TS: Angelina Jolie v. Angelina Jolie

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Brother-kissing, Billy Bob's blood-wearing, star of Gia

or

Refugee-adopting, UN advocate star of Without Borders

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Both classic.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

lady can't pick a role for shit!

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Crazy AJ might be tempted to eat your shoulders, though.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Destroy her lips.

L(E^24) (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you've got knives... shit happens". Angelina Jolie on knife sex.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Before they destroy us!

xp

L(E^24) (Leee), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

check out how her name is pronounced on the without borders tv trailer – she's into serious drama now so you best recognize the frenchness!!!

where did gina gershon go btw?

jones (actual), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

the cover of maxim

s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

lady can't pick a role for shit!

It's all been downhill since Hackers (or Gia, depending on which came first).

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 7 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll take any of her versions and elope.

Miggie (Miggie), Saturday, 8 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/SHOWBIZ/06/08/eye.ent.smith/custom.jolie.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

she's pretty but in a hot-alien-on-star-trek kinda way.

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

she is slowing turning into the cat woman!

strng hlkntgtn, Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Mr. and Mrs. MREOW!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

box office gold!! it's #1!

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

cinderella man turned into a pumpkin!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

any title other than cinderella man would have worked better

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Po' Jim and the Bad German

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

America: Rah!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Depression Symbolically KO'd By Man's Man

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Triumphant Piece of Garbage starring Worst Actor Ever

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Some of my friends at the party last night were talking about how good it was, although notably it was more because "I didn't realize just how bad our grandparents had it in the Depression" as opposed to anything else about the film. The history buff in me will be content to read a book.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

i am tempted to see it, actually :(

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

i fucking loved mr. and mrs. smith

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

cinderella man's about the catholic beating up the jew who beat up the german in the 30s right? how sympathetic!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

i will definitely watch cinderella man when it comes on network tv in five years

strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

You scare me, Mr. Blount. Mr. and Mrs. Smith surely should just be redone with puppets and directed by Trey Parker.

I tuned out of caring about Cinderella Man when John Podhoretz started blabbing about how wonderful it was in NROworld. He simultaneously started complaining about Star Wars III with levels of 'that damned lefty Lucas! grrr!' invective even S1ocki didn't reach (but then again S1ocki's a good writer and not a mildly talented propagandist), and then had to post lamer defense after lamer defense when the hordes over there apparently told him to fuck off (he showed a wondrously poor grasp of how the market works, pointing to the first weekend dropoff of SW as a sign it would surely fail -- oddly enough, Cinderella Man has now collapsed this weekend by a similar percentage, a fact I suspect he will say nothing about).

Unintentionally funniest bit from Podhoretz to the NRO crowd -- "Lucas isn't worthy of your energy!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

dude yr boy from the oc (bitch) is in it - you need to represent son!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to see it again tonight after i watch entourage - DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION!!!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

Angelina had never done much for me until the past three weeks, for some reason, I now find her almost impossibly beautiful

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

dude yr boy from the oc (bitch) is in it - you need to represent son!

You are a sick man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 June 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Her latest batch of covers is quite whoa.

I'm the only one here that watched that ensemble luv flick w/ her & Phillippe (sic) & Sean Connery & Gena Rowlands & JON STEWART MACKING GILLIAN ANDERSON YOU LUCKY DOG!

David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

I saw that! It wasn't terrible! And OTM about MF'ing Jon Stewart!

J (Jay), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Play It By Heart has now been added to my Netflix queue. Still harboring my 15 y/o crush on Scully, I think.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

it is such a terrible movie. unfortunately i went through a bit of an angelina-with-short-hair obsession and saw it IN THEATRES. oh the shame.

scout (scout), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Scout OffTM. It's totally average. Above average, I dare say. Charming, too!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 June 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

oops, Playing By Heart, not Play It

The rom-com where she played a bitchy newscaster who had to remember what was good about living kind of sucked.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Her looks scare me. She'll probably look like Anjelica Huston in about twenty years.

Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

She needs to take the shit out of her lips. They look so fucking ridiculous that it actually pisses me off. Find an old high school picture of her. She had nromal-to-flat lips. She looks like an asshole now. She's also an attention-seeking, brainless hosebag. Perfect fit for Brad Dipshitt, really.

PNSRNKLE, Monday, 13 June 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

mr and mrs smith is one of the most morally repugnant pieces of shit to come out this year.

i just returned from seeing it (i was with my parents gimme a break, it was free). people murdered, shot, stabbed, beaten etc., all done with a callous "hahaha". all done by chipper supposedly attractive and "likable" and "good" characters. did anyone else notice it's just a ripoff of true lies anyway? that movie sucked too (and for lasrgely similar reasons.)

on the way out i heard a women complaining out the "sexy scenes". WTF!?! people have their priorities FUCKED UP. ugh.

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

(btw i dont mind violence in films its just i fucking HATE action movie bullshit like this).

