Who's in your wankbank?

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damn, you know i was holding off posting this question, but with the glut of dirty threads on ilx, i figure this isnt the worst. so here goes everything. so which people end up being on your mind when you crack one off? ever had any disturbing images creep into you head? thatcher for example?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

your mum

― neil, Monday, 10 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Dylan during his Kabuki era!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

that weathergirl from skynews keeps on making her presence felt

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't had an opportunity to randomly shout out NIGEL SPIVEY!!! in a while now.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

mostly i tend to use people i see once then never see again. i'll just make a mental note of "one for the bank!" and they're in. having people you actually deal with on a regular basis in the bank is dud though. or devilishly classic. im not sure.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Louis Theroux.

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

_____o _____ington

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Beef Wellington?

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Not quite...

― Beefo Wellington (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Bingo Tarkington?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

bilbo baggington?

― Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha "baggington"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

did anyone see that episode of louis theroux where they sent him to investigate the american porn industry, and they auditioned him, and took a naked picture of him, and he was supposed to be erect but he couldnt get it up?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i contain multitudes

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh? was that back in the day, cos it didnae happen last night.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

na it was years back. the same series where he investigated pro wrestling and swinging and stuff

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

so, i saw some girl with a huge rack yesterday. from the tops, it looked like she'd been waxing them. and then i stopped perving on her and went back to my business. but she's in the bank. oh yes.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 17 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 17 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Waxing her boobs? And that turns you on?

Actually, don't answer that. You're very close to a troll at times, you know, Bob.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 17 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

my thoughts exactly! (the waxing part!)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 17 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking of everyone on this board,mmmmmm,ladies, fellas, ladies

― Garibaldi, Monday, 17 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Knock it off, Martin.

no, knock it OFF!

(sorry Martin)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Gurgle
Andrea Catherwood, Prunella Scales, Martha Kearney, MARTHA STEWART!

― Garibaldi, Monday, 17 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I will never be able to look at the "wax on, wax off" scene from "The Karate Kid" again.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kepplerassociates.com/images/simmons.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Spunkigton, I presume?

― Garibaldi, Monday, 17 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Deposit transaction complete

― Garibaldi, Monday, 17 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://landrieu.senate.gov/releases/98/980219_chat3.jpg

I know, I know. I sound like a broken record.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe, sorry for sharing my experience, a little odd i know and it is a bit silly really.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Monday, 17 November 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Currently, Laura Bush.

― Garibaldi, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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