i will pay someone $100 american to come and chop off my foot

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― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

kathy bates to thread

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You need to aim for big money like M. Gira -- he once had a thing saying he'd cut off a finger for $10,000.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

it was $100,000. and it was his pinky.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

See, that's MAJOR cash, and the upshot is you look like an American yakuza and will have to fight off the now doughy assaults of Michael Dudikoff.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, how far are you from Center City?

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

like 45 mins. hurry before i find the vicodin and change my mind.

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

what is wrong with goato's foot?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

he contracted gangrene in the vile metropolis of manhattan

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

How about I chop off your foot and you hand over the vicodin?

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If you pay me with 100 americans then I will chop anything you like.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 10 November 2003 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

le gout!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

can you wait till wednesday? i'll be in philly then and i can always use cash!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

How would you fit 100 Americans in your house, Andrew? Think of all the Coke you'd have to buy! THINK OF ALL THAT SODA!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i am sure that at least a few of those americans prefer pepsi to coca-cola, you know.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

stop eating that liver bobby hill!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrmm, you're right. I know I can fit at least 100 attractive Australians in my house, but 100 fat Americans? No way!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - "100" attractive Australians

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"attractive"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"xenophobia"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"quadrophrenia"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Say, on a similar note, does anyone know what happened to Paul "Freck" Morgan, the guy behind http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com? The site seems to be down and Google didn't spit up anything post-Jan. 2002.

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

australians rock my world

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Say, on a similar note, does anyone know what happened to Paul "Freck" Morgan, the guy behind http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com? The site seems to be down and Google didn't spit up anything post-Jan. 2002.

he had trouble finding his feet in the world and no longer knew where he stood

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

*smacks Jim with large trout*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

that's it. ESOJ has won the Internet.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - "attractive australians" - did not match any documents.

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

you can cut off my wart for ten bux.

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 10 November 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants to wax my back? Name your price but if it exceeds $20 CDN you can get fucked.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 10 November 2003 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Name your price but if it exceeds $20 CDN you can get fucked

Just over $20 canadian and we can go all the way!?

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You will NOT want to fuck me after you see the gorilla action I've got happening back there, yo.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

there's nothing more that can be added to this thread. please lock now

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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