What the hell do you look like when you masturbate?

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Ok, is _this_ the worst thread topic idea ever or what?

― mei (mei), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.meirion.lewis.btinternet.co.uk/pics/rubberface.jpg

― mei (mei), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no, what have I, er, spawned?

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Moderators, lock humanity!

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gifs.net/animate/lady.gif

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eastcoastattractions.com/ac%20dc%20young%20alone%20jamming.jpg

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/drohojowska-philp/Images/drohojowska-philp1-18-1s.jpg

― Obvious (Obvious), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

MOMUS OTM!!!!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2001/sep01/sfgp/JPhenk.jpg

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.photohome.com/pictures/mixed/old-faithful-1.jpg

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

totally off topic:

matt's picture of the bicycle rider is from an insanely steep grade (you can't tell just how steep from the picture) on fillmore street @ broadway in san francisco, ca 94123 in between the cow hollow and pacific heights neighborhoods. it is a very punishing hill, two years ago lance armstrong shit his cycling shorts going up this hill and dropped out of the race later claiming stomach flu.

if you look on the right edge of the picture you can make out alcatraz (the infamous island prison in the bay), beyond that angel island, and beyond that marin county.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 9 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I drove thru the presidio at 8 o'clock this morning. It's spooky.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/missfuneralgirl/vannygrunt.jpg

― a sleepyshy speck o' sillysnow, Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i look like lance armstrong shitting his pants

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

did they report in the news 'lance armstrong shits his shorts' or did gygax witness it?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

if there is no such news report then lord custos will surely write it, and present it to us in a wacky font.

― deathisahedgehog (deathisahedgehog), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

candyman candyman candyman

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it was either shit or the ziploc of gravy in his pocket burst.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

did it look like gravy?!!!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, thick brown syrup running down the backs of both his legs.

these pictures convey the grade better:
http://www.cyclofiend.com/Images/SFGP2002/Lap1_crest1.jpg
http://www.cyclofiend.com/Images/SFGP2002/Lap1_crest2.jpg

the sidewalks are steps for the last 2 blocks.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, I forgot that some gravy is brown

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

yes brown gravy, my bad biscuitdude

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus posing naked.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

posting or posing?

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

it strikes me that almost all of the posts here could easily have gone into the "what do you think about when you masturbate?" thread.

― deathisahedgehog (deathisahedgehog), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

A rapidly moving raised spot in the quilt (I stayed in bed an extra hour today in "honor" of winter).

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, I forgot that some gravy is brown

Identity politics has not been in vain.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.qbn.com/topics/562135/

^ lol @ fox news anchors being immature

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 August 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/drohojowska-philp/drohojowska-philp1-18-01.asp

― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 01:39 (three years ago)

that sculpture rules. i first saw it in 09 or 10 at the murakami retrospective at the brooklyn museum, which was an awesome show.

― treeship., Wednesday, 19 October 2022 03:21 (three years ago)

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