For the sake of gender equality: things to put up your ass.

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This is a thread for both boys and girls.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

1. your head

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 November 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

2. dad's watch

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

3. iPod

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

4. cigar tube

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

5. pretzel

(i'm gonna keep referencing Miramax films for this thread)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

6. Spare key

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

7. super Sharpie

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

blunt stick covered w/annoyed bees.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

beer bottles are good

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

thumbs

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dove bars

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

billiard balls
pieces of fruit
garden hoses

(note: kaZaa will kill any remaining innocense you have immediately)

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dry spaghetti.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

gary coleman

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If this one guy I know is to be believed:
http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/images/sales/a-broom-zoom.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Harry Potter books.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Pine cone soaked in resin then glass shards like that Jean Claude van Damme movie where he fights that dude with the pony-tail thats ugly and rapes that one chick after kicking a wall with his shin in the room before the fight when he kills that one guy that looks like Hacksaw Jim Duggen or whatever. Maybe.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

an ass-brush

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

An aromatherapy candle.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you put it up, it comes back out again:

What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a Circle of Life! just like in the bonus version of the Lion King, during the extra-added "insertion" footage.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think in some circles, awhile back, gerbil stuffing was considered a major experience....

― ed dill (eddill), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

the world

― keith morris (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

A prolapsed rectum

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

men

― valerie solanas (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Eddie Murphy started this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr. Doolittle could talk to hamsters.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

bondage

― poly styrene (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

this job

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

matrix

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

A prolapsed rectum
-- DJ Mencap (lackofinteres...), November 10th, 2003.

You've been talking to Ruth then?

― mei (mei), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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