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what is it and how do you do it with whom? who wants to know?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

oh GOD i don't want to click on this one later today.

Vic, go to ask.com. See what happens.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

a) google
b) vigorously
c) not me
d) see c)

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, I'll admit, I didn't expect this to be a Vik thread. Calm down, cowboy!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

TS: pretty bukkake vs ugly bukkake vs plain bukkake

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

vs Albuquerque.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

i know i could google and stop but it's easier to just ask my worldly and well-read internet friends!! *shrugs*

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

vic, do you have Kazaa? do a search for it. You'll be...enlightened.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Bukkake is either:

A) A tasty Japanese noodle dish; or
B) Covering someone with gobs and gobs and gobs of gooey, viscous ejaculate.

Choose whichever definition you want.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

just as long as he wears a bib, a rain slicker and and protective goggles.

(xpost)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"pretty bukkake" = "ooh, look at the colors!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, white and off-white?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"cream"?

"egg shell"?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

How all the ejaculate contrasts with the purple penises and the color of her face!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

hee hee. it's like an ep of "Queer Eye" GONE ALL WRONG!

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

wow, okay. see i knew i would learn something today!

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Simply put, Bukkake is a mystery as much as it is something which can be explained.

http://bukkakestore.com/what_is_bukkake.html

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I associate the word bukkake with tubgirl, and so I think of nacho cheese, which is an entirely different hue altogether. I'm not even sure if there are bukkake pics on tubgirl but I probably wouldn't want to know.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

that link is work safe fwiw, but don't click on anything else on that page. sorry

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Bah, 'American Bukkake' indeed! They thought they could remake 'The Ring' scarier, and now they think they can make noodles slurpier?

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-three years ago)

but don't click on anything else on that page.

I think I'm going to be very, very ill.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it just me or has bukkake suddenly become an ultra-mainstream reference point? That link that Vic just posted leads to 'bukkake' t-shirts!!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

blame H0ward St3rn.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How can anyone find that erotic?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll tell you a funny story. I went to dinner in Japan at the house of a famous TV comedian, Suidobashi Hakase. He's a protege of Takeshi Kitano. It was quite a gathering, with legendary author and tattooed hardman Ishmaru Gensho also present. We tucked into sushi prepared by Hakase's bald manservant.

Hakase had just published a book in which all his friends narrated their early experiences with masturbation. Kitano and Gensho had whole chapters to themselves. In the middle of supper, my girlfriend announced that I was fond of gansha, a more modestly-scaled and intimate version of bukkake. I blushed, but Hakase and Gensho seemed delighted that I had taken the trouble to learn Japanese customs, and from that moment on I felt like they'd accepted me into their club.

Hakase later married Chie, one of the two girls with whom I was living at the time. She had first introduced herself to him with a playful photo of herself dribbling condensed milk from her mouth. Apparently this is quite a common method of flirtation -- a lover I had in Japan that same year produced, on our first date in a cafe in Nakameguro, a portfolio of photos of herself, one of which featured herself in an open white National Standard zip top, with some white substance trickling down her chin onto her breasts.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

in america they call this: "got milk?"

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

(but Americans are the freaks for enjoying Kill Bill)

(kidding!)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm honestly shocked that no one has mentioned the 'm' word yet.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus?

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Mokkake?

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Missy Elliot?

― Allyzay, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

it's your fremme neppe bukkake

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew I could count on you, Dan :D

― Allyzay, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

mayonnaise?

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM NOW VIOLENTLY ILL MR SINKER I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

BTW thank you Momus for your definitions, as I was apparently confused as to the different terminologies, though that story is totally bizarro.

― Allyzay, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

oh but Kill Bill is terribly violent! fetishistic objectification of women, that's just quaint good ol' fashion fun.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Midichlorians?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

>:D

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Chief?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

J0hn, that ain't gonna fly at 20 til 5:00 on a Friday afternoon, save it for Monday morning.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know enough about sexual psychology or how fetishist preferences map onto the general psyche to speculate with any authority, but from a strictly straightforward standpoint, isn't the emergence of bukkake as another cultural trading card fairly worrisome?

(xpost with John D)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

SEMEN FIGHT! (ew)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(Imaginary Momus rebuttal: "Sperm is life-giving, violence life-sapping.")

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

sigh... Aw, come on Vic.

At least now, I can gleefully say the phrase "The Master Musicians of Bukkake" without acquiring too much ire.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

How does sperm in the face give life at all though, that's my question. No one has babies out their face.

― Allyzay, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it because of the music that the Union 13 album I'm listening to sounds really good or is it the implied sexlessness, thus making me not think of this thread's contents?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, it's moisturizing - it gives new life to your complexion!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Allyzay OTM-shot

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

What are some feminist readings of bukkake?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Skipping 68 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Ha - "bukkake" and "cold porridge" in the same sentence isn't something I want to see!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"ethical angle" isn't really the phrase I wanted there. I'm just thinking that it can simultaneously have many sujective repercussions that will be experienced and viewed as both positive and negative, and the existence of one experience doesn't cancel out the other.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks to the porridge mention I have now just thought of Ready Brek and glowing kids. This is not good.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 7 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

If someone says bukkake is troubling because it's degrading doesn't mean you get to prove that it's not by saying that it's also empowering. Question to ourselves then is does one end balance the other in any way meriting tolerance or indifference, or is a protest neccessary to attempt to correct the imbalance?

But yeah, we're probably all saying the same thing.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and hopefully in my last post to this thread, I think the reason for the growing popularity of the stuff is actually because of the sheer SPECTACLE of the reality and the idea. We can't help but look.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Your search - mountain goats bukkake - did not match any documents.

