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do not panic

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"I could care less."

― Skottie, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I really had no idea what "bukkake" meant. I'm horrified now!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a lie.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"That reminds me of an interesting story..."

― Skottie, Friday, 7 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm not being defensive."

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 7 November 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm not being racist, but..." (see also sexist, homophobic, etc.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 November 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but ..."

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 7 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm taking a break from ilx

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

mark- if you can't break the habit, how could I (and I'll really need to in a few months)?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I swear? Fuck, no!

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT SHOUTING

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Is celery al right to eat without cooking!?!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't swear, it sounds like hell!

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Present company excluded, of course."

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"No offense, but"

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

don't fucking swear

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

don't be stupid, you moron

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"No, you look great in the acid-washed slut look, but normally I hate it."

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I ask you a question.

I would like to ask you a question?

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Sunday, 9 November 2003 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything's subjective.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"just relax"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"if you don't stop being so negative about everything you'll never get anywhere"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"of course i love you more than her"

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"i didn't actually have sex with her"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"blow jobs don't count as sex, you know"

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"i'm a pretty laid-back person"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"i tell it like it is"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"i'm not crying"

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"i don't smoke"

― marcg (marcg), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Or even more concisely, words that (can) mean their opposite:

Cleave
Sanction

There is at least one more, maybe two, that I sometimes remember...

― Skottie, Sunday, 9 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"must be Santa."

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"i believe in total honesty"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"there's this barber who shaves all the men who don't shave themselves (and only those men)"

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm only gonna say this once"

― Vonda Shepard, Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

not quite, but close enough (from college):

"what, you don't like the smiths? what are you, a faggot?"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 10 November 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hate to say I told you so".

― David A. (Davant), Monday, 10 November 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cretans are all liars." --a Cretan

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Maybe what about to say is too complex for you to understand."

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do not feed the troll."

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

what a cute baby. he/she looks just like you/your husband or wife/his grandmother/his aunt/his great grandfather...

(sorta)

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

GET A BRAIN, MORANS!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nothing happened"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you"

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"I am not going to lose my temper"

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

'I don't like you but I love you', and, I got these from a Jay McInerney book!: 'Safe sex', 'truth in advertising', and 'I tell it like it is' is a good one, Tracer Hand.

― maryann (maryann), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't mean to say this in a nasty way, but..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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