when you're aristocracy I'm sure you have to bugger your servants just to keep yourself from getting bored

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well, don't you?

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you been watching Brideshead Revisted again, Catty?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Still better then that horse he has most nights.
Though it might be more embarsing then getting a leg over Bryan Adams.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was Ryan Adams?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

So did he.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was Don Adams?

― Contrived Comedic Device (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

horace you have found your new name!

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

mmm.... bumming Sebastian Flyte....

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sebastian Bach would be better.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeremy Lyrons, mmmm. HSA physically prevented me from buying BHR on DVD at the weekend. :-(

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I like this one better.

― Strong0 Hulkingberry (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What? How could he do that! Sebastian Flyte and Charles Ryder sunbathing nude on the roof of Brideshead is one of the top five best moments in British television history!

(should this be a crosspost to who's in your wankbank?)

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

In the words of HSA, "there will be no more floppy haired homosexual Oxbridge boys brought into my house!"

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How many floppy haired homosexual Oxbridge boys were you bringing home and how come I was never invited over? sniff....

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You were invited over. You had "better things to do than watch the horny historian" or something like that. Humph!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, the Spiveyparty! That's just on hold until I get back. I'm well up for a Spiveyparty. It's just that I'm, you know, leaving the country in two days and freaking out about it all. And then there's the drugs....

To hear HSA tell it, it's like there's this non-stop parade of floppy haired homosexual Oxbridge boys going in and out of your flat, leaving their robes all over the place, not rinsing their expensive shampoos out of the shower, leaving champagne and nibbly things all over the kitchen, brooding on the balcony, endless lounging and a daisy chain of toenail painting.

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be so lucky...

I'm trying to persuade HSA to get the homosexual Oxbridge haircut, but he's having none of it. Honestly! I want to take him to the "Eton Crop" salon (yes, there really is one) and ask them "Please make my boyfriend look homosexual."

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, The Boy won't go metrosexual, either. He just wants to look like a butch Stephen Chalkypuss. pfft.

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but yer boy is floppier than my boy. And less beardy, too.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

non-stop parade of floppy haired homosexual Oxbridge boys

I have these to spare, I'll just get the rolodex. But the floppy hair is less and less visible in the second hand bookshops of Oxford. Now it's all fins. Tossers.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

No no no no no, don't tell me this. You ruin my view of Oxbridge forever, Enrique. I want floppy homosexuals and I want them now!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmm, maybe they're better in fiction, so I'll recommend:

'Lions and Shadows' - Christopher Isherwood
'The Rock Pool- - Cyril Connolly
'Antic Hay' - Aldous Huxley (sorta)

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Compare and contrast:

"there will be no more floppy haired homosexual Oxbridge boys brought into my house!" (HSA, last weekend)

"I don't want any invalid, washed-up cabaret artistes in my beautiful basement, sir" (Mick Jagger in Performance, 1970)

Hmmm...

I'm growing my hair by the way ;-)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

In the words of HSA, "there will be no more floppy haired homosexual Oxbridge boys brought into my house!"

Hey, uh, if you're not gonna eat that...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oi! Get yer hands off my plate, Chris!

Sigh, Charlie, you've been back in yer Hoxton haunts how long and yer growing a mullet already? For shame! Even Kristian K has abandonned the mullet and restored the flop. You going to Jane's party thing tonight?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Is HSA aristocracy? Or does sound artistry just pay VERY well? I'm wondering how he can afford to sponsor Blackburn Rovers FC.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39492000/jpg/_39492397_beattie_andtaylor203.jpg
Evidence.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post... HSA has some explaining to do! And I thought he hated footie! It being organised warfare and all that... maybe those Combat 84 records aren't ironic after all.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

To be fair his side were very good last night.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Blackburn? Why Blackburn? BlackHEATH I would understand, but this is beyond me.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

They were moneyed in the mid-90s.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

For real, what is HSA? Because there's often talk about HSA around here, my colleagues will be on the phone talking about filling out HSA forms or something like that, and I get very confused.

Cause if HSA is a real company, HSA wants a t-shirt!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

HSA is health insurance that pay cash for treatment, or, if you use the NHS, to get you through being off sick.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I understand. Get you, meaning what?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Like the Triads or the Mafia.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

say you were off sick for a long time and statutory sick pay wouldn't pay the bills you could use the cash to make ends meet.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Then HSA would co0me and do you in for making a claim. Like the Triads or the Mafia.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you mean, "get you through" rather than "get you" - cause I was having Southall style ideas of reprisals and stuff. Like, HSA sends its heavies round to the PALS office to get medieval on us if we don't treat people or something.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

HSA is too nice a lad to be involved in such a nasty business as insurance.

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigh, Charlie, you've been back in yer Hoxton haunts how long and yer growing a mullet already? For shame! Even Kristian K has abandonned the mullet and restored the flop.

I AM FUCKING NOT FUCKING GROWING A FUCKING MULLET!

I'm going for a kinda Brett Anderson c.1994 (and failing miserably), but right now I'm apparently rockin' a vague cross between Lloyd Cole in the mid-80s
http://imv.au.dk/~jfogde/media/cole.gif (I've just realised how much Alex Lloyd looks like Clyod too)
and Jimmy Carr, er, now
http://www.roar-with-laughter.co.uk/photos/JCarr.jpg

Not a good look, but there you go.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah you will have flop, then. You are welcome round our flat. (Though you may have some explaining to do to HSA.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

jimmy carr is fucking awful. in my will i leave him the fuckin' wasing up. gah.

― enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He's not much cop, is he? And his new quiz show Distraction is pure rub. Shame, cos my friend Isabelle Who Knows These Things speaks very highly of his comic talent - I've just yet to see any of it.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

So speaking of quiz shows, has anyone seen Strip Masterbrain?

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

REVIVE!

(I just googled to find the correct Jagger quote from "Performance" and this showed up on page 1 of the results. Who posted the quote? Me. Whathefuh?)

― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

Hey - another good thing about being single! You can bring round all the floppy haired Oxbridge boy pr0n you like! In fact maybe I will go and buy BHR on DVD this weekend.

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

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