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

(except for commando)

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Monday, 13 June 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

oooh, must see it tomorrow. First-rate cinematic sadism, sounds like.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

I thought that about Alexander, so beware. That said, Jolie was definitely the best/worst thing in it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

On the one hand, I'm starting to miss the Angelina that said kuhRAAAAAAYzy shit in interviews, but on the other, I sympathize with her stories of child-rearin', even if I made mine the way god intended - with my penis - and she went and bought hers on the Cambodian black market or whatever.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Mr. & Mrs. Smith was good. It didn't even seem that violent to me - they mostly beat up on each other and people trying to kill them.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/29500/Hot-Legs--29614.jpg

roxymuzak, Saturday, 26 April 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

what the fuck was my problem

latebloomer, Saturday, 26 April 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

i can't see the image, roxy:-(

latebloomer, Saturday, 26 April 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

weird

how's life, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)

Jesus Christ, the guy goes on at length

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:36 (twelve years ago)

Oh right, written by a guy, who gives a fuck what he thinks?

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:40 (twelve years ago)

you can really find anything on the internet

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)

naturalnews.com... all the news thats natch

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:44 (twelve years ago)

these people are obviously way in the margins, but what bugs me is how all that crackpot "natural living" anti-"Western" medicine stuff sort of trickles down into the world views of otherwise sensible folk. like the people who refuse to immunize their children. or more "sensibly" (but really only _apparently_ sensibly) i know parents who decide to give their children _fewer_ immunizations, or have their child receive immunizations that are supposed to take place at a certain age spaced out over many years. i guess that seems like a "sensible" middle ground to them, but it's like the "we give you both sides" canard in the mainstream media. if one side has a bunch of unsupported crackpot theories, and the other side piles upon piles of rigorous studies demonstrating the effectiveness of immunizations, then finding a "middle ground" is so much bullshit.

/rant over

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:49 (twelve years ago)

I never thought you combine a new age health food hippie and a Tea Party conservative in the same person, but judging by the articles he's written, the Natural News guy has found that middle ground:

http://www.naturalnews.com/index-HRarticles.html

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)

on the fringes there are mixes of just about everything no matter how seemingly unlikely

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)

Don't see why it's that unlikely

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)

Mike began his mission as the Health Ranger as a response to his own failing health. At the age of 30, he was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, a disease brought on by poor diet and severe lack of exercise. As a high-powered software executive, extreme levels of stress and cholesterol, depression and chronic back pain were common features of Mike's past.

Searching for answers to his health woes, Mike dove into research; he devoured thousands of books on nutrition, pharmaceutical drugs, wellness programs, the politics of food - anything he could find.

Mike has now made it his life mission to share the most remarkable discovery he made on his quest: the vast majority of all diseases can be easily prevented and even cured without drugs or surgery.

And that's exactly what Mike did. He cured himself of diabetes in a matter of months and transformed himself into the picture of perfect health in mind, body and spirit.

People who have written their own Wikipedia article press release.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

Don't see why it's that unlikely

I dunno, I've met many new age/natural lifestyle people, and read articles by them, but I've never before come across such a combination. I know some new age types are against abortion because it's "unnatural", but this guy also appears to be pro-gun, anti-immigration, etc, and I don't really get how you combine that with a "holistic", "natural" worldview.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:07 (twelve years ago)

Back-to-nature movements and extreme right wing politics have a long history

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:12 (twelve years ago)

It's a generalised anti-authority thing, though, isn't it? 'The man' as represented by the state or the medical industry. Refusal to be told what to do. Rejection of any and all research unless it confirms your pre-conceived notions. Taking individual negatives and rolling them up into a wider conspiracy. Etc.

emil.y, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:13 (twelve years ago)

(Note that those things are not restricted to right-wing nutbags or health nuts.)

emil.y, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

I guess that's mostly in the US, then? Because in here I don't think there's ever been such a common history.

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

I was actually thinking of Europe more than the US, historically

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

But the anti-authority aspect is perhaps more US than Europe

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I don't think anti-authoritianism among the new age people in here manifests as a pro-gun, anti-immigrant stance. More likely they see guns and tight border control as tools of the authorities.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:23 (twelve years ago)

Back-to-nature movements and extreme right wing politics have a long history

http://www.andyross.net/images/heidegger_3.jpg

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)

Has Tuomas heard of this guy? (I hadn't btw)

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

That guy sounds more like a psycophath than a right-winger.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)

LOL, this is true

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

I think we read a thing by him in my ES 101 class. Professor trying to mix it up by introducing controversial ideas for debate.

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

I think that guy is a right winger though and broadly speaking, discourses that encourage a return to a more "natural" way of being are reactionary. You can criticize ecological destruction and capitalism without reverting to a romanticized view of "nature."

