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So I just handled a dissatisfied person. Not a customer ever, but somebody who thought I was doing a shitty job and wanted to talk to my boss. I was politely trying to explain the process of what I do to him and why it's unfortunate he feels that way, but it's not my problem. Then he starts hurling invective at me, generally of the four-letter variety, and I say, I says:
"Listen buddy, you wanna insult me? Take a number and go to the back of a very long line!"

I'm not sure what I meant by that, and I think he was even more perplexed. But I felt more a minute like someone in charge of his life.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you, Horace! ;)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You da man, I'd've like run off in tears or something (today).

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you, Horace! ;)

Okay...now serving...Number 23, Number 23, please come forward

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

(maybe Number 23 got tired of waiting...they'll be back)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

gimme a pound of olive loaf please.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where I go to have the whole Washington Wizard thing erased from history? Thanks, man.

― Number 23 (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, you missed #20. i want some mexican white cheddar.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

and I'm 90% sure I'm going to quit my job by the end of the month.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Do it. They are asshats. I wish you all the luck in the world.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

(i have an interview on Wednesday and they told me I've been recommended by a senior employee)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(at a place that values people with initiative and ideas)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Enron?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the local Exxon station?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooters, I'm gonna be Ally's sister's new boss.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

because in the unnatural world of Hooters, frycooks get to boss around the waitresses, right?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

He Who Controls the Spice(d wings), Controls the Universe

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh, I thought this was another thread on politics.

Kicking Ass: Daily Dispatches from the DNC.

― daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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