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahaha! Imagine the things we could have seen...

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 8 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i think maybe there is a confusion about PORNOGRAPHY ---> "bukkake", and actual sex ---> that real people have, of which bukkake probably = 0.0000 percent

wanting to be humiliated = OK, and wanting to humiliate = OK too, i mean anybody that has an issue with this is not clued up, but come on - 60 guys coming into a girl's face? in real life i think 59 of them at least would kind of beg off and say they had some errands to run

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay. So now I have returned and am glad to see this had turned into an interesting discussion, even though I never really imagined this thread getting so big. I was just being lazy when I could have looked something up on my own...it was probably still the wrong thing to do....

...but now I'm really thinking of a lot of things. I like the strains of thought here but I think they could be expanded. For one thing, is it still called "bukkake" (or "gansha" or whatever - are these Japanese terms in origin?) if a man ejaculates on another man's face/body? If a bisexual man just likes to come on faces, whether male or female, is it just a shared fetish when its kept within the same gender, but this degrading/humiliating act of perversity where sexual politics are involved when it's done with a member of the opposite sex ? Isn't all this dependent on the viewer's definition of said terms, aside from the theoretical presence of a "viewer" or third party witnessing the act in the first place?

Which leads me to think of a lot of other things, actually. Isn't this question at least somewhat dependent on finding semen a repulsive fluid? Why is semen considered a dirty or filthy substance in Western culture, or perhaps I should just ask, is it unequivocally? Because I'm starting to recall all these aspects of Indian and japanese mythologies, and the phallic-oriented cultures they were created in, which celebrate semen as this sacred, life-creating substance which is to be worshipped for its power, not winced at...

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 8 November 2003 02:48 (twenty-three years ago)

wanting to be humiliated = OK, and wanting to humiliate = OK too, i mean anybody that has an issue with this is not clued up

Um no, not always. Is it OK for someone to be humiliated if that isn't acceptable to them and is something out of their control? Either we have radically different definition of the term "OK" or I just disagree, strongly. If that makes me not clued up, then so be it.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

but then they wouldn't want to be be humiliated, so it wouldn't be ok, am i missing someting??

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean i assume any situation like this in real life would need to be negotiated and understood by everyone - sorry if i didn't make that clear! but i am assuming that the ACTUAL percentage of people who do this = 0% of the population (though the fantasy no doubt runs into higher numbers than that)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i DEFNIITELY don't mean any non-consensual humiliation; i mean if that's what is understood to be going on, by both/all parties, then it's fine and okay. i certainly didn't mean to imply that anything non-consensual was alright. of course you can PRETEND that something's non-consensual but that's different.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

It's ok Tracer, I understand. I'm drunk too. I love you maaaaan.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, not precisely 0% in that I have done it and seen other people do it (without joining in).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

This has turned into the jizzing at strangers out of car windows thread.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew is a genius.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Two questions remain:

1. What was the 'm' word?

2. When did Dan Perry stop beating his wife?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/images/bukakke_holding.JPG

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 17 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/garethfap/phoneconfusion.jpg

(i'm so sorry, gareth)

― Allyzay, Monday, 17 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

what, does he expect it to come shooting out of the receiver or something?

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

SEMEN FIGHT! (ew)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mike.jb/images/mike_nkomo1.jpg

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

― Allyzay, Monday, 17 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dfHCDRTEL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg

― and what, Friday, 19 October 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

I think that Momus post is maybe the Momusiest thing he ever posted.

― HI DERE, Friday, 19 October 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

It certainly is! It is concentrated industrial strength Momus. Distilled Momus, illegal in most countries and made in a shack somewhere in Eastern Europe.

― moley, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

y'know, this thread is STILL better than another "yo ILX sucks this week WTF" thrad.

-- Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, November 7, 2003 10:24 PM

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

a controversial stance you've taken there big hoos

― J0hn D., Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

As soon as I clicked the thread, my first thought was "Countdown to Momus".

― The Reverend, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://img39.picoodle.com/img/img39/6/10/19/f_earthm_eb864b0.png

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

'Countdown to Momus' = Momus engaging in gansha.

― moley, Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://i20.tinypic.com/fyoj78.jpg

― StanM, Saturday, 20 October 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

O_o

― The Reverend, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://i20.tinypic.com/iggo61.jpg

― StanM, Monday, 22 October 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/37939000/jpg/_37939295_spring150.jpg

― not_goodwin, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

― StanM, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.avitable.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/more-smilies/Avitagrins/bukakke.gif

― gr8080, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/41356824_d838e2068e.jpg

― Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Too far.

― nickn, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/memeshotwad.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJBeC4TUNpo

― Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

odd things come up if you search for "pretty hate machine" without quotes

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

nsfw

http://www.lukeisback.com/2012/08/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-bukkake-mope/

― ○ (gr8080), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

da capo best mucous writing

― jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

I’ve also been a “mope” for hire, as a favor to Jim who personally asked me to, and for entertainment fodder for that doc still not finished by that inept, abusive piece of shit non-producer. The late Sledge also did it, as well as Brandon Iron. It’s a porno circus. Very disgusting but at times entertaining like when a mope would run up to bust a nut before Jim even started filming. That shit was Nast-T! The smell of wads under hot lamps smelled like rotten eggs. The sperm omlet cooked once was vomit inducing. Who jerks off to this kind of shit I’ll never understand. I was always stared at by a closet homo when I did it, too.

― Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

thank you that was horrible

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

"No one who witnessed Ami Emerson eating the 71-load cum omelette was ever the same."

JFCJFCJFCJFCJFCJFC

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

Fuck this is gross

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

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