whats grosser than gross?

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okay, you know the drill.

― jess, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and if you dont, then you never went to grammar school and that means you are a toothless ozarks hillbilly. (or, um, a druid. for the brits.)

― jess, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I had a horrible moment yesterday after getting home from the theatre. There was something in my hair that looked a bit like a grain of rice, so I brushed it off and inspected it, only to find the mystery object had a little black head and was wriggling! EEEEEEEW!

― DG, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fucking disgusting?

grossest

― Geoff, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that was part of my pestilence DG. Next you can expect to find a bat.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha! I like bats.

― DG, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We discovered an infestation of beetles in our cabinets this week. Hank eradicated them by throwing out all of the open items and washing down everything else. A stray beetle or two seen since then has me worried that sleeper cells are planning another attack on our foodstuffs.

― Samantha, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The wodge of hair currently stuck in our bath plug is a good contender. Normally it is my job to remove this as it is mostly my hair which falls out in handfuls when washed yet still remains as plentiful as ever. However on this occasion I refuse to touch it as I saw OTHER dark curly hairs from one of the boys in the bath which are now stuck there too and I ain't touching them.

― Emma, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely this thread is just a red rag to Kodanshi?

― Nick, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

TWO Gross.

Actually, this thread reminds me of an old episode of Cheers, where all the regulars are having a gross-out competition. When it comes to Woody's turn, he says "Imagine someone with a really hairy chest picking blackberries on a hot summer's day".

Everyone agrees that's not particularly gross, until Woody retorts "Well you obviously never met my grandmother". Priceless.

― Trevor, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And that reminds me of the grotesque sight of Pete washing up in his dressing gown. Or rather out of his dressing gown, for in order to avoid splashing his dressing gown (which, for the record, is towelling not silk and pretty ancient looking) he removes his arms from the sleeves allowing it to drape oh-so-seductively round his waist. Shudder. Ginger chest hair a-go-go.

― Emma, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, but how else can the Barnet Ape call to his kind?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You won't like this bat DG. He's horny.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Then he'll be rather friendly, won't he? And how do you know, especially in the light of having been warned about your INFERNAL scheme, that I won't provide said bat with a little she-bat to be friends with? Your whole plan is weak, weak, weak,and I still refuse to acknowledge your divinity.

― DG, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I ate Pizza for dinner last night before I went to the Freshers Ball thing that was on. I ended up drinking alot and getting sick a little bit, I stumbled home drunk at some stage. The gross part is that I woke up with a sorry looking green pepper stuck to my hand. All the way through the digestive system and back to fight another day.

― Ronan, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought I won with the rubber band that went through our dog and came out the back end as A SLINGSHOT TURD.

But 'ring sting' is a close second.

― suzy, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I once had a cat who took to nibbling our christmas tree and was known thereafter as "tinsel turd". Ronan, that pepper thing was gross.

― Samantha, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes it was gross........but could you detect the sick sense of pride I take in these sort of happenings.

It certainly says something about frozen pizzas

― Ronan, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

frozen pizzas are the work of the devil! why in ought six we didn't have any damnable frozen pizzas. then again back in ought six we didn't have any i-talians around either. and your kind was workin on the railroads, fitzgerald!

my grossosity: going through a filing cabinet behind my desk and finding, among other things: moldy crackers and a USED CONDOM.

― jess, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Picking up my guy from work oneday I noticed a used condom in the parking lot. There's a swinger's club down the street. ewww.

― Samantha, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When you realise that you've clicked http://www.comp-u-goat.net and your mom walks in and says that's your dad in the picture and then get's HER dick out.

That's really freaked me out.

― goatse-o's, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wow. who knew going to that url would make hundreds of windows of a mans anus appear. great. awesoem

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ah being called fitzgerald. Usually people abbreviate that anymore. It makes me feel more at ease considering I cant remember being called Ronan since I was about 12.

― Ronan, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anymore? er change as you see fit so it makes sense.

― Ronan, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one time in college while in the dorms i threw my keys so they'd land on my desk, instead it fell in the wastebasket. when i reached into the garbage to grab them i picked up a tissue and along with it my roommate's "love juice" all over it....

― ernest, Friday, 5 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yuck! I was just eating my dinner and my mega-old dog came into the kitchen and vomited on the floor.

― jamesmichaelward, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do dogs have cubes of carrot in their vomit too?

― Madchen, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

this thread wuz robbed the firs time around!

all you "filthiest posters" shoulda been on this like flies on shit.

― jess, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That hair/pube combo in the plughole is still there you know....

― Pete, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's cos I'm the only one who ever used to remove it and cannot any more as it is on the very long list of Things Emma Cannot Do With Bling Bling nails. And they are not my pubes anyway.

― Emma, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

in my old rented house i was just moving in, and was going to put clothes and stuff in the drawers under the bed. i opened the drawer, and in it were the following items: box of matches, small lump of semi-precious looking stone, tin full of fag ash, the wrapper from something called a "rubber stuffer" and - most disturbingly - a small plastic model of former Liverpool (?) player John Barnes. THEN when i lifted the matress up to make the bed there was a squeezed-out tube of KY jelly..... ugh.

BTW Suzy's rubber band turd story is HILARIOUS as is the cat who craps tinsel :)

― katie, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ALSO it makes me snigger quite a bit when i post stuff, and it says "we're going to try the insert now". makes me think of prim people having sex, or something. OK, i should be at work. i am sad.

― katie, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fifteen years pass...

eating while a dude next to you suddenly spits out his semi-digested foods within a dangerously close radius and it nearly hitting you

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 10 February 2017 20:59 (eight years ago)

Grosser than u ever can imagine us

― Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Friday, 10 February 2017 23:28 (eight years ago)

I once walked into a bathroom where an old bloke was washing his arse + bollocks in the sink. Then I knelt in some diarrhoea later and actually felt lucky that it was diarrhoea rather than a needle with hep c. Can't grumble though - this was the actual apex of my working career!

― calzino, Saturday, 11 February 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

what the hell

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 February 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

taking my son to the bathroom at the movie theater only to discover someone had actually just shit on the floor in one of the bathroom stalls. a firm little pyramid right next to the toilet bowl. And I was like, how did that happen? It didn't look like someone just missed the target - did they deliberately do that? Were they just too wasted to realize they were not actually sitting on the toilet bowl? Were they angry at/fucking w the cleaning staff? so many wtfs

― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 February 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)

ilx noize dood

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 13 February 2017 17:36 (eight years ago)

lol

― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 February 2017 17:39 (eight years ago)

Then I knelt in some diarrhoea later and actually felt lucky that it was diarrhoea rather than a needle with hep c.

This may be the most evocative sentence I've ever read.

― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

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