Who is Tabitha, and why does she want to have sex with me?

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I've just received a spam email from someone called Tabitha, who is apparently a registered ILXOR, asking if I want to have sex with her!

Well, then.

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone else get this email? or am I her special Chosen One?

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear her mom Samantha is a real witch.

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Cj is the man! (Assuming, of course, you are a man--you're among the many ILXors of undetermined gender to me.)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Catty is my nu-hero.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yay!

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

derwin perry

― goato mountington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, no sex for me. Wah.

I hear she's got a lovely island, though. I wish it were my land.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I dibs Dr. Bombay!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

No sex for me either, what have you got that we haven't CJ?

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Land ahoy!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear she's got a lovely island, though. I wish it were my land.

First laugh-out-loud post of the day! Thanks Kate.

Land a-hoy...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Blimey! I feel so special! But I feel I should reply to Tabitha and let her down gently, since I am Not Really Into That Sort Of Thing.

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad Tabitha's Island is full of all those Hollywood Wives who are just Hanging Around.

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, xpost.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No sex for me either, what have you got that we haven't CJ?

A shenis?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Quiet, you.

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a weird email from a Tabitha recently too. I don't remember an actual proposition, but the word 'sexy' was in there somewhere. I deleted it...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I just got an email with the subject line reading "You Don't Want to Mis My Shemale Schlongs."

No name...I can't accept anonymous flirting like that! Deleted, but if it had been from Tabitha I would have saved it..

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

porn spam disguised as ILXOR?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Tabitha sounds quite eager, actually. Her message to me was short but to the point :

Wanna have sex? email me Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssse!

==
This email was sent by Tabitha (mydadisgay@yahoo.com), a user of ilXor.com.

I wonder how she picks out who to email? I'd have thought she'd just sent the same message to everyone if she were targetting ILX generally. I'm sure she has no idea who I am - I mean, I don't post here much, really. Some people don't even know I'm a girl, fer chrissakes :)

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

If she's a registered ilXor, can the Mods check her (?) email address and kindly ask her to stop spamming people? I'm not really bothered about it - I've just deleted it - but I thought the tag line to say she was a member of ILX was a bit weird. I've not received anything like this before.

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

if this is spam, it's highly entertaining don't you think?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Bet you're sorry you deleted yours now, eh Spencer?

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I was struck at the time that the name was familiar, but I didn't see the ilxor part and it was too weird, so it had to go...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone else get this email? or am I her special Chosen One?
Did you post anything to the "Stuff to put in yer vagina" thread? If so, whatever you suggested made you her best friend.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX search reveals:

Stalking By Proxy: C or D? (1 matching message)

I'm a stalker. I think you should stalk up a storm. It's a good way of finding out that a boy isn't into any of the things you hoped he would be and gradually eroding your initial crush before the first alcohol-soaked opportunity of actually achieving physical contact.
-- tabitha (tabith...), November 5th, 2002.

!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Marvellous!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Set controls for the heart of the pelvis, Spence!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm imagining him singing that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus wept.

― C J (C J), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

then danced the boogaloo and thrust his loins to the beat.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Boom chaka-laka-laka!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Michael Lewis started this thread.

― L(E^24) (Leee), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

bwah ha hurl

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, since I last emptied my deleted email there were almost 6,000 emails in it, and there were 5 from Tabithas, but they were all normal spam. The 'user of ILX' thing is attached if you use the webmail service here, which I think is really for those who are not logged in, so the system passes on the mail without offering your address. Is that right? I'm not certain.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

so, it's a random system of potential spam fuckery? mine innocense is violated!@

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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