoy") of this thread!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i vote that the thread warning be "WARNING: CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND THE BABY JESUS LIE WITHIN"

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My love for Xtina grows by leaps and bounds. We should all embrace our inner hair disaster.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Xtina so much, a rare chance to agree entirely with Dan.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

like you looked any better JD

damn right i have.

I'm the one on the left, in yellow, with grandpa's fishing glasses on.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, Xtina wins.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.keeffee.com/titans/image2/joto322.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

why is Joto porky piggin' it?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, that's not his skin!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(What did Xtina perform, anyway?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

what's he wearing then? A hoodie half-shirt? is he aerobicizing in the cold?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

He's wearing a unitard! "porky-piggin' it" = no clothes on the nethers

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

" no clothes on the nethers " = the name of the eventual collection of drunken studio outtakes & covers to be released by the Faces.

or Belle & Sebastian.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That's probably the best she's ever looked. Over the top Aquanet miracle on top of her head and all. Beats the Dee Snider thing, hands down.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim totally otm.

― L(E^24) (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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