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, he was pretty well known (and controversial, obviously) in here. His ideas are usually described as "ecofascism", i.e. he supports the idea that the current human population cannot live in an economically sound way, but also that humankind cannot reach ecological balance via democratic means, so something radical and undemocratic needs to be done to save planet. But I think this kind of "fascism" usually rises from deep biocentrism and misantropy, and isn't connected with the sort nationalism or racism/xenophobia that is usually the trait of extreme right-wingers. Basically, these kind of ecofascists see the whole humanity in negative light, so they don't support "national values" or hate specific ethnic groups.

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

But i think their worldview springs from a similar place... A desire to return to a more natural/harmonious/whatever kind of society and a hatred of the forces that took us away from this ideal. Leftism, in contrast, is about empowering people to take charge of their own society and shape it in a way that will work best for them. Given conditions are to be transcended, not destroyed in the hope of finding the "purer" state that lies underneath. idk i see a deep family resemblance between traditional fascism and eco fascism because both discourses root themselves in a mythology of a purer past that has been "contaminated."

Treeship, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)

Just to make it sure, there aren't too many people in here who would actually subscribe to his ideas; the majority of ecoactivists and Green party members see him as a harmless eccentric at best, dangerous at worst.

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

discourses that encourage a return to a more "natural" way of being are reactionary

well it depends what you consider is "progress". Living in a more natural way is a good goal in my book...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

http://www.memo.fr/Media/JJR_000.jpg

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

I've met some people working in deep ecology who take Linkola's work seriously, while also accepting that he's yknow quite the nutter.

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)

sry i didn't mean to say deep ecology, just environmental philosophy more generally.

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)

It's a generalised anti-authority thing, though, isn't it? 'The man' as represented by the state or the medical industry. Refusal to be told what to do. Rejection of any and all research unless it confirms your pre-conceived notions. Taking individual negatives and rolling them up into a wider conspiracy. Etc.

― emil.y, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:13 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

real talk when i see one of my lefty brethren start talking about vaccinations or GMOs or the 'suspicious death' of so and so that's when i reach for my pop gun

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)

gbx had an otm post a month or so ago along those same lines

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

without going all paranoid/conspiracy theories, I think it's quite reasonable to have some doubts regarding the governments and big companies on health issues.
we've had many examples of scandals related to medication, food, environment, pollution, etc.
for instance HIV contaminated blood that was injected to sick patients in french hospitals in the 80s, lies about the radioactive cloud of Tchernobyl, the Mediator medication scandal, mad cow disease, etc.

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

absolutely! and i'm all about the spread of knowledge on that. i get looks when i talk about the CIA's involvement in the drug trade etc.

just saying that some of these things have solid historical evidence to back them up, and some don't. takes discerning.

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

interestingly, naturalnews was i think banned from facebook for a while? don't remember the deets, but it happened alongside the suspension of accounts of the alex jones/prisonplanet/infowars crew and a bunch of truther bullshit too. they eventually backed off

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2012/12/washingtons-blog-facebook-censors-prominent-political-critics.html (plz take that url with a grain of salt)

so yeah if your looking for a nice stew of crypto-racialist panic and dangerous body-fear quackery, check out naturalnews dot com!

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

*you're

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

oh yeah, CIA's involvement in drug trade is so obvious !
same as the more than active role of the british government, banks and big companies in spreading opium in China in the 19th century for commercial reasons... among the most cynical political decisions ever !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

no time to link right now, but p 1 NYT story quotes assorted medical smartppl who believe this news will lead to premature / unnecessary mastectomies.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/14/opinion/carroll-jolie-mastectomy

on that note, this is kind of gauche but aaron carroll is the shit

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

great catherine!

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/06/angelina-jolie-film-catherine-the-great-simon-sebag-montefiore

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

I was hoping that her forthcoming By the Sea (starring herself and the husband as a troubled couple) would approach the worst of Taylor-Burton camp, but David Ehrlich sez

part EYES WIDE SHUT, part Red Shoe Diaries, part perfume commercial. if there's meat on this bone, i haven't been able to classify it, yet.

but the dude from A SUMMER'S TALE in a movie with Brad Pitt... not something i ever thought i'd live to see. so points for that?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:34 (ten years ago)

first response hall of fame

thwomp (thomp), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

naturalnews.com... all the news thats natch

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:44 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)

there's a thing now where i revive threads and have no fucking idea what the succeeding posts mean.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 03:39 (ten years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/20/angelina-joile-files-for-divorce-brad-pitt/

Alba, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)

http://www.cityam.com/249735/london-school-economics-lecturer-divorce-actor-husband

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 10:30 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

so Jolie has made a Khmer Rouge movie now, and...

guuhhh https://t.co/CjZ8CRl35L pic.twitter.com/NGFxgZMHSE

— Margaret Lyons (@margeincharge) July 26, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

can we get a movie of the making of this movie

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:03 (eight years ago)

this and the new Sean Penn should make for a great double feature

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 27 July 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